Xel: So...Who are we teasing mow?
KK: You mean besides you?
Xel:growl:
KK: Whatever. You know, there are times when someone needs a push to admit his/her feelings to the loved one.
Xel: A love story? NOT AGAIN!
KK: Not really. This one's about Zel&Ame, and I'm gonna give a push to Zel trough time, space and dimension!
Xel: Can I torture him?
KK: Not too much okay?
Xel: WWWWEEEEEEE!
Disclaimer: I still don't own Slayers. Nor do I own Stargate, Inuyasha, the Legacy of Kain series, Transformers or X-Files. BUT... I do own Nagori! He's in this one too, because I couldn't think of anyone more goofy. And his part requires it.
Xel: This is your longest diclaimer!
KK: And you don't need too much knowledge to these series to enjoy this fic! Some stuph you should know though: Slayers take place a few months after Try, Stargate's somewhere after when Daniel returns and SG1's fighting Anubis, Inuyasha's group is after Naraku, Raziel's just before his destiny to be locked into the reaver, and X-File's somewhere right after the start.
Xel: Can I start?
KK: Hmmm... Why not.
Xel: Once upon a time, far away in the Slayers universe...
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Chapter I: Goa'uld, staff weapons 'n' other nasty stuph
KK: Zelgadiss Greywords, after extensive searching, finally found a lead to his cure. And when I say extensive, I mean extensive!
Zel found a quite ancient tablet wich no one could read, so he brougth it to Seiruun. He's standing infront of the gates right now.
Zel:sigh: Seiruun City... I hoped I could return here as a human. These people aren't used to see something like me.
He already could feel the frightened and fearful eyes on him. But then the image of a smiling Amelia flashed before his eyes. It gave him enough courage, so he put his hood on and hid his blushing face with his mask.
After some travel and the usual protocolls, he was led to a waiting room in the palace, while the servants gave Amelia the news.
Zel: -in thought- Man, do I hate protocolls. And this fancy appearance... it's really not my style. But, then again, there's something in me that says stay here.
At that moment Amelia stepped into the room.
Amelia: Zelgadiss-san!
Zel only had time to turn around, before the petite princess tackled him to the ground in one of her famous hugs.
Amelia: I'm SO happy to see you!
A few seconds passed and Zel hadn't answered, so she went into a sitting position. It was then, when she realised in wich position they were.
/CLICK-SNAP/
KK: What are you doing Xel?
Xel: Taking pictures.
KK:sweatdrop:
Amelia sprung up blushing.
Amelia: -while nerously giggleing- Sorry about that.
Zel finally got himself under control and stood up. His face redder than a steamed lobster.
Zel: You don't have to apologise.
After a few minutes they got rid of the red colour.
Amelia: So... Have you found a lead to your cure?
Zel: Well, to be honest...
He opened his backpack, wich he was carrying, and pulled out an old tablet with carvings on it.
Zel: This is not a direct cure. If what I heard is true, then this tablet describes the exact location of an ancient relic that can grant any wish.
Amelia's eyes got wider with every word.
Zel: The only problem is, no one could read it. So I tought that...
Amelia: I know just the right man!
With that she grabbed Zel's hand and ran off leaving a trail of dust behind them.
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After a minute or so, Amelia stops before a small building. As I said Amelia stops, but Zel doesn't. He hit's the door like fly would hit a windshield.
Amelia: Zelgadiss-san! Are you alright?
Zel: -while brushing the spikes off his face- Yeah, I'm okay.
So they enter the building. It looks just like a mage guild from the inside. There's tons of books on the shelves, magical items everywhere and a huge table in the middle. There's someone sitting at the table, or rather sleeping on it, his head buried in books.
Amelia walks to the sleeping figure, followed by Zel.
Amelia: -while poking the sleeping guy- Nagori-san! Wake up!
Na quickly jerks into a sitting position sending a few books flying.
Nagori: It wasn't me, I mean, it was an accident...
He slowly looks around and finds a smiling Amelia.
