Okay so lets make this clear: this is no TLH ever happened or TLT okay? all regular campers in a regular camp OKAY THEN! (As Demigods)~*rewritten!*

-The Drinking Game-

"Kids, let me tell you a story on how you were born." Percy said.

"I don't wanna know about how you and mom had sex!" Eric exclaimed, jumping on his father.

"EWW!" Stacy agreed.

Percy sighed "Let's start on the day your Aunt Piper still had her morning show." Percy said.

Piper is the newscaster of 'Good Morning Long Island!' It was a news show that featured anyone in Camp Half-blood so... It should be good right? Wrong. Despite Piper having a pretty face she chose her station's time to be way to early so no one watched it. Poor her. Like I said no one watched it or bothered to not even her boyfriend! But then one day Piper was interviewing one of her sister's from the Aphrodite cabin (Drew) and Connor and Travis Stoll pulled a fast one and humiliated her on national television since then Piper has gained a lot of attention but It wasn't because of that- and people has been asking her when she was going to do more shows! Since then Piper has started to act well... more annoying and Jason, her boyfriend decided to tell her the real reason why everyone watch her show now even though everyone vetoed it.

"Hey Piper!" A camper said.

"PIPER!"

"Hello there!" Piper said.

"You know, Jason, you and Percy might be 'the thing' now but I'm coming up pretty strong aren't I?" Piper said, Jason ignored her.

It all started the day before...

Jason and Percy was in an intensive conversation when Connor interrupted them.

"Hey Jason! Percy!"Conner yelled.

"Hmm?" Jason looked up from his conversation with Percy "Oh, hey Conner." Jason said.

"Hey." Percy said, and clasped Conner's shoulder.

"Were gonna go Piper's show wanna come?"

Percy and Jason stared at him like as if he just said 'I'm-going-to-going-turn-myself-in-cuz-I-feel-bad- for-all-the-stuff-I-stolen'.

"Why?!" they said. [P.S. Piper's show is not that popular in fact- it sucks.]

Conner held up a bottle of white wine and tossed the bottle to them Percy almost dropped it.

"Because we like to play a game called "And um..." every time your girlfriend." Connor nodded respectfully to Jason "Say's it, we drink. You in?"

"No! Why would I do that? Besides we were going to lunch later on and she was going to try on a new outfit for me..." Jason said trailing off.

"Percy?" Conner said looking at him.

"Um.. I'm with Jason at this one, minus the girlfreind part but the other part." Percy said, he shifted to a different standing position.

"Fine," Connor shrugged. "Your loss... but if you want to go were in our cabin, Hermes made it so the room would expand only on time of Piper's show." Conner said and took the bottle from Percy and left.

"Wow, what a jerk. I'd never do that to my girlfreind." Jason said.

Percy agreed with him they walked into the room and saw a few bottles, two glasses and a tv on Piper's channel with a note that said 'Try it! Oh and don't tell Mr.D' the two looked at each other.

"We shouldn't do this." Jason said, taking a bottle.

"Definitely." Percy said, he sat in front of the TV and took the glass from Jason and they watch the show.

Eric and Stacy stared at Percy wide-eyed.

"You drank?" Stacy said.

"I thought alchol was banned." Eric said,

"Let your daddy finish this story okay?" Percy said, waving them off.

"Ok!" The two exclaimed.

"So..." Percy continued.

-Not Drunk Yet-

"So I Just, like, got the newest prefume that would, like, go on sale today!" a Aprodite kid said.

"Oh, And um.. How would it be on?" Piper said.

Jason and Percy tapped there glasses together and drank.

-A Little Drunk-

Annabeth was on the show doing and interview with Piper.

"I just got my new blueprints ready for my building!" Annabeth said.

"And um..(-blah, blah blah blah blah they wern't listening after that.-)"

Jason poured Percy another glass and they drank.

