A/N: Hey everyone, sorry for the two-year wait. I wanted to respond to the reviews but most of them are guests so I'll let our personified shitake mushroom friend takeover. This is dedicated to me I guess because my birthday is coming soon. I don't own the Mario franchise. Enjoy, review or whatever.

I'm dead.

That's we left off. I'm in the void now, waiting to be regenerated to be killed in battle again. While I wait I'll read the reviews of my pitiful life story.

This was the first to comment was from MarioLuigiIncest. It read, " You have a very strong exposition here. The description of the goomba protagonist is detailed and makes the goomba a dynamic force in this narrative. It really played with my emotions and kept me on the edge of my seat. It was not only syntactically pleasing, but it also tugged on my heartstrings. However, for a fanfiction titled "The Life of a Goomba" you don't really show both sides of the coin - mainly the sex. Maybe you should rename it to "The Fallen Goomba." You might want to include some saucier elements for the adult audience. I couldn't even get an erection except for a semi when he gets crushed because I'm into that."

Thank you for seeing my meaningless life and death mattered. I wouldn't have thought about it that someone could be interested in a story like mine. The author had written this in the in the sixth grade and she wanted to preserve the all the cringe for all to see including the title because she sucks at it and doesn't feel like changing it but she'll try a little harder. So want do you mean by sex? Do you mean my gender or the other one but judging from your name I guess you want the latter? Maybe in twenty more years, the author would write something like that but until then, go watch Pornhub or hentai. Also, your username disturbs me and the author because you know I was murdered by them and the author thinks so highly of them that they wouldn't sin. The first time she read this she had to play two hours of CoolMath games just to clear her head from this especially when you commented about your nose. Anyway, on to the next one.

This is from the author's cousin, Jakina. "Nice story "

You what's even nicer? Adding more words to make constructive criticism or the author to make a better story. Just a few more words I know you can do it.

Dianna says "you repeated your story several times. you may want to edit that problem"

Thanks for pointing that out. It's fixed.

Anonymous Girl Gamer says "I liked it. It portrays perfectly the lie o a goomba"

Thank you. The author read some you stories she cried at two in the morning Survivor.

"Oh! Your descriptions were pretty good here. Nice" from Junior BLD.

Thanks, the author and you're also. Keep up the good work.

That's all folks, till next time.

The End

A/N: Quick question. Do you like to read my fanfiction? If you do and get an early glimpse of it you could be my beta reader. I need some extra help on proofreading, grammar, and title-making so if your interested just PM me and we'll go from there.