Nagori: Oh... it's you. Sorry 'bout that.
Amelia: You were up all night again weren't you?
Na: Yes, and I found some interesting information.
Amelia: We have something that only you could translate.
Na: We?
He looks over to Zel.
Nagori: ...You're... blue!
Zelgadiss facefaults.
Amelia:giggle: This is Zelgadiss Greywords.
Zel got himself off the ground. Nagori stands up and shakes hand with Zel.
Na: Nice to meet you. Amelia told me about you.
Zel: She did?
Na: She always says something about you, no matter what's the topic.
Amelia:Blush: Nagori-san! That's not true!
Na: So... What do you need translated?
Zel pulls out the tablet and gives it to Na.
Na: Hmmm...
His thoughtful expression turns into a smile. He walks to a book on the shelf pulls out a map and sits to the table. After examening the tablet he draws a path on the map and writes a few things on it.
Zel: That was... fast.
Amelia: He's the best when it comes to languages. Or defensive magic.
Na: I'll go with you. You'll need my help once we're there. The tablet says that the place is booby-trapped, and it tells how to identify them.
Amelia: I'll go too!
Zel: This is too dangerous.
Amelia put on her biggest blue eyes and put her hands in a bidding position.
Amelia: Pleeeeaaaaaase!
Zel: -while sweatdropping- A...Alright.
Amelia: I'll go and tell daddy!
With that she dashes out of the room.
Na: No human male being can resist her when she does that.
Zel nodded slightly.
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After an hour or so, everyone got ready for the travel.
-infront of the palace gates-
Zel: So... where are we going?
Na: -while scratching the back of his head- I haven't told you that?
Zel:sweatdrop: No, you haven't.
Na: The Desert of Destruction. Our goal is almost straight south from here.
Zel: The Desert of...
Amelia: Destruction? That's a VERY long way!
Na: If the tablet's telling the truth, then it's worth it.
So the trio starts off to their long journey.
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-after two days of travel-
Amelia: Are we there now?
Na: No, we're not even close.
-another two days-
Amelia: Are we there now?
Zel: No.
-guess what. Yep, two days pass-
Amelia: Are we...
Nagori: There now? No.
-Getting tired, huh?-
Amelia: Are we there now?
Nagori: We're there!
Zel: -snapped out of his usual trance- Really? I haven't noticed.
Nagori: -while looking at the map- I think... it's that way.
He points in a direction. Everyone starts walking that way.
Nagori: Wait!
He turns the map upside-down, then he turns around too.
Nagori: That way!
Zel&Ame facefaults.
After a few hours of travelling trough sand and burning sunlight they reach a plain with some stones on them.
Nagori: Well, we're here.
Amelia: Here where?
Nagori: The entrance.
Zel&Ame looks around.
Amelia: Where?
Na: Zel, can I have the tablet?
Zel gives Na the tablet.
Na: It should fit in somewhere, like a key.
After some search.
Amelia: I think I found it!
The guys run to Ame.
Na: Yep, this is it.
With that, he dusts off the place and inserts the tablet. It fits perfectly, but nothing happens.
Zel: Nothing. I should of known.
But then the ground started shaking, and the plain on wich they were standing turned over like a trap door and sent the trio sliding down to the catacombs.
Zelgadiss was first to hit the ground. On foot ofcourse. He immediately reached out to grab a really frightened Amelia. And Na hit the ground with his face, as usual.
Zel: Are you alright, Amelia?
She opened her eyes slowly, then blushingly nodded. Then Zel put down Amelia and went to see nagori, but Ame got there first.
Zel: Is he injured?
Amelia: He's... sleeping!
Zel facefaulted.
Zel: How could he sleep at a time like this!
Amelia: He could fall asleep with opened eyes, while standing.
Amelia: -again poking a sleeping Na- Nagori-san! Wake up!
He again jerked into a sitting position.
Na: Who? What? Why? Where?
Zel: Us, quest, cure, underground.
