Boredum and another new idea. Lol. I didn't want to lose it so I stared this new one! Lol. I may just make it a one pager, but probably not.

~Signing in- Skye~

Ch.1

The Kids

*Adults*

Someone would think that getting attacked by unknown ninjas was a bad day. Right? No, the bad day was most definitely the after affect. As of right now, none of the adults know what to do with the kids left in their care all of a sudden.

"Sasuke!" A childish Naruto yelled, "teme give it back, it's mine!" He whined chasing the now tinny Sasuke around the back yard, Sasuke holding his precious necklace. That's right. They were kids! Children, toddlers! Every last one of them!

When the village was attacked, they were one of the first to respond. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Hinata, Neji, Kiba, Shino, Lee, Ino, TenTen, Shikamaru, and Choji. But they were also the first to get hit by the unknown jutsu turning them into kids on the spot. A bunch of five and six years olds.

Kakashi sighed and went to go solve the problem with Naruto and Sasuke.

"You lazy butt!" Ino was yelling. "Play house with us!"

"Troubles some." Shikamaru, lazy as ever watched the sky while Sakura and Ino pestered him to play.

"I can stand on my hands!" Lee laughed happily from somewhere while TenTen also tried to do it to.

"N-Neji-nii san." Hinata whispered the boy who now ignoring her.

"Worthless, let me train and go away." He went back to throwing a kunai at the stump. Hinata gave a little cry and ran off.

Choji had gone to lay with Shikamaru and eat a bag of chips while the girls picked flowers.

Shino was playing with bug's with Kiba near him yelling "Bug man bug man!" Akumaru lying next to him sniffing at a beetle.

"What do we do about our new very youthful student?" Gai said worriedly watching the kids play about.

Kurenai sighed and placed her hand on her head as Kakashi came back.

"They stopped fighting, kind of." He pointed at the two who were now next to Neji trying to see who could hit the bulls' eye on the stumps.

"We can't leave them like this." Tsunade said, she took a swig of sake. Probably not the best idea to help get rid of a head ach.

"I'll be back," Kurenai walked off to look for Hinata who had not yet reappeared.

"This is sort of amusing." Said Asuma smoking his cigarette. Kuranai came back holding Hinata's hand, she bent down and talked to her pointing at Kiba and Shino, suggesting going to play with them. Hinata trotted off and sat next to silent Shino staring curiously at the bugs the bugs.

"That went well." Kurenai said.

"Hey, old lady." Naruto had come up to talk to the blond Hokage. You could almost see her veins pop at being called old lady.

"What?" She glared at him and he glared back.

"I'm hungry." The instant her said that the other kids got quiet and then commented on how they were hungry. Even Neji and Sasuke began to complain.

Kakashi sighed again. "What do you want to eat?"

"Ramen!" Yelled Naruto.

"Pork." Said both Shikamaru and Choji.

"Sandwiches." Called out Sakura and Ino.

"Jerky!" Kiba yelled.

Before anyone else could yell, Tsunade held up her hand for silence. "We'll make you all sandwiches and chips. You'll eat it and be happy."

They stared at her and began to mumble slightly. Naruto went up to Shikamaru and Choji and sulked with them about not getting what they wanted.

"These brats." Tsunade was now visibly trying to control herself as Kurenai tried to calm her down.

Kakashi giggled slightly. Even as a kid Naruto could still set her off.

By now all the kids had joined together to sulk about not getting the food they wanted.

"I'll go make the food." Asuma sat up with a huff.

"I'll help." Kurenai said to quickly causing Gai to laugh.

"Such youth!"

*Kids*

"Okay, the old hag wont let us get what we want, got any ideas?" Naruto asked.

From the adults view they were sulking little squirts, but from their view, they were cunning kids trapped by the enemy.

Shikamaru spoke up, "It would be a drag, but I'm hungry. We need money."

At this Hinata perked up and stepped forward nervously. "I w-went to the f-front." She pressed her index finger together and started to blush a deep red. "Their bag's were up there."

"So you think there's money in there?" Sakura said to her shy friend. Hinata nodded, unable to speak now.

"Who's the quietest?" Shikamaru asked the group and everyone simultaneously pointed to Shino and Hinata who nearly fainted at the attention.

"The sneakiest?" This time they pointed to TenTen who had a funny smile and then to Shikumaru himself.

"The best one at pranks?" The fingers turned to Naruto and Kiba.

"Shino, you're quieter, you're on the money taking team." Shino nodded and stood off to the side. "I'll go, TenTen, your to rash." She pouted. "Kiba, you're on the money taking team to." Kiba chuckled happily and stood next to shino.

"Naruto, you and Sasuke distract the adults." Naruto who had been upset at not being on the money taking team was happy again. "Neji, keep watch on the kitchen. Hinata, keep Kurenai distracted." Neji and Hinata nodded. "Choji, Join the fight." He nodded. "Lee, tell them your taking us to the bathroom."

"What about me?" TenTen whined slightly, which was funny beacasue Shikumaru is younger than her.

"I want you to join the distraction fight, if you see one of the three adults leave, distract them." Everyone nodded, understanding his or her job.

"Okay, and the signal to run to the door will be Akumaru's bark." Shikumar smiled suddenly. "Things are ganna get sticky!" He laughed and everyone rushed off to their jobs.

*Adults*

"Don't you find that weird?" Kakashi asked Gai. "They just broke off like some team game is about to happen."
"Maybe their playing ninjas?" Gai suggested.

Naruto walked up to Sasuke and pushed him on the ground. "That's for taking my necklace!"

Sasuke glared and stood up, grabbing the blond in a head lock and proceeded to noggin him.

"You and you're stupid necklace dobe!"

"Great, here we go again." Tsunade mumbled.

Choji triped over the two boy fighting.

"Watch it fatty!" Both Sasuke and Naruto yelled.

"I'm not fat!" Choji yelled and charged at them, a look of pure horror was on their faces as they ran for their lives. "I'm just a little chubby!"

"Should we stop this?" Kakashi asked nervously.

"Their so youthful, why stop youth?"
Tsunade with a more reasonable answer "Let them fight it out of their systems a bit."

Then TenTen came up, and not wanting to be left out instantly jumped in.

"Now we interfere," said Gai who knew that his younger student like weapons. The others nodded, they new this fact to.

The charged in, pulling kid off of kid. AKumar barked somewhere in the distance and their head perked up. The bark was enough to distract the adults while they rushed off to the house and inside the building.

"What?" Kakashi pondered.

"We should check this out." Tsunade said quickly running to the back door.
The two males nodded and rushed inside, only to slip on sticky syrup!

I hope you like this! Lol.

This is my new story. Lol. Ain't Shikumaru a little smarty? Now the question is, does his plan work?

~Signing off-Skye~