A riddle through time. . .
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Malfoy
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Summary- what do you get with a bottle of fire whisky and a trip through a portrait of a pirate? Apparently to 1979 falling head over heels for your best friend's father?! This is not going to end well.
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Where they get drunk
I shut my mouth even though I realized it was too late., I wanted to run and hide from him but it seemed as if I had lost all ability to walk or run. So it was very confusing to me when I found myself being turned around to face him. I looked at his hazel eyes and saw harry reflecting back from them. I was startled, how could be that I could see Harry when he about twenty years in the future, while I was stuck in the past facing the young James.
"why?" he said so quietly that I almost didn't hear it. Who would've thought that all of this was the cause of a bottle of fire whisky, and a portrait of the one-eyed pirate on the fourth floor? Don't understand; let me start from the beginning.
November 11 2003
"Malfoy gerrof me!" I said in a muffled voice.
"Why you know you like it." He said in what I thing he thought was a sexy voice, he's obviously hasn't met Gabriel who is the embodiment of sexy, using my power I flung him off me to the opposite side of the room.
"Oops my bad." I said my voice laced with sarcasm that he obviously heard. Judging by his movements I most likely hurt his pride once again. Pretending I wasn't just molested by Draco Malfoy I buttoned up my shirt and ran to the room of requirement to see if Hermione was there and low and behold she was, and drinking a two-ton bottle of fire whisky as well.
I shook my head, this had been going on for weeks since she and Ron had broken up, good riddance I had to say. They were better off. Instead of getting mad at her I grabbed the bottle and started to drink trying to wash out the bitter taste of rejection and unrequited love that harry was the cause of.
1 HOUR LATER . . .
"If I was a rich gal,
Na n Na an Na
I'd have all the money in the forld,
Na Na and Na,"
"Oh vimmi lookit this it's a pirate with one-eye."
"Vermione you're shrunkd" (I think that's drunk)
"He he" and with that they being very tipsy fell through the painting and fell into a heap on the floor. When vimmi decided to get up all she saw was four boys looking at them with shock, confusion, hell she didn't know all she decided was that she would have a nap and with that she did.
a/n-this chapter sucks. It'll get better, I promise!