Na: Ummm... yes, I remember.
He got up and cast a lighting spell.
Na: Come this way.
And he led the two trough a long passage.
Na: Stop here.
And they did. Na picked up a small rock from the ground and threw it a few metres away. As soon as it landed spikes shot from the wall hitting the other side and, as quickly as they appeared, they Disappeared.
Na: We can go now.
Zel: Are you sure?
He again threw a rock, but this time nothing happened.
Na: I'm sure.
And they went on. After a left turn...
Na: Another trap.
Amelia: What kind?
Na: Spikes from the floor, activated by waight.
Zel: Then we'll just levitate trough.
Na: Yep.
After that and a few more traps they arrived into a large hall.
Zel: Is this it?
Na: Seems so...
They enter the hall, and suddenly the lighting spell broke up and total darkness krept over the place. Amelia screamed and Na tried to cast another, but it only lived a second long.
Na: It seems that something's eating away magical powers.
He pulled out a torch from seemingly out of nowhere and used a flare bit spell to light it. It lived just as long to light it. Then Na tuned around.
Nagori: -while scratching his head- That's wierd... I could of sware your skin colour was blue, not red, Zel.
That was because a very scared Amelia was hanging in his arms, with her arms around his neck.
Xel: Go Ame, GO!
KK: Shush you!
Na turned around.
Nagori: Just tell me when you two are finished.
As soon as Ame realised where she is she quickly jumped off Zel.
Amelia: I'm sorry I... I'm just a bit... scared.
Zel: -still a bit on the red side- No need.
Amelia: -after cooling down- Where did you get that?
Na: Get what?
Zel: The torch.
Na: I'm usually well prepared.
Zel: Oh.
Na: I think we sould look around. And don't touch anything.
Ame&Zel nodded.
So they slowly started examining the area.
Na: -while walking- Rocks, some hieroglyphics, more rocks, giant bug with a sword, some more rocks... :sweatdrop:
He looks back a bit, and the giant scarab swung its sword in his direction. Luckily, he blocked the attack with his wrist armor.
Na: Umm... Zel.
Zelgadiss: Yes.
And he looked in his direction. When he saw the bug he instantly charged it with his sword, and managed to kill it with only one stab.
Na: Thanks.
Zel: Didn't the tablet say anything about this?
Na: Nop.
Zel: Amelia, watch out. There are gurdians.
After that comment, and after she saw the big dead bug, she walked close to Zel, and stayed there.
Na: Let's get this over with.
And they walked further into the chamber, but stopped after hearing another scream.
ZeL: -a bit frightened- What is it, Amelia.
Ame: It wasn't me.
They both look to Na, who's missing.
Zel: Nagori! Where are you?
Amelia poked Zel and pointed at a wall. Zel looked up to see a really frightened Nagori hanging from a rock.
Zel:sweatdrop: What is it?
Na slowly pointed to the ground a few metres away.
Zel: -after investigating- A few millepedes?
Amelia: Ewww, gross.
Zel: Come on, you can't be serious! The're just bugs.
Na: -after jumping down- Yeah, bugs. Slimy, long, crawling bugs with hundreds of tiny hairy feet and big stingers and :shiver: Aw, man I HATE them!
After a detour to get round the bugs.
Amelia: Look! -she pointed in a direction-
Then Na lighted the place and revealed a shrine. In the middle layed a staff, and on it a golden amulett.
They all walked there and Na examined it.
Na: Hmm... Zel, could you give me a rock, that's aprox as big as the amulett.
Zel got the idea and gave him a stone from the floor and Ame took the torch. Then he led Amelia a bit further from the shrine.
Na quickly replaced the amulett with the stone and nothing seemed to move, so he walked to the pair.
Na: Nice piece of jewelry.
Amelia: Is this what's devouring magical energies?
Zel: Let's try it. Light which burns beyond crimson flame, let thy power gather in my hand! LIGHTING!
And a ball of light appeared above his hand.
Zel: This works.
