The -Extra- Smashy Amazing Race
By: Ripper22
Leg One: Please Stand By Again!
"Ahh, Yes, another day, another Smashy Amazing Race!!" Said Master Hand.
"Speaking of which, there is a new Race! Twelve NEW teams will be racing around the world For One Million Dollars!!"
"Here are the new teams now!"
"…Victor and Lucario! Two famous people."
Victor and Lucario
Martial Arts Fighters
"Well, as you can read, we are two stars in this Amazing Race! We plan on winning by-" Boasted Victor before he was interrupted.
"Uh, excuse me, who are you!?" Asked Master Hand.
"..Excuse me!?"
"Uhhh, yeah, I can't really say I know you…"
What!? Tha- that's nonsense!! I'm super famous!!!"
"Sure don't remember seeing you…."
"But- But-"
"Anyways, next team! Snake and Pikachu, Best-est Friends!"
Snake and Pikachu
Best-est Friends
"Yeah, we've been friends a really Looong time, and I think we'll make it through Easily!" Exclaimed Pikachu.
"Yep," Confirmed Snake.
"Mh-hm," Mumbled Pikachu.
"Yep."
"Mh-hm."
"Yep."
"Mh-hm."
"Yep."
"Mh-hm."
"Yep."
Mh-hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…………mmmm.m.m.m….m….m………….74………..m…m(n)mmmmmmmmmmm."
"Yu-huh."
"ANYWAYS, next team! Quinn and Kirby!"
Quinn and Kirby
Gifted Students
"We the People—"
"NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Master Hand, knowing what Quinn was about to recite. Why he would even bother to recite it, I don't know why. (If you don't know what it was, that is sad! Hint; involves the government and U.S.A.)
"But—"
"NOOOO!!"
"Oh."
"Next up, Mewtwo and Luigi!!"
Mewtwo and Luigi
Newest Villains
"We're SOOO going to win," Boasted Mewtwo, who was more full of himself than ever.
"We have, like, me a Psychic, and a martial arts expert!"
"Yah, I've been-a practicing lately for the race-a," commented Luigi, as he put on a familiar costume.
"Also, I'm-a going as-a Mr. L, too!"
"Yeah, I'm like, sooo cool and everything-"
"WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY, MEWTWO!?!?!? I'm tired of hearing about you! Ya know what? You just lost your psychic powers!"
"Yessss!" the cheer could be heard by everyone, 'cuz no one likes Mewtwo, except for me, the author.
"But..but..but.."
"BUT NOTHIN'!" Master Hand snapped his fingers, and Mewtwo instantaneously lost his said powers. What.
"I-I feel so unloved!" Whimpered Mewtwo.
"That's 'cuz you are, stupid!!" snapped Crazy Hand!1 74!!! (What can I say? 74 is the answer for everything!)
"Just 'cuz I'm the worst on the Smash Bros. Melee tier list, and I'm not in Brawl, doesn't mean that you guys can pick on me!"
"YES IT DOES!" Screamed all the teams, Master Hand, the production crew, Crazy Hand, and even Mr. L. poor Mewtwo.
"Yeah, Next, is, the one and only, the awesomest of the awesome, numero uno, prime portly…King Dedede!"
Everyone cheered as King Dedede, who I will sometimes refer as '3-de,' or 'triple-de,'
Waddled onto the screen.
Then a timid boy, who was heartbroken they forgot to mention his name, dashed up next to the King.
"..And Lucas, too!"
King Dedede & Lucas
Party Animals
"Rrarararara!! I sure do love money!" States Dedede, and everyone chuckled. And Lucas, Proud he got a partner that was popular, and well liked, despite not getting publicized.
"..uh, yeah, but, maybe we should, you know, just maybe…," Stuttered Lucas.
"You know, say, how we, we're gonna win, maybe?"
Dedede glanced at Lucas, then towards the camera.
"We'll win… By MONEY!!!" said 3-de. Everyone cheered.
"Kiiiinnngg Dedede! Kiiiinnng Dedede! Kiiiinnng Dedede!!"
"Thank you, thank you! I'll accept auto-graphs, now, thank you!" The entire production crew got the monarch's autograph. Lucas sighed, figuring no-one would want his auto graph. Like, how many of you who are reading this have played Mother 3 !? No-one's played Mother 3, 'cuz it's a stupid Japan-only game!
Then someone walked up to Lucas.
"Can I have your autograph?"
"Sure," Replied a Lucas trying to keep his cool.
When he gave out his one autograph, the person said,
"Thanks, Dedede!" Lucas stared at the human.
"Uuuhhh, I'm Lucas…"
"Oooohhh, no wonder you sounded kid-like!"
"…" said Lucas.
"…How can you possibly get me and that FAT penguin mixed up!?"
"…I'm blind…" the woman coldly stated.
"……….Oh…" replied a shocked and guilty Lucas. Then, a horde of King Dedede fans beat up poor Lucas. Poor Lucas. Déjà vu.
"Okaaaayyy, Next, Ganondorf and Link! Two guys!"
Link and Ganondorf
Adventurers
"Hey Gan, aren't RPG video-games fun!?"
"Yeah, Link, especially The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, it's sooooo much fun! You get waaay more freedom than in some other games!" Link stared at Ganon.
"Uhhh,"
"….AND in the end, yousavetheprincessandfreeeveryonefrommycontrolandeveryone'sl-"
"Ganondorf, you DO know that, in the end, of the game, I kill you, right!?"
"WHAT!?!?!!?!?!?!!!??"
PLEASE STAND BY
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"AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Screamed Link, as the camera fell of it's holder.
