YAY! NEW STORY! For those of you reading A Day in the Life of Yui and Yuu, that was is currently on hold because all of my plans for chapter 6 got deleted. WHY? DX And for those of you reading, A Crimson Kiss, I'm only on chapter 2 and I'm already stuck. WHY? DX Well, here is my newest story! Based off of Ouran High School Host Club BUT it is NOT a crossover because none of those characters are in this fanfic.
Pairing: 18fem27! THATS RIGHT! FEMALE TSUNA! Why? Because I think that if Tsuna was a girl in the actual show it would be awesome because he would be the greatest anime girl EVER! Except they would need to cover him(her) up more in dying will mode.
Tsuna: Can you start the story already? Wait! Why do I have to be a girl?
Me: Really Tsuna? I just explained this. Dame-Tsuna...
Yamamoto: Maa maa! No need to get worked up.
Dino: Yep! -trips-
Me: Baka...
Hibari: Are you herbivores crowding?
Me: I EAT MEAT YOU BAKA CARNIVORE!
Hibari: Hn...? I'll bite you to death...
Me: NUUUU! -gets bitten to death- Ittai...
Tsuna: Uh... Kasumi-san does not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn...
Me: If I did Hibari wouldn't be so heartless and hurt a girl... -dies-
Dino: SOMEONE GET HER TO THE HOSPITAL!_
Vongola High School Host Club
Chapter 1: Meeting the hosts
"Welcome to the Vongola High School Host Club," said a shy but cute voice as the red doors of the 3rd music room opened up revealing four handsome young men, a cow looking five year old, and two girls. They all wore traditional Japanese kimonos.
One of the girls, a young brunette with long silky brown hair that somehow defied gravity in an somehow adorable way stood forward, continuing to talk. "Please come in and choose your host," she said, showing off her bright smile that left four of the five boys closing their eyes to avoid being blinded. The remaining boy as only five years old. All he could think about was cake and candy that he would end up hiding in his afro of hair.
"Introductions~!" The blond boy sitting in the chair (the only one sitting in a chair) finally got up preparing to introduce his fellow hosts, saving himself for last.
"This adorable little girl is my little sister, Sawada Tsunayoshi," he said as he walked over to the brunette. "Touch her and you die."
That just earned him a sweat drop from everyone in the room, not that he cared. "Please call me Tsuna," she said.
Next he walked over to the handsome boy that was trying oh-so-hard not to take out his steel tonfas and bite them all to death for crowding. His silky black hair was short but his long bangs graced his forehead, almost covering his steel blue orbs and narrow eyes. "And this loner over here is Hibari Kyoya. He looks tough but he's actually a softy."
And with that, a cute little yellow bird landed on Hibari's head, making itself nice and comfy.
"Thank you Hibari," said the blond, earning himself a cute little chirp from said bird and an insult from the raven haired boy.
"Stupid herbivores..."
"Ignoring that comment," he said as he walked over to the five year old in a cow suit with an afro and the tall boy with short black hair and his signature smile on his face. "This cow is Lambo Bovino and the tall, smiling, happy-go-lucky guy is Yamamoto Takeshi.
"Gyuhahaha! Lambo-san wants candy!"
"Yo!"
Next he walked over to the boy and girl with twin pineapple hair styles. The boy was tall with blue hair and miss matched eyes. One eye was blue while the other was red. The girl had purple hair with a purple eye. It was hard to tell if she had another eye because it was covered with an eye patch. "And these two pineapple twins are Rokudo Mukuro and Chrome Dokuro. They are brother and sister. They are more of a magic show."
"Kufufu... Pleased to meet you," said the blue haired pineapple. Chrome just bowed.
"And now for the King," he said as he stood in front of everyone and took the spotlight. Literally, he turned off the lights and gave himself a single spotlight. "Me! Dino !"
And with that, the spotlight shined on all of them. Well, most of them. Tsuna had to try and get Hibari into the light while being threatened to be bitten to death. "And we are the Vongola High School Host Club!" Everyone except Hibari said it. He just gave them a "Hn..."
