Ok ok ok you win I won't make drama\romance any more ok I quit but now I'm wrighting a humor fic I hope you like it. btw if you tell me I need to improve my wrighting I won't get mad I will try to improve my wrighting but this fic will be a little lame and I know but it's not my fault me and my family have been sick all week and still are so it's kinda hard to think.

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Disclamer:I don't own Beyblade if I did Johnny would be killing all the characters that I find annoying (MUHAHAHAHA DIE MINGMING DIE)


"Hi and welcome to who's line is it anyway? the show were everything is made up and the points don't matter thats right the points are just like Kikyo pointless,annoying and not worth your time."

"And what is that suppose to meen." Shoots sacred arrow at hostess

A barrier apears out of nowwhere

"Hey Naraku thanks for the barrier it works great."

"MUAHAHAHAHAHA how can I say no to someone who tourtures people MUAHAHAHAHAHA."

"Ok now please welcome our guest first up, Kai the cold hearted stick in the mud."

"Hn. (like I care what you think.)

"Up next we have Ray the boy who is afraid of scissors."

"What! I am not afraid of scissors!"

"After that we have Max the boy who dyes his hair and is gay."

"You're mean." starts to cry

"...and finaly Tyson the boy with a thousand stomachs that will destroy us all."

"I have a thousand stomachs?" every one in the world sweatdrops

"Now lets start the show."

"RUN RUN BEFORE YOUR TOURTURED TO DEATH"
out of nowhere another hostess apears and grabs Naruto
"NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo..." silence

"Ok now that that's over lets begin, and the game is called The Dating Game, now Ray, Max, and Tyson will be the bachelors and the index cards will tell you what you're gonna be and Kai will be the contestent

"I can't belive I'm doing this. Ok first question this one is for all of you. if we were stranded on an island what would you do?"

"I would run before you eat me"
(Talking carrot)

"Unlike bachelor number one, I would like drool day and night over lord Sesshomaru.
(Sesshomaru obsessed valleygirl, fangirl.) all the Sesshomaru obsessed fangirls start to drool over the mere mention of his name

"Unlike bachelors one and three, I would go and practice my jutsu and not ruin my hair"
(Sasuke)

"Ok this one is for Bachelor#3. if you could be any anime character who would you be?"

"I would have to say Rin, I mean she gets to spend sooo much time with Lord Sesshomaru."

"Uh...ok, Bachelor#2 this one is yours if you saw a prettier girl then me what would you do? I'm going to kill the hostess now."

"I would ignore you and her just like I ignore Sakara."

"Bachelor#1 it's your turn if I was a carrot what would you say? That is the dumbest question I've ever heard."

"I'd say how about you and me go on a date."

"sweatdrops That is the dumbest answer I've ever heard Uhhhh...Ok?"

"Ok Kai who are they?"

"I think Ray was Sasuke, and Max was a Sesshomaru obsessed valleygirl, fangirl, and Tyson was a talking vegetable."

"Actully Tyson was a talking carrot ok time for the points to be awarded Kai gets 200 points because he got two out of three right, Ray gets 50 sorry Ray but you were a lame Sasuke, Max gets 1000 because all the Sesshomaru fangirls are going to kill him for making them look stupid,and Tyson gets 10 because he was a horriable talking carrot. Will see you right after the break so don't do away and please cheak out my charity weapons for anime characters you see all their wepons just disapeared so please send in your donations to my e-mail adress"


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