Disclaimer: I do not own Sly Cooper. All rights go to Sucker Punch and Sanzaru Games.
An alarm went off but was silenced with a swoosh. A shadow crept through a hole in the roof followed by a raccoon, a master thief, a.. "Hold it right there, Cooper!" yes, a Cooper.
Then randomly, Sly yelled out in a sing-song voice, "Carm is it, had a fit, doesn't know her alphabet."
Inspector Fox had a very unexpected reaction to this, "What?!" she yelled, stomping her foot, "Take that back! Take that back! I do know my alphabet, if I didn't, I wouldn't have my job."
"See?" pointed out Sly, "You're having a fit. I told you so."
Upset about his, Carmelita started blasting the raccoon with her shock pistol. Electricity whizzed through the air, shocking rooftop guards and destroy plants, but Cooper still managed to dodge every shot by just running.
"Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me. Hehehe." he teased. "NOOOOOOOO!" yelled the inspector, as she reluctantly moved closer to kiss that sly Sly Cooper.
After that happened he quickly hides until Carmelita gives up. Speechless, he walks over to Bentley and Murray.
"You gotta pay me way more than you bet, dude. I didn't even think that would work, I thought she would just think I was crazy."
So as Bentley opened his wallet, the trio walked home, pondering about the mysteries of the female mind.