As soon as the lights were back on, the hosts were dumbfounded by the amount of people at the door. It went from 2 to 50. Most were girls but what boys were there mostly ran through the doors screaming "Sawada-chan~!" The girls divided themselves between the male hosts, although they only went two at a time with Hibari to avoid crowding. The remaining boys and girls made their way to see Mukuro and Chrome's magic show.
With Tsuna... (Prepare yourselves)
"Sawada-chan! What's your favorite color?"
"Can I have your number?"
"When's you birthday?"
"Is your hair naturally like that?"
"What's your favorite animal?"
"Do you have someone you like?"
"Will you please go out with me?"
"Uh..." Tsuna sweat drop at all the questions, trying to answer them all in order. Her caramel colored orbs covered by her eyelids while she gave a nervous smile. "Orange. No. October 14th. Yes. Bunnies. Yes. And no. Sorry."
"Awwwww! So cute Sawada-chan~! Who do you like?" They all spoke in unison on the brink of tears from being rejected. "That's a secret," she said as she gave them a small wink like her older brother Dino told her to, leaving all of the boys fainting from nosebleeds.
Once again, she gave a nervous sweat drop and took this time to slip away.
With Hibari... (This won't take too long)
"Hello Hibari-san," said a small girl.
"Hn..."
"How are you?" The other girl didn't have much luck either.
"..."
"Do you like anyone?"
And that earned the poor two girls a cold glare coming from the prefect. Just at that moment, Tsuna walked past them, causing the prefect to smirk. "Herbivore..." (Maybe it will take a while)
"Hiee!" The brunette squeaked as she turned around to face the skylark, slightly blushing. "H-Hibari-san," she said. "I-I do eat meat you know..."
"You still look like a herbivore to me," he responded, smirking at the cute look on her face.
"So mean... I do have an actual name you know. Try using my name for a change," said Tsuna, talking back to Hibari with a pout on her face. Hibari would have been mad if it was any other person but he controlled himself from smile at the cute pout on Tsuna's face.
"And why are you not with your customers," he asked, completely ignoring their last conversation and starting a new one.
"They all uh... fainted...," Tsuna said as she turned to see her passed out customers, Hibari following her eyes, also looking at them. "Wao," was all the skylark could say.
As she tried to walk away, she was once again stopped.
"Tsunayoshi," Hibari said, causing the small brunette to blush a bright red at the use of her name.
"H-Hai?" Tsuna turned around to face Hibari again, still blushing. "D-Do you need anything?"
"Where are you going?" His voice was demanding and sadistic but so damn hot at the same time. (What a multitasking voice)
"T-To get some tea.. I-it's time for my break. D-Do you w-want me t-to bring you some?" Tsuna's voice revealed her nervousness around the skylark, only making him happier, not that he would ever show it. Tsuna's blushing face grew redder.
Hibari nodded and Tsuna walked away.
After that, Hibari just continued to sit in silence since all the girls were afraid to go near him because of his smirk. They just decided to admire him from a distance.
With Dino... (Oh god Tamaki moment! Heeeere's Daddy!)
"Uh... Dino-san?" All of the girls around him (there were A LOT) just watched him with awe but he had his back to them.
"My little Tsunaaaa~! What do those boys think they're doing fainting and showing so much blood to Tsuna! She's afraid of blood! And what is Kyoya planning with that smirk of his!" Dino just watched until Tsuna was out of his sight, biting into a handkerchief, nearly ripping it apart.
"Dino-san, if you're so worried about boys flirting with her, why make her a host?" The girls were all curious about this. Every girl was. And for a good reason? As a host people would flirt with her none stop. What's the point to it?
"That is because, my dear lovely ladies," he started, not wasting time to hold one of the girls in his arms. "I am so worried about guys flirting with her! What if one tries to kidnap her and molest her?" My little Tsunaa~!" Tears began to fill his eyes while a girl passed him a tissue which he accepted before rapidly standing up and clenching his fists.
