Four little rants by Magenta about her brother- not intended to be serious.
I don't own any of these characters- but I do toy with them for a while.
Please, do not hug me- even if celebrating the end of a particularly hard day's work; in fact- especially if celebrating the end of a hard day- excessive sweat is neither manly nor erotic- it's revolting.
And that's another point- would it kill you to eat a little more or wear warmer clothes? No offence- but making love to you in winter is like being groped by an especially bony sea creature- cold, clammy and unpleasant.
DON'T call me pet names. I know I was called "Ickle Magletina" when I was 5, but it's not what I want to be known as now- especially in the bedroom.
Stop following me around- I won't die without your 24/7 surveillance and I like to be able to talk to my friends… well- friend on my own once in a while. Yes- that means without you. I don't care- go polish your bald spot- sorry- high forehead or something.
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