-Totally Wasted-

There were 3 empty bottles and Percy and Jason was on the floor laughing with another bottle half way empty. Piper was talking to an Roman kid after he was telling the story of how he got to camp.

"And um.."

Percy could barley lift the bottle up as he tried to pour some more in Jason and his glass because they were laughing to hard, and was drunk.

-Gone-

It was the end of the show and Piper said "And. Um.. this is Piper saying um... Thank you and see you next time!"

Percy and Jason was so drunk they didn't even bother to drink after that.

-Back to reality-

"And everyone has finally decided that I am better than you!" Piper said.

Finally Jason couldn't take his girlfreind anymore and said "The Drinking Game!"

"What?" Piper said, Percy decided to just then come up to them and say 'hi'.

"The-only-reason-why-people-watch-your-show-is-bec ause-Conner-and-Travis-created-a-drinking-game-out -of-it,-every-time-you-say-'And-um...'-they-drink! " Jason said very fast.

"Jason!"Percy said.

Piper started "Okay no, Jason, look, I know your jelly and all but-"

Finally irritated, Percy broke in "It's true," he said.

"What?" Piper asked.

"Of course me and Jason did not just try it yesterday and get totally wasted!"Percy said laughing even Jason smiled.

"Oh, ok..."

"Uh...Piper?" Jason said getting a little scare.

"Your not... mad right?" Percy said.

"No! No! Of course not!" Piper said waving it off.

Jason and Percy sighed then Jason started "Oh, good I thought-"

"ICAN'TBELIVEYOU!" Piper screamed, shocking the two boys and then Piper didn't talk to him for the rest of the day.

(Percy with Annabeth)

"So you got a new buliding to do?" Percy said.

"Oh yes! Wait.. How did you know?" Annabeth said.

"Oh, I was watching Piper's show."

"You were?" Annabeth said surprised.

"Yes."

" I HATE YOU JASON! HATE, HATE, HATE YOU!" they heard Piper say.

"What's that all about?" Annabeth said.

"Oh, not important." Percy said.

The next day on the show

Percy and Jason decided to join Conner and Travis in the cabin it turn out to be kind of cramped but it was worth it.

On Tv

Piper was doing another interview with Annabeth.

"I just got all my bulding materials and I would be getting started at the new safe house building for Apollo's."

"Oh, And um-godsdamnit!" Piper said.

In The Cabin

"And um!" They all raised their glass as a toast and drank.

On Tv

"So how long do you think it would be done?" Piper said.

"As long as I want it to be. Stupid Apollo, I-I mean he's such a nice person!"

"And um-" Piper was about to curse again then, she realized something.

In the Cabin

Everyone was about to drink when Percy said "No, wait! It's a trap!"

"To all the people watching this show right now, and um, and umand umand umand umand umand umand umand umand um." Piper said.

Everyone looked shocked Travis passed Percy his glass.

"We cannot violate the rules Percy, Jason we must drink."

"May Pulto have mercy on our souls." Jason said, taking the glass.

"I think you mean Hades." Travis said.

They all passes each other a glass and drank.

And the very next day Bam ba bum ba bada dum...

Percy and Jason crashed in Zeus's cabin that night and felt horrible in the morning Jason took out the nectar and ambrosia and took a square then gave some to Percy who gladly accepted it.

"Ok, Percy, don't... wake me up." Jason said.

Percy mumbled something and turn to the wall of the bed just then Piper came into the room and shouted "HEY GUYS HOW IS IT?!"

They both groaned.

"SUCH A NICE DAY TODAY I THINK I AM GOING TO GO OUT!" then she left the room.

Piper came back and said "OH YEAH, AND UM!" and then she left.

Jason bumped his head on the bunk and Percy fell down, they groaned in pain again.

Jason and Percy was more miserable after that, it continued on because Annabeth came in and lectured them of why they should not have done what they done.

Whee~ please R&R? Me loves Percy~ This chapter is for Jason & Piper!