"BUT! If they flirt with her here in a safe environment, I can keep an eye on those filthy dirt bags!" He stared off into space looking determined with fire in his eyes.
"Wow! So considerate! What a great big brother~!" The girls cheered him as if he just gave the greatest speech of all time.
With Lambo and Yamamoto... (Two happy-go-luckies... brace yourselves)
"Gyuhahaha! Lambo-san wants to play a game!" The little cow was hyper beyond belief.
"And what would Lambo-kun like to play?" The girls seemed to be very used to this.
"How about baseball," said the tall, raven haired boy with once again, his award winning smile. (An award for the longest smile I assume). "It's fun!" And not surprisingly, he had a ball in his pocket. Why? No one knows.
The girls around them just said things like, "Yamamoto is so funny," and "But Yamamoto-kun is a baseball star. Will Lambo be okay?" And the boys' responses were, "Hahaha! He'll be fine! I'll go easy on him," and "Gyuhahaha! Lambo-san will be fine! Lambo-san is strong!"
With that said, Yamamoto gave the ball to Lambo as they walked a good enough distance from the girls but close enough for them to see.
Once they were a safe distance from the girls, Lambo threw the ball at Yamamoto, landing safely in the baseball players hands. Too bad Lambo wasn't so lucky.
Once Yamamoto caught the ball, he put himself in his throwing position. His pulled his right arm back ad shot it forward at almost 90 mph. (Poor Lambo)
The ball hit Lambo, throwing him back and crashing into a wall at full speed. He peeled off the wall and onto the floor.
"Gotta... stay calm..." Poor Lambo tried so hard not to cry. Too bad it didn't work and he started crying like there was no tomorrow.
"Oops..." was all the baseball idiot could say.
With Mukuro and Chrome... (Magic time~! XD)
"Let's play the 'Which one is Mukuro' game!" The two pineapple twins appeared on stage wearing flashy but similar outfits.
The crowd cheered letting the twins know that they should begin, which they did.
The twins held hands to prove there was no cheap trick to their show. Mukuro on the left and Chrome on the right.
"Kufufu... Oya oya, so many people are here to play right Chrome?" The blue haired pineapple, a.k.a. Mukuro said to the audience.
"Yes Mukuro-sama. Are we going to begin now?" The purple haired pineapple, a.k.a. Chrome, turned to Mukuro, waiting for his response.
"Kufufufu... Yes we are. Now who would like to guess?"
In a split second, everyone's hand shot up from their sides. They kept screaming "Pick me! Pick me!" People were jumping up and down as if they were at a rock concert.
Finally, Mukuro picked a girl from the 4th row and called her up on stage. He told her to stay there while he and Chrome walked backstage, appearing back in front of the crowd almost a second later. When they got back, there were two Mukuros. (It's hard enough dealing with one)
They told her too look closely and then choose. After about 2 minutes of looking, she chose the Mukuro on the left, since he came in on the left.
She was wrong. The Mukuro on the right had blue pineapple styled hair, a red eye and a blue eye.
The Mukuro on the left had blue pineapple styled hair, with a red eye and a purple eye.
Suddenly, a mist appeared around the left Mukuro and once it disappeared, revealed Chrome.
"You lose," said Chrome and walked over to Mukuro. "Good try though."
Me: Woo! Finally I'm done!
Hibari: Herbivore...
Me: Be nice please!
Hibari: Are you telling me what to do?
Me: OF COURSE NOT! I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
Hibari: Hn...
Tsuna: Do I really have to be a girl?
Me: Yes! You are very cute as a girl!
Everyone: So true~!
Tsuna: Yeah yeah...
Me: I hope you enjoyed it! Please review and look forward to chapter 2! Also, in the review, please tell me what you think about chapter 1, anything I could fix, and what you want to see in chapter 2! I'm planning on focusing more on Hibari and Tsuna next chapter~!
Hibari: Review or I will bite you to death...