Then Na raised the amulett to the ball of light and it faded away.
Nagori: Wow, this is...
Amelia: Powerful!
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Xellos: This is getting WAY too easy!
KK: Then it's time for that mentioned 'push'.
Xel: -with class- May I?
KK: Be my guest.
And Xellos teleports to the surface, axactly above the trio.
Xel: This should be fun.
His staff appeared in his hand. He raised it and stabbed it into the sand. A black shockwave flew from it shaking the ground.
After that Xellos Disappeared again.
Xel: Did I miss anything?
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-in the catacombs-
Na: Care to try it?
With that he reached the amulett to Zel. He put it on and wished that he became human.
And then... nothing.
Na: Maybe, it needs somekind of signal.
Amelia: Try shaking it.
Whatever he did, nothing happened.
Na: Let me look at it.
Zel gave the amulett back, and Na put it on.
He couldn't do anything, because the ground started shaking, and huge rocks started falling from the cieling.
They all started to run for the exit, but it was already blocked.
Na: Get back! I think I saw another passage back there!
And they all started running back, but then, a rather large rock hit Amelia, and she fell to the ground unconsciously.
ZeL: -with fear in his voice- Amelia!
He quickly picked the little princess up and resumed running.
Na: -while running- Is she alright.
Zel: Yes, just unconscious.
Na: Stop!
Zel quickly halts.
Zel: What?
Na: This sign says gate.
Zel: could that mean the exit?
Na: Not sure, the first part is destroyed.
Zel: We haven't got another option.
And they run trough another long passage.
After that exercise, they reached a big room.
Zel: Oh, no! This is a dead end!
Na:sweatdrop: Don't mention dead, okay?
They turn around, but the way back's already blocked by huge stones.
Zel: What do we do now?
Na quickly looks around, there's a large ring of some kind next to the wall, a wierd looking table like circular thing with a big red orb in the middle of it, and a large writing on the wall.
Na walkes to the writing.
Na: To... open the gateway of the gods... enter the position... and push the red orb.
Zel, after hearing that runs to the table.
Zel: Some simbols are lighting!
Na: Then just push the orb!
Zel:sweatdrop: I have my hands full!
Then Na runs to the panel and pushes the orb. Blue energy starts to form in the circle, and bursts out, but quicly sinks in and forms a water like surface.
Na: Like you said. We don't have another option.
And they walk trough the liquid like gate.
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-after a really thrilling ride-
The trio walks out of the enery gate and then it closes up behind them. They try to cool down a bit, but then...
/ Jaffa K'hre/
The guys look up and what they see is not a releaving thing. A field of Jaffa's arming their staff weapons, all pointing at them. The sound startled them a bit.
Na:sweatdrop: Something tells me, the're not friendly.
Zel: -in a low voice- We need to do something.
Na: I'm already on it... DEFENCE!
A shield of high power appeared infront of them. Most of the Jaffa's started firing at them, but the shield held the bolts of energy.
Na: I don't know how much it can take!
Zelgadiss started a healing spell on Amelia, then he put her down.
Zel: Guard her with your life!
With that he jumped aside and cast another spell.
Zel: Wind, crimson flame. Grant the power of thunder to my hand! DIGU VOLT!
And because the Jaffa's metal armor the spell had a really great effect. almost all of them fell to the ground by the thunder like attack.
Zel started to chant another offensive spell at the remaining soldiers, but stopped, when he heard something really loud.
It was the sound of a few P-90 machine gun and bullets bouncing off and going through metal. The few Jaffa's left fell to the ground. Zel hadn't let the spell fade away, he kept it, and waited for the people who defeated his enemies. After a few seconds four humans dressed in green slowly walked to Zel, their weapons pointing at the two.
Nagori still had the defense spell armed.
O'niel: Are you alright?
Zel: Yes... Thanks for the help, but I could of taken them out alone.
The team lowered their weapons.
Teal'c: The enemies of the Goa'uld are our friends.
