The Guinness Book
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Dear Dr. Lecter,
The Guinness Family wants to congratulate you for being the cannibal with the most victim number.
We wish you for your future good luck, health and happiness.
The G. B. Committee
Dear Madame,
Dear Sir,
The Guinness Family wants to congratulate the FBI for the most boring and grey homepage of all secret service agencies world wide.
We wish you good luck and a better webdesigner!
The G. B. Committee
Dear Dr. Lecter,
The Guinness Family wants to congratulate you for the most sold hand lotion based on your recipe.
We wish you good luck for your future and more of your inventions for the world!
The G. B. Committee
Dear Dr. Lecter,
The Guinness Family wants to congratulate you for the most beautiful handwritten letter in the history, since Mesopotamian people invent alphabet letters.
We wish good luck for your future and never purchase a mobile phone, sms are really uncreative.
The G. B. Committee
Dear Dr. Lecter,
The Guinness Family wants to congratulate you for the most creative cooking show and your co-creation with Paul Krendler.
We wish you good luck, health and happiness for your future!
The G. B. Committee
Dear Dr. Lecter,
The Guinness Family wants to congratulate you for the most sold copy of your book "The Joy of Cooking, Volume 2".
We wish you good luck and many more inspiration for new recipes.
The G. B. Committee
Dear Carlo,
Dear Tommaso,
The Guinness Family wants to congratulate you for the biggest pigs in Italy ever seen.
We had wished you good luck, health and happiness, but alas, we will remember you in peace!
The G. B. Committee
Dear Mr. Verger,
The Guinness Family is not corrupt!
You cannot put your own texts in our Book.
We wish you for your future good luck, health, happiness and more modesty!
The G. B. Committee
Dear Dr. Lecter,
The Guinness Family wants to congratulate you for the best Life Car Navigation System from Massachusette Avenue – Capital Street – Union Station.
We wish you good luck, health and happiness for your future and God Bless You!
The G. B. Committee
Dear Mr. Verger,
The Guinness Family wants to congratulate you for your amazing knowledge about the number of the teeth a Meinerzhageni Pig has!
We wish you for your future good luck, health and happiness and more fun with zoology!
The G. B. Committee
Thank you for reading,
I hope you had fun
M.