"Whoops! Turn off the camera!" Shouted Master Hand.
PLEASE STAND BY AGAIN!
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The screen turned back on, revealing Master Hand.
"I am NOT going to explain what happened, so don't ask…I said don't ask!!!"
"Next, Yoshi and Olimar!"
Yoshi and Capt. Olimar
Hocotate Employees
"we're going to win the race, fair and square!" Says Olimar.
"Yup…not really…"
"Wow, you guys are going to really win it, fair and square!? You guys weren't kidding when you said you were, 'Not-Your-Every-Day People!' " quipped a Crazy Hand that was having involuntary muscle twitching.
"Next up, Captain Falcon and ROB!" said Crazy Hand.
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B.
Renowned Racers
"It's R.O.B.! Not ROB!" Yelled R.O.B.
"Whaaa-tever," replied Crazy.
"What THE- It says, 'Mindless Robot!' We R.O.B. s have feelings, too, Ya know!! " Said R.O.B.
"Yessss!! We'll sooo win!" Said Falcon.
"…And Why did you stick me with this moron!? I deserve to pick! R.O.B. s Forever!!!"
"First of all," Says Crazy, "It builds character, second, you don't, 'cuz ROB s lost their rights in '06, and Lastly, You're the only R.O.B. left! Also, thanks a lot, now I'm talkin' like you!"
"…Now I know how Mewtwo and Lucas feel…" Poor R.O.B. déjà vu, again.
"Yeah, Next up, Peach and D.K.," says Master Hand quickly, not wanting the ratings to go down.
Peach and Donkey Kong
Lovey-Doveys
"…Is that a word?" asked Lucas.
"…Yeah, it is, when this was all typed up, spell-check didn't say it was wrong…"
"…Spell check isn't always right, sometimes it may be left! Yuk Yuk Yuk!" added Dedede.
Everyone cracked up. Woot.
D.K. and Peach were so busy making out, they weren't able to make an interview! Yuk Yuk Yuk! Dedede! Go AWAY!
Because Peach and D.K. are making out, and can't interview, and to keep the ratings up, Dedede here will tell a joke to kill time.
"Well, this is a story joke!"
"Now in this zoo, there was a kangaroo, and every day he would get out of his confinement. So the next day, the zoo owners built a fence, about ten feet tall, But, the next day, he got out! So then teh peoples built a 20 foot fence, and he still got out,
Fo shizzle. Sooo, then Th' peoples built a 50 foot fence and he STILL got out!!! Teh
Peoples were shocked. Later that day, the camel in the confinement next to the kangaroo asked him,
"'How high do you think they'll make it THIS time?' The kangaroo replied,
"'Dunno, but they can make it a mile high for all I care, so unless the zoo cleaner keeps forgetting to close the door to my cage, I can keep getting out!"
"Yuk Yuk Yuk!"
"Up next, Meta Knight annnd Jigglypuff!" says Master Hand while laughing.
Meta Knight and Jigglypuff
Dating 2 months
"…I can't believe I'm stuck with this Canadian moron…" Sobs Meta Knight.
"…'Nuff Said, eh?" Said Jigglypuff.
Samus and Leon
Dating Bounty Hunters
"We'll do great in this race, because me and Samus have a lot in common," states Leon Powalski.
"Like stabbing people…" says Samus.
"…And drowning puppies…" Leon cackles.
"And laughing at other people's misfortune!" says Samus as she trips Leon. Both start laughing.
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"Okaaaayyyy," Says a creeped out Master Hand.
"Uppity up Next, Ness and Mr. Game and Watch!"
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Nerds
"We plan to win this thing, right, Game & Watch?"
"BLEEEEP!!! Bloop Bleep Blip Blip-pity Blop!!!
Translation, thanks to a translator: "Go jump in a hole, CENSORED!!!"
"Whaa-?" stumbled Ness. Both Translator and The psychic boy were stunned.
"BEEEEP Boop, Blip, Blip!"
Translation: "What is it!?"
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Meanwhile…
A man and a woman stood outside, watching through the window, both wearing uniforms with an 'R' on them.
"The plan is working!" cheers the male.
"Yes, they're on the last team…" The female says coldly.
"Second-last, you mean." Both started chuckling.
Inside…
"Well, due to certain translations that I will NOT repeat, we will now begin, 'The –Extra- Sma-"
"WAIT!" Yelled Crazy Hand in his brother's ear.
"OW, WHAT IS IT!?!?!?!?" Yelled Master. Hand.
"Hey, 'ya don't hafta yell, I'm right here…" said Crazy. "Anyways, there's actually 13 teams, not 12!"
"Then…who are they!?"
"Presenting…Meowth and Wobbufett!"
Meowth and Wobbufett, from 'Team Rocket,' stepped forward.
There was an awkward silence.
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"Ahem…" coughs Meowth.
"Oh yeah…" says Crazy Hand, as he flips on the team's stats.
Meowth and Wobbufett
Morons
"Hey!"
"Sorry…"
Meowth and Wobbufett
Pokemon
"…Better…"
Another awkward silence.
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"Uh, are you guys going to say anything for your interview before the first leg!?"
Asked Master Hand.
"Wobb-u-fett!!!!"
"And, uh, I can't remember the ol' motto…I guess I'll just do my part…
Meee-owth! That's ri-iiight!" yells Meowth.