O'neil: I'm Jack O'neil, this is Samantha Charter, Daniel Jackson, and Teal'c.
Zel: I'm Zelgadiss Greywords.
Na: I'm Nagori Cerius. And this is...
After picking up a still unconscious Amelia.
Na: ... Amelia Wil Tesla Seiruun.
Teal'c: Is she injured?
Na: Zel healed her.
Daniel: Is she royalty?
Na: Why yes, she is.
Sam: The energy shield you activated was incredible. What kind of power source are you using? Is the shield oscillating, or stable?
Na: You... speak... english?
Jack: AHA! I told you I'm not the only one who can't understand that techno-bla-bla!
Carter sweatdropped.
On the radio: Sir, an Al'kesh is heading your way.
Na: Let me guess... that's a bad thing, right?
Teal'c: Indeed.
As he said that the ship was in firing range and started shooting at them.
Na: I'll handle it.
He gave the princess to Zel.
Na: Wind which blows across eternity, gather in my hands and become my strength! BRAM GUSH!
The spell hit the ship and thore a hole in the side of it and sent it crashing in the forest not far away.
All of the SG-1 team are looking at Na with wide eyes.
Na: That was it?
Jack nodded slightly.
The sound of the crash awakened Amelia. She slowly opened her eyes.
Amelia: Zelgadis-san. What happened?
Zel put down Amelia.
Zel: The cave crashed, and we fled through a wierd gate. Now we're here.
Na: Wherever 'here' supposed to be.
By now, Daniel got out of the state of shock.
Dan: How on earth did you do that?
Na/you guessed it/ Do what?
Jack: Shoot down an armed space ship with bare hands.
Sam: What is the power source? Or the weapon?
Na: What weapon? The power source is the spirit of air. Haven't you seen this spell yet? It's called Bram Gush.
Teal'c: Spell?
Jack: As in, magic? Like David Copperfield?
Na: Is he a sorcerer in your world?
Jack: Never mind.
Sam: How did you do it? I mean, this is against almost all laws of phisics.
Amelia: Who are you?
Zel: Jack, Daniel, Samantha, Teal'c.
Zel: I think we should go home now.
Daniel: You said you came trough the Stargate?
Zel: Stargate?
Jack: The round thing, with symbols and blue energy thingy.
Na: Oh, that. Yes we came trough it.
Sam: Then it's simple, You only give the coordinates of your world...
Zel: What coordinates?
Daniel: The combination of seven symboles from the Stargate.
Na walks to the console.
Na: I know it.
Zel: Really? How?
Na: It was also on the wall. Now... how to give the symbols to it?
Daniel walks to Na.
Dan: You simply push the symbols in the right order, and then the orb.
Na: Um-hmm.
So, Na gives the symbols to the machine and then he pushes the orb. Again the blue energy appeares.
Na: I'ts working! Guys, let's go home!
Daniel: Wait! Are you sure you gave the right symbols?
Na looks at the symbols again.
Na: Yep, I'm sure.
Daniel: Jack, there's a problem. It seems... that, these are the Earth's coordinates.
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KK: And there you have it. The first chapter of a long chain-crossover-story.
Xel: I liked the Jaffa bashing part. Some death and pain, really lightens my day.
KK: Whatever. The next one will have some more SG and some Inuyasha!
Xel: Can I make Zel suffer?
KK: Hmmm... Tell you what, I'll let you hit Zel with something once per chapter.
Xel: Weeeeeeeee!
KK: And now for some enlightenment for those, who doesn't know stargate. (If there's someone like that)
Jaffa- Soldiers of the Goa'uld Goa'uld- The bad guys with lighting eyes, a simbiont in their heads and a really strange voice Al'kesh- A medium sized space-ship armed with bombs and plasma weapons Staff weapon- An aprox 3m long staff like weapon wich opens on one end and sends out bolts of yellow plasma hitting a hole in even a man with kevlar P-90- You're kidding right?
KK: Be here at same Slayers time, same Slayers network!
Xel: Corny!