Past...Present...Future?
"Today was a peaceful day(or night), as strange as that would seem(considering where it was), with the birds (or whatever the devil they were) were singing, the sun was shining and there was a sense of peace and relaxation in the air, hence why it was called a peaceful day(or night). There was, for lack of better word, a structure, with a figure approaching it. Near the door, a voice could be heard."
Ah, what a relaxing afternoon, or morning, or evening? Eh, whichever. *knock knock knock* Hmm? Now who could that be? Oh hello there, didn't expect to see you here. So why are you here? Oh, you wanted to hear one of my stories. Which one? Oh... that one. Are you sure you want to? It's kinda long...well, okay, I guess it's all right. All I need to do is find it. *Rumble Rumble* Oh where did I put that book? *Bang Bang Bang* Com'n, I know it's here somewhere. *CRASH* Where *huff* is it *huff* DAMN IT!*Ding*Ah here it is! Take a seat with... um, anything you can use to sit on here. So... you want to hear the beginning, the start, of an awesome saga, of a tremendous undertaking, of a grand journey, for of which all of time to know? Do you...Huh? Oh, uh no, that's actually what it says in the book. ANY way, now... it is time I recount one of my favorite stories, how I met a some of the ragtag bunch of misfits I call my best friends. And it's called My, oh pardon, Our Adventures.