The Teams:
Victor and Lucario (Martial Arts Fighters)
Snake and Pikachu (Best-est Friends)
Quinn and Kirby (Students)
Mewtwo and Luigi (Therapy Members)
King Dedede and Lucas (Party Animals)
Link and Ganondorf (Adventurers)
Yoshi and Capt. Olimar (Hocotate Employees)
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B. (Renowned Racers)
Peach and Donkey Kong (Lovey-Doveys)
Meta Knight and Jigglypuff (Dating 2 months)
Samus and Leon (Dating Space Fighters)
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch (Nerds)
Meowth and Wobbufett (Poke-morons)
Kokiri Forest
The Starting Line
"Right, since all of the teams are here, I will now explain the rules. First, there are
10 Legs! 8 of these are elimination Legs, so move quickly!" The camera viewed some of the teams, who were listening eagerly.
"The bags and Luggage you have brought has the first clues for this Amazing race on them! BUT," Continued Master Hand, "They are 500 yards away from us, so you will have to reach them quickly! Once you have your bags and the clue, do whatever you want from there!"
"Now, whoever is still in the race after ten legs, and hasn't been eliminated wins One Million Dollars!"
Master Hand positioned himself away from the middle of the motley group and said,
"Alright, The –Extra- Smashy Amazing Race will begin!!"
"Ready…"
The thirteen teams positioned themselves ready.
"GO!"
Everyone dashed madly for first to the bags, hoping to gain an advantage over the others, because whoever was in front now would have a significant lead over the others.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
"Yeeeha! First place!" Shouted Victor. "How D'ya like that, Quinn!? Who's beating who in a mile run, now, huh!?"
Lucario came up from behind.
"Quick, Vic, hey that rhymes, throw some other peoples' stuff to buy time!"
"Great idea!" Victor and Lucario threw two bags before they continued running deeper into the forest.
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in 2nd Place
"Wait up, Falcon! You're faster than me!" R.O.B. dashed up to Falcon just as the Capt. Picked up their Luggage.
"C'mon, Blue Falcon!"
"…Uh, My name's R.O.B. …" Said The ROBot.
"Oh…"
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 7th Place
Let's move, Kirby!!" Yelled Quinn.
Kirby nodded.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 3rd Place
"Got it!" Yelled Snake as he grabbed the bags.
Mewtwo and Mr. L
Currently in last Place
Mewtwo was in a wheel chair, because he didn't know how to walk, or write without his psychic powers. Mr. L was pushing the Bipedal Feline's wheelchair along.
"Man, we need to-a hurry!" yelled Mr. L as he ran.
"Okay. Whoa!"
"What-a is it?"
"I didn't know that you could hear yourself when you talk! Cool!!!" Mr. L sobbed.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 4th Place
"Got the bags! Quick! Let's read it!" said Lucas.
"Make your way to Kokiri Forest, A.S.A.P.!" Read King Dedede.
Jigglypuff and Meta Knight
Currently in 5th Place
"…Once there…"
Donkey Kong and Peach
Currently in 7th Place
"...Head to Link's house!"
Peach said sweetly, "C'mon, D.K., we got to hurry! Not much time! Already there's half the team ahead of us!"
"This already looks dire for a few teams! Victor and Lucario, Capt. Falcon and R.O.B., & Snake and Pikachu are already in the forest's village, meanwhile,
King Dedede and Lucas, Quinn and Kirby are in between the village and the luggage.
Meta Knight and Jigglypuff, Donkey Kong and Peach, Samus and Leon, Yoshi and Olimar have just reached their bags!
Meowth and Wobbufett, Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, Link and Ganondorf, and Lastly and DEFINATELEY least, Mr. L and Mewtwo, who haven't even reached their bags yet!
Will Victor and Lucario, and R.O.B. Capt. Falcon stay in the front? Will Mr. L and Mewtwo pull themselves from the back?" Said Master Hand.
In the Back of the Pack:
Mewtwo and Mr. L
Currently in Last Place
"Heh…hooh…huf.. Whoo! I'm really…tired…" Mewtwo and Luigi passed Ness and Mr. Game & Watch then. They went up one on the ranking board. 12th.
Link and Ganondorf
Currently in 10th Place
"First to reach the bags out of the back pack!" said a breathless Link.
"How are you out of breath already!?"
"…No idea…" replied the green swordsman.
"Hey… where's my bag?" said Ganondorf.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in Last Place
"Come on, Mr. Game! We're nearly there!
"BLEEEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEEP!!!"
Translation: "We're in last, stupid, AND we're losing to a green guy and a cat in a wheelchair!"
"Don't be so negative…" replied a tired Ness.
"BLEEP BLEEEPITY BLEEEEP!!!"
Translation: "Sigh, I hate my life…"
Mr. L and Mewtwo
Currently in 11th Place
They finally reached the bags, while staying ahead of teams
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, & Meowth and Wobbufett.
Luigi picked up Mewtwo's and placed it near it's owner.
"Huh? Where's my bag, it's gotta be around here SOME where…"
Mr. L looked over to the right and saw it. In a mud pool.
"Damnit!" The Black plumber shouted.
Mewtwo, Ganondorf and Link
Currently tied for 10th Place
Ganondorf walked up to Mewtwo.
"Hey, two, have you seen my bag anywhere around here?"
Mewtwo pointed over to the mud puddle, where Mr. L was retrieving his.
"Is it the other one in the mud puddle other than Luigi's?" Ganondorf was glad to have finally found his luggage. And he was mad, too.
"ARGGGGHH!!!" Yelled Ganon as he ran towards the muddy puddle.
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in 1st Place
"Yes we're in first! Almost to Link's house!" yelled Falcon as he and R.O.B. ran to the house 50 yards ahead.
"Yippee! I can't believe it!" Said R.O.B.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 2nd Place
"Yesss! we're right behind Falcon and ROB!! Let's follow them so…"
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place
"…We don't have to get directions!" Exclaimed Victor.
"Yeah, let's do that!" replied a satisfied Lucario.
Quinn and Kirby & King Dedede and Lucas
Currently tied for 4th
Dedede and Lucas ran in silence, through a garden in the village, unknowingly next to Quinn and Kirby.
"Um, I think… I think that's Lucario and…that…Alligator…and they're sneaking up behind Snake and Pikachu! And there's the house!" Said Lucas.
"Well, boy, looks like us and those three teams ahead of us will be fighting fer first…Is the worst! Hyuk hyuk hyuk!" Joked Dedede.
"Um, yeah…say…do you hear something…?" Both were instantly quiet as they ran for ten seconds.
Breathing could be heard.
"Quick, Th' others are probably catching up, so let's move!!"
Dedede and Lucas sprinted their hardest.
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 5th Place
"Uh-oh, hear that!? We gotta run harder!!" Quinn whispered to Kirby.
Both Ran to catch up to whoever it was barely ahead of them.
Mr. L and Mewtwo & Link and Ganondorf
Currently in 10th Place
Luigi had gotten the bag and was making his way back to Mewtwo.
Back at the luggage site…
Mewtwo hummed to himself as he waited for Mr. L to come back. Link stood there also, waiting for his partner, too.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 10th Place
Both stared at Link and Mewtwo as they passed both teams.
They continued onward.
Meowth and Wobbufett
Currently in Last Place
Both of the pokemon were in dead last.
"Say…who's that up ahead!? Link, Mewtwo, Ness and Game & Watch! Three teams! We may have a chance!! Mewtwo's…in a wheel chair? When we get there, you push down Link, throw his bag, and run! I'll grab our bags and push Mewtwo's wheelchair down, as well!"
"Wobba, Wobba!" Replied Wobbufett. Both snuck up on the three unsuspecting teams. Meowth shoved down the feline in the wheelchair, trapping Mewtwo in the overturned wheelchair. Wobbufett shoved Link to the ground, and threw the bag two feet away. Both Pokemon took off.
Mr. L, Mewtwo, and Link
Currently Tied for Last
Mr. L came back before Ganondorf, who wasn't a great swimmer.
"What the-" Luigi stuttered.
"…It.. Was…Meowth…and Wobb…wobb…ufett…" gasped Mewtwo. Mr. L picked Mewtwo up and placed the cat in his chair. They took off, sprinting as hard as they possibly could.
Link and Ganondorf
Currently Last
"…Ow…" said Link.
Ganondorf dashed up to Link.
"Don't explain, just run!" Yelled Ganon. Both used every bit of their energy to catch up to the 12 other teams.
"Things are into place, now!
Falcon and R.O.B., Victor and Lucario, King Dedede and Lucas, Snake and Pikachu, & Quinn and Kirby are taking the lead!
Yoshi and Olimar, Peach and D.K., & Jigglypuff and Meta Knight
Are the middle of the ranks!
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, Meowth and Wobbufett, Ganondorf and Link, Leon and Samus, & Mewtwo and Mr. L are the bottom dogs of the pile!
Who will win the Race!?" Stated Master Hand.
Samus and Leon
Currently in 9th Place
"Damnit! We're in the bottom zone!" screamed Samus.
"We've been too lax…we need to show our abilities…prove us to be the best…" Leon coldly remarked.
Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in 1st Place
"Well, read the clue! Read it!"
"Okay," Stated R.O.B.
"It says, Detour! Offense or defense?
"Detour!" explained Master Hand. "A Detour is choice between two tasks, BUT, this Detour, you must do both!
"In Offense, you must find a hill with a sign and lots of fences, and crawl through a hole. Once inside, navigate through a maze with boulders running around! ON THEIR OWN!! IT REALLY CREEPS ME OUT, BUT WHATEVER!!! Teams that are fast and agile will get the job done easily!
"In Defense, you must search for 40 rupees and buy a shield at the local store! Teams who are-never mind, just do 'em, okay!?"
"Hmmm, let's pick Defense, first!" answered Falcon.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 2nd Place
"…You get all that?" asked Snake.
"Every word," Replied Pikachu as the elec. Mouse held up a recorder.
They jumped out of the bushes in front of the clue box.
"We'll do Offense first!" Said Snake.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place
"Yo, Snake, Pikie!" Said Victor.
"We'll do Offense first, too!" quipped Lucario.
King Dedede and Lucas, Quinn and Kirby, & Victor and Lucario
Tied for 3rd Place
Dedede, Lucas, Kirby and Quinn stumbled towards the clue box.
Victor and Lucario were shocked.
"…Let's hurry. The others may be here any minute!" gasped Lucario.
They dashed off as the two teams made their decision on which one to do first.
"Let's do…Offense!" exclaimed Quinn. Kirby nodded.
When they left, Dedede whispered to Lucas,
"Hey, boy…"
"My name's Lucas…"
"Oh. But, anyways, let's do Defense…'cuz I always carry money around!! Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk!!" He pulled two bags of money from his bag.
"$$$!!!" Said Dedede.
"We'll land in first!" exclaimed Lucas
"Yup yup!!!"
Meta Knight and Jigglypuff
Currently in 6th Place
Meta Knight sat in front of a porta-potty, waiting for Jigglypuff.
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"…Hurry up! The five teams ahead of us all have picked a detour!"
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"I am HURRYING!!!"
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"Hurry up more!"
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Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 7th Place
"Hey look, it's Meta Knight! Let's move faster, Yoshi!" cheered Yoshi.
"Yipee, the house, too! Only a hundred yards away!!" retorted Olimar.
Peach and D.K.
Currently in 8th Place
"Oooh, there's TWO teams! Hurry!" sings Peach.
Mewtwo and Mr. L
Currently in 9th Place
"Yeah! We overcame three teams! Meowth's, Samus', and Ness'!" We'll make it!" whooped Luigi.
"…And Look ahead! Hahaha, Three More teams!! 12th to 6th!"
"Not yet… we'll overcome these three one by one…"
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 6th Place
"Zippity do da, zippity day! Look! The Clue box!" jumped Olimar.
He grabbed the clue and said to Yoshi, "Let's do Defense!!"
They ran off.
Meta Knight and Jigglypuff
Currently in 7th Place
"Dangit! Hurry up, will you!? We're one rank lower because of you!!"
"Well, sooo-rry, 'cuz NOW I'm taking LONGER!!!" retorted an aggressive Jigglypuff.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 8th Place
"Aww, did the poor widdle Meta Knight need a break? Loser! Hahaha!!" shouted Mewtwo, and his team went up another spot.
Meta Knight and Jigglypuff
Currently in 8th Place
Damnit, Jigglypuff, you stupid moron, if you don't come out in one minute, I will literally Freaking Kill You!!!
Mewtwo and Mr. L
Currently in 7th Place
"Heh, we're doing Offense…" They headed for the hill.
Defense: 4 Offense: 4
Olimar and Yoshi
On Defense
Rupees: 4/40
Time spent: 1:06
"We just started, and we already have four rupees!!" yells Yoshi.
Victor and Lucario
On Defense
Rupees: 29/40
Time Spent: 5:05
"You hear that? They just now got here and they've found FOUR!"
"We need to go even quicker…" replied a worried Victor.
Falcon and R.O.B.
On Defense
Rupees: 37/40
Time spent: 6:49
"Move it, move it, they're catching up!"
"Quiet, mindless robot! I know what to do!"
"Don't call me that! I have feelings!!!" Snapped R.O.B.
"…Yeah right…" Cried Falcon.
King Dedede and Lucas
On Defense
Rupees: 452,562/40
Time Spent: 0:56
Complete!
The penguin and the boy entered the shop, and cashed in 40 rupees.
"Here's your shield!" remarked the shop worker.
"…Hope we don't get Yield!" Chuckled Dedede.
Everyone in the store laughed. Except Lucas.
Falcon and R.O.B.
On Defense
Rupees: 40/40
Time Spent: 7:27
Complete!
After Lucas and Dedede turned in 40 rupees and exited the building, Falcon and ROB entered.
"Here's your shield, too!" He tossed them the cheap defensive item.
Victor and Lucario
On Defense
Rupees: 34/40
Time Spent: 6:36
"C'mon, c'mon Lucario!!" yelled Victor.
Meta Knight and Jigglypuff
Currently in 9th Place
Time before Jigglypuff dies: 0:23
D.K. and Peach passed them a few seconds ago.
"That's it!" Meta Knight ran into the porta-potty and saw Jigglypuff reading a
'Nintendo Power' Magazine.
"CENSORED, Jigglypuff, what the CENSORED is your problem!? We're down THREE RANKS!"
Both ran toward the clue box and picked 'Offense.'
Defense: 2 Offense: 7
Snake and Pikachu
On Offense
Time Spent: 7:45
"Man, I'm ready to quit, I'm so tired…" said Pikie.
They made a turn and saw a boulder headed their way.
"Ruuuun!" Yelled Snake.
They ran right into the chest with the sword in it.
"Bingo…" remarked Snake.
"Time to search for some money!!"
As Pikie and Snake ran out, Meta Knight and Jigglypuff walked in the maze.
Mewtwo and Mr. L
On Offense
Time Spent: 2:42
"We're near the top, so let's not panic!"
Meta Knight and Jigglypuff
On Offense
Time Spent: 0:12
"This'll be easy…"
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 2nd Place
They just crawled into the weird maze, hoping they were in first.
Quinn and Kirby
On Offense
Time Spent: 7:25
"Kirby, here it is! The sword!" Both males ran out to the grassy area to search for money.
Defense: 3 Offense: 5
Donkey Kong and Peach
On Defense
Rupees: 23/40
Time Spent 2:56
"Closer…closer…" Said Peach.
Olimar and Yoshi
On Defense
Rupees: 34/40
Time Spent: 2:04
"Yahoo! We're rocketing up there!"
Victor and Lucario
On Defense
Rupees: 40/40
Time Spent: 7:34
Complete!
"Finally," sighed Victor.
"Let's stop for a moment. Olimar and Yoshi are on our tails, while Dedede, Lucas, & Snake and Pikachu are ahead! Let's ditch Olimar & co., for starters!" thought Victor aloud.
They dug a hole and covered it with grass. They trotted off, knowing they had gotten rid of one team.
Samus and Leon
Currently in 10th Place
"Agh, 10th! We may be doomed!" Screamed Leon.
"Not yet." Replied a cool Samus. She drew the clue and said with a hue,
"Detour! Offense or Defense? Hmmmm…let's start on Offense!!"
"Right!" Agreed Leon.
Defense: 5 Offense: 5
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 11th Place
"A-ha! There's Leon and Samus, going off that way! There's usually a detour or something around here, so we just do that one detour and go up another rank!"
"BLEEEP BLEEP BLEP BLEEEEEP!!!!"
Translation: "Brilliant Idea, for once! Let's do that and not bother reading the paper! That will bring us down!"
Defense: 6 Offense: 5
Victor and Lucario
Def- Comp.
On Offense
Time Spent: 3:40
"Erg! Every path leads to a(n)
A dead end
Or A Boulder!!!
It's getting annoying!"
King Dedede and Lucas
Def- Comp.
On Offense
Time Spent: 5:33
"Searching for a sword makes me bored…" Said Dedede.
"Yess! The Sword!!" Yelled Lucas, pointing to the chest filled with swords, and that he was so loud that Teams; Victor and Lucario, & Meta Knight heard him.
"Oops…" Said Lucas.
"Let's get the clue! We need to go to the village again and talk to the guy blocking a pathway!"
They ran off, and took first.
Victor and Lucario
Def- Comp.
On Offense
Time Spent: 4:23
"Hear That!? Yipee! A freebie!" Lucario grinned.
"Let's go claim it!" said Victor.
Meta Knight and Jigglypuff,
Mewtwo and Mr. L
Both on Offense
Time Spent: MJ- 2:33, MM- 4:55
The two teams made a short alliance with one another, wanting to win the same way.
"Hey…hear that, guys!? It's over here!" Yelled Meta Knight to Jigglypuff, Mewtwo and Luigi…they ran in that direction…
Quinn and Kirby
Off: Comp.
On Defense
Rupees: 21/40
Time Spent: 3:40
"Man, we're catching up to Peach and Olimar's teams!" Stated a satisfied Quinn.
Kirby nodded happily.
Snake and Pikachu
Offense- Comp.
On Defense
Rupees: 32/40
Time Spent: 4:55
"Well, we are definitely near the top of the pack, but…we got to keep moving! More and more teams are appearing, only Meowth's and Link's I haven't seen!" Exclaimed a disgruntled Pikachu as he picked up several shining rupees.
"Hold that thought…" Replied a cold Snake. The assassin climbed up a hill, and walked on a narrow pathway that led to a single purple rupee, which was worth 50 rupees!
"Way to go, Snake!!" Pikachu yelled up to him.
Meowth and Wobbufett
Currently in 12th Place
"Dang…we shouldn't have picked on Samus an' Leon!" Said Meowth, who was down in a hole with Wobbufett, which would explain why they were back at the back group.
"Wobbufett!" Said a stricken Wobbufett.
The hole was 75 yards away from Link's house, which they still haven't reached!
"Listen…for the final time, pick me up!!" screamed Meowth. Wobbufett did, but threw him out of the pitfall.
"Ow…yeah, thanks a lot, stupid!!"
Link and Ganondorf
Currently in Last Place "There's the house…But where's Meowth's team!?" exclaimed Ganondorf.
Both swordsmen ran up to the clue box and read, "Lucky you, you got a
Fast Forward!
"Fast Forward! Explained Master Hand. "In a Fast Forward, one team can skip ALL tasks and go to their next clue in exchange for the completion of a certain task! This only one of four Fast Forwards, so teams must decide when it is most applicable to use it!! My brother, Crazy Hand, is in control of Fast Forwards, FYI."
"In THIS Fast Forward, You get a sword and a shield, BUT you must fight with100 monsters! This may sound hard, but good brawlers will get the job done soon enough!"
"…Let's use this Fast Forward!, we're good fighters, and we're at the back! Cheered Link.
"This is our chance to shine!" agreed Ganondorf.
They dashed off to the Fast Forward!, at the hillside.
Meowth and Wobbufett
Currently in Last Place
Meowth helped up Wobbufett, and both ran to the clue box.
"Let's not use it now, we'll use our Fast Forward! Another time! Listen, Wobbufett, we got to pull through on this, or Team Rocket will get a bad rep! We would be the first ones out… we can't LOSE!!!"
"Wobba Wobba!"
"Right, if you say so! Offense it is!!"
They hurried with all speed.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 1st Place
"We're here! We're here!!" screamed a hyperventilating Lucas.
"Boy, you're a little too hyper…" Said Dedede with a worried look.
The gatekeeper gave them the clue.
"You must now make your way to the Deku Tree, where the first pit stop is! Teams must hurry to the pit stop, as the last one May be eliminated!"
"C'mon, Lucario, we'll make it!"
"My name's Lucas…"
"Oh…"
"C'mon, Luke, we're almost there!"
"It's Lucas!"
"Oh…C'mon Claus, we'll make it-"
"DON'T BRING UP THAT DIRTY NAME!!!!"
"Okay, okay…"
…
…
…
"Think we should hurry?" asked Dedede.
"…Um, yeah…"
They hurried.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 2nd Place
"Done and done!" cheered Snake.
"C'mon, there's the gatekeeper, let's catch up to first, whoever it is!" retorted Pikachu.
Quinn and Kirby
Offense- Comp.
On Defense
Rupees: 39/40
"I can't find anymore," stuttered a shy Kirby (He doesn't speak well English…).
"Me either…" They continued searching.
Donkey Kong and Peach
On Defense
Rupees: 44/40
Time Spent: 5:58
Complete!
"See? I told you taking more than we should would throw off some of the other teams!!" Said D.K.
"You sure were right…" Said Peach.
Yoshi and Olimar
On Defense
Rupees: 40/40
Complete!
"We're done with one, one more to go, Yoshi!" exclaimed a happy Yoshi.
"Time to cash it in!" They walked into the store, cashed in the 40 rupees, and walked out. They passed Falcon and R.O.B., who stood there.
Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in 4th Place
Defense- Complete!
"Sigh, standing here is sooo much fun!!" Said Falcon, standing there.
"I know! I wish we could do more of it!! But alas, we're in a race! Let's go!" Snapped R.O.B.
They ran off to Offense. Offensively.
Over on Offensively-Challenged peoples' sides…Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place
Defense- Complete!
On Offense
Time Spent: 6:57
Complete!
"We did it, Lucario! Now to find the gatekeeper!!" explained Victor.
Mewtwo and Luigi,
Meta Knight and Jigglypuff
Both on Defense
Time Spent: ML- 6:55 MJ- 4:33
"Hey Vic, hey Luke…" said Jigglypuff.
"Luke!? What kind of nickname is that for, 'Lucario'?" Asked Mewtwo.
"So, how far are you guys?" asked Luigi.
"Oh, we're done with both events," replied Victor coolly, not wanting to give important information away.
"Yeah," Lucario joined in the conversation.
"Oh, dang…we're just finishing this single one…" Said a shocked Meta Knight.
"Don't worry," there's probably no-one ahead of us, while Quinn's, Dedede's, & Snake's teams are all on their second event! Don't worry, you'll make it, 'cuz everyone else is behind us!" Cheered an optimistic Victor.
"Thanks, anyways…" sighed Mewtwo. "We may still get 5th if we hurry, Mr. L!"
Meta Knight, Jigglypuff, Mr. L, and Mewtwo all passed Victor and Lucario, and found the swords.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
On Offense
Time Spent: 3:41
"(Sigh), we're going to lose…" Sobbed Ness.
"BEEEP BEEP BEEEP BEEEPITY BEP!!"
Translation: "You Just figured that out!? Oh, I'm sooo proud of you! Idiot!!"
Samus and Leon
On Offense
Time Spent: 3:56
"I hear voices…" Said Samus. "Let's head over there!"
Falcon and R.O.B.
Defense- Complete!
On Offense
Time Spent: 0:05
"Say, let's go right!" yelled Capt. Falcon.
Meowth and Wobbufett
On Defense
Rupees12/40
Time Spent: 2:45:
"We'll never make it…" Whimpered Meowth.
Meowth found 28 rupees. How surprising.
"Yess! We'll make it!!" Yelled Meowth as he ran in the store and purchased a shield.
Yoshi and Olimar
Defense- Complete!
Currently in 6th Place
Headed to Offense
"We're almost at Offense!"
They unknowingly walked around the trap set up for them, while D.K., and Peach stepped on the intended trap for them!
Peach and D.K.
Defense- Complete!
Currently in 7th Place
Was headed for Offense
"Oh no, we fell in a trap!!" Cried D.K.
Meowth and Wobbufett
Defense- Complete!
Currently in an unknown Rank
Headed for Offense
"Quick! Pass up D.K. and Peach! We didn't even do anything!!" Laughed Meowth.
Ganondorf and Link
On Fast Forward!
Monsters: 48/100
"Wow, this is even tougher than I imagined it would be!!" Yelled Ganon over the ruckus.
"Same here…" Replied Link as he slew three more beasts with one blow.
"Keep it comin'…" Said Crazy as he changed the score every few seconds.
Monsters: 51/100King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 1st Place
"The finish line!" Said Lucas, pointing to the pit stop 50 yards away…
"They say money can't buy you freedom, or love, but it sure can buy you 1st Place! Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk!!!" Joked Dedede.
Everyone laughed, including Lucas.
"King Dedede and Lucas, you're team number one!!" Said Master Hand.
"We did good," Said a breathless Lucas.
"Yup!"
"And, for being first place for this leg, you win…a bag of candy!"
Both stared at him.
"We're not Pikachu and Jigglypuff, you know!"
"Yeah…you're right…okay, you win…a trip to Hyrule Castle!!"
"Yay!" cheered Dedede and Lucas.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 2nd Place
"Yee-ha! 100 yards away!" Yelled Pika.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place
"Yess! We're probably in first and nothing will stop us!" Yelled Victor as he and Lucario ran down the hill with all the fences on it with his teammate.
"Yep! Nothing!"
Quinn and Kirby
Offense- Complete!
On Defense
Rupees: 40/40
Time Spent: 8:09
"Done!" cheered Kirby.
They bought their shield and sprinted outside, and headed for the gatekeeper, who Victor and Lucario were headed for. Thus, because the shop is closer to the gatekeeper than the hill with the multiple fences on it, Quinn and Kirby got ahead of Victor and Lucario.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 4th Place
"NUUEEZ!" Screamed Victor.
"Well, whaddya know…" Said Lucario.
"RUN FASTER!!!" Yelled Victor.
Link and Ganondorf
On Fast Forward!
Monsters: 78/100
Time Spent: 4:50
"Almost…done…just a…bit more…" Said a wiped out Ganon.
"Yeah…" Replied Link.
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B.
Defense- Complete!
On Offense
Time Spent: 3:50
"NUEEZ!" Cried Falcon.
"What was THAT for?!" Asked R.O.B.
"Nothing, I'm just guessing that, if we're last, I'll cry that…"
"O-kayyy," Said R.O.B.
Mewtwo and Mr. L
Offense- Complete!
Currently in 7th Place
Headed for Defense
"Almost there… we can't possibly…be last…" Breathed Mewtwo.
Samus and Leon
On Offense
Time Spent: 5:59
Leon ran and grabbed a sword, just as Ness and Mr. Game & Watch rounded the corner, spotting the stash and the sword Leon was holding.
Ness grabbed Leon's sword and pushed the chameleon down, as both Ness and Game & Watch ran away.
"Fools!"
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 5th Place
"Now that we finished oneof the two detours, we always go to the next clue!" Said Ness.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 2nd Place
"Look, behind us, two teams!!" Yelled a panicked Pikachu.
"Run EVEN FASTER, PIKA!!!!" Screamed Snake.
