HI GUYS! IT'S ME, DEW, FROM ZELDA MANIAC'S ZELDA INTERVIEWS!
I'M NOW DOING POKEMON CHARACTER INTERVIEWS! :D
SO, FOR THE VERY FIRST FANFIC OF MINE...
WHY DON'T YOU READ AND FIND OUT?
Me: Hi peeps! Today, I'm going to introduce you to my best friends (not irl)!
Lucario (A.K.A Lucas): She has no life.
Me: STFU U JERK
Maniac: Da fudge is going on here?!
Absol: I WANT MAH CHICKEN WINGS!
Maniac: NO EAT CHO CUCCO BURGERS THERE GOOD 4 U *stuffs in mouth*
Keldeo: 0.e
Me: What the heck happened?! I was SUPPOSED to be interviewing Absol and Lucas!
Lucas: WELL EXCUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS
Maniac: OH NO U DIDNT!
Link: THATS MY THING *throws lucas out da window of shame*
Me: Where did that come from 0.0
Keldeo: *forever alone*
Pikachu: WHAT I MISS?
Me: *facepalm*
Absol: Ok lets just get on with the interviews!
Me: HEY THAT'S WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY! *throws Absol out of Door of Idiocricy*
Everyone: THAT'S NOT A WORD YOU IDIOT!
Me: IT IS NOW!
Maniac: O.O LUCAS I GOT U A PRESENT
Lucas: what is it?
Maniac: *gives barrel*
Lucas: NOOOOO NOT THE BARREL! D: *runs away screaming*
Me: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Pikachu and Keldeo: Ok...
Keldeo: Ok, I'm going to interview Absol.
Absol: *nomming on Cucco burgers*
Maniac: *stares into their soul* O.O
Absol: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Maniac: *tackles* GIMMIE
Pikachu: ladies ladies your both pretty
Absol: O.O
Maniac: QUIET YOU *throws pikachu out da window of shame*
Jigglypuff: GUYS GUESS WHAT
Me: *facepalm* WHAT IS IT!?
Jigglypuff: TACOCAT SPELLED BACKWARDS IS TACOCAT!
Ash: *walks in, looks around ,walks back out*
SpongeBob: SOLAR SYSTEM WOLVES!
Me: AUUUUUGHH! Ok, Absol, 1st q: What is your favorite color?
Absol: Death. It's really pretty.
Me: Why are you one of my best friends again?
Absol: Because I'm a freakin' Absol!
Me: Oh right...
Maniac: SPICY MUSHROOMS AND SMEXT KITTIES
Tacocat: *tone of gangnam style*
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SEXY KITTIES..
Me: SPONGEBOB, TACOCAT, PIKACHU, AND JIGGLYPUFF GET OUT!
SPONGEBOB, TACOCAT, PIKACHU, AND JIGGLYPUFF: WELL EXCUUUUUUSE ME PRI-
Me: *throws bricks and they leave*
I'm ending this right no-
Absol: WHERES TACOCAT?
Maniac: *eating tacocat* nummy
Me: *throws Maniac and tacocat out of the Door of Idiocracy*
Lucas: WHAT I MIS- O SHI
THATS ALL I'M WRITING FOR NOW, BECAUSE IF I KEEP WRITING I'LL PROBABLY FREEZE EVERYONE... AGAIN! :D
SPECIAL THANKS TO:
ZELDA MANIAC
AND YOU! meh heh heh
DEWFROST
OVER
AND
OUT!
Maniac: THATS MY THING!
Me: NOT ANYMORE SUCKA!