Victor and Lucario,
Quinn and Kirby,
Tied for 3rd Place
"Heh… hooh… we'll beat you, Quinn!" Yelled Victor.
"Yeah, Right!!" retorted a tired Quinn.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 5th Place
"Well, well, looky there!! THREE other teams! Let's pass 'em!!" Said Ness, who was hyperventilating because he was so excited.
"BEEP BEEEP BEEEEEEP!!!"
Translation: "Run even harder, fool!!!"
Ness and Mr. Game and Watch passed up Quinn and Kirby, and Victor and Lucario.
Ness used PK Fire on Snake, momentarily distracting him and Pikachu.
Pit Stop
"Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, you are team number- wait a second, where's your Shield!? Did you two do both!?"
"We were supposed to do both!?!" screamed Ness.
"Uhhh…Yeah…"
Ness and Game & Watch cried.
"Quinn and Kirby, you are team number two!!" Ness and Game & Watch cried harder.
"Lucario and…whoever you are, you are team number three, and Snake and Pikachu, you are Team number four!" Victor, Ness & Mr. Game & Watch cried even harder.
"And Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, you two are penalized for skipping a task! You had to do both! Not one! Pay attention! How are your IQ s higher than everyone else'!? You are penalized for 1 hour!!"
Leon and Samus
Offense-Complete!
Headed for Defense
"Stupid kid… I can't believe he actually did that…"
"Me too…"
Link and Ganondorf
On Fast Forward!
Monsters: 97/100
"There!" Yelled Link as he slew three more monsters.
"Here's your clue, fellas! I hope you guys win!" Said Crazy.
"Yes! Finally! I hope we're not too far back…" Mused Link.
Mewtwo and Mr. L
Offense- Complete
On Defense
Rupees: 34/40
"No, This isn't good! We're near the back! It's going to be a six-way race to the finish!" Panicked Mewtwo.
Meta Knight and Jigglypuff
Offense- Complete
On Defense
Rupees: 30/40
"No! It can't be!!" Cried Meta Knight.
"DOG BISCUITS!!!1" Yelled Jigglypuff.
Samus and Leon
Offense- Complete!
On Defense
Rupees: 9/40
These guys have been here for a while, so let's do this quickly!
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B.
Defense- Complete!
On Offense
Time Spent: 7:11
"Aw, C'mon, we've been here for a while, so why are we not outta here by now!?"
"Because You Keep running into the same wall, stupid!!" Yelled R.O.B., who was obviously angry.
"Oh…"
Yoshi and Olimar
Defense- Complete!
On Offense
Time Spent: 5:16
"I wonder if we're near the swords…" Said Yoshi, and, right behind him were the questioned items.
D.K. and Peach
"There are two other teams here! Let's hurry!"
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Time Left: 0:56:34
"We're going to lose!" wept Ness.
"Things sure are heating up, with teams Dedede Lucas, Lucario and Victor, Quinn and Kirby, & Snake and Pikachu across the pit stop,
While team Link and Ganondorf have finished their Fast Forward!, and are headed for the Pit Stop!
Six teams are tied together in a race for 6th through 11th, the teams,
Meta Knight and Jigglypuff, Mr. L and Mewtwo, and Samus and Leon are on Defense, searching for 40 rupees!
Teams Capt. Falcon and R.O.B., Peach and D.K., & Peach, & Yoshi and Olimar are pitted against one another for searching for a sword!
Two teams are momentarily out of commission, Ness and Game & Watch by timer, and team Meowth and Wobbufett, who are currently missing!
Who will be eliminated!?
Link and Ganondorf
Currently in 5th Place
"We'll be in last," Sobbed Link.
"Don't worry, there's still a chance…" Said a stricken Ganon.
600 yards away, was…the Pit Stop. Lucky them.
At The Village…
Yoshi and Olimar
Defense- Complete!
On Oddensity!! HAHA!!
Time Wasted: limitless
"Well, whaddya know, the swords!" Said Yoshi. He grabbed one, took the Pit Stop clue, and ran off, taking 6th.
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B.
Defense- Complete!
On Offense
Time Wasted: To Infinity and Beyond!!
"Found it!" Yelled Falcon, who grabbed the clue, and sprinted out of the maze, right behind Yoshi and Olimar
Peach and D.K.
Defense- Complete!
On Offense
Time killed: Massacre
"I can't find the swords!" Shrieked Peach, who was high.
"Uhh, Peach, it's right in front of you!" Said D.K., staring at her in disbelief.
"No, it's not!" Said Peach, who was apparently smoking weed, and was intoxicated. Due to the fact that there were starving children in Africa.
Defense…
The Three teams were closer and closer to finishing.
Mewtwo and Mr. L
Offense- Complete!
On Defense
Rupees: 40/40
"Wow, we made it!" Cheered Mewtwo.
They cashed in the rupees, got the shield, and nabbed the final clue.
"G-go…g…go…to…the…ga…"
"Gimme that-a! You can't-a read!!"
"I can too!"
"Spell your name!"
"OKAY, I WILL!" Yelled Mewtwo, who wrote, 'Muwtooh.' Sad, isn''t it!,/
"See? You can't!" Mewtwo, or, 'Muwtooh,' Cried, due to the fact that there were starving children in Africa. Blame the children, not me!!
Jigglypuff and Meta Knight
Offense- Complete!
On Defense
Rupees: 40/40
"We finished too, eh?" Asked Jigglypuff, the Canadian 'It.' (Jigglypuff is neither male nor female.)
Pit Stop
"Link and Ganondorf, you are team number 5!!" Exclaimed Master Hand.
"Wow…really!?" Asked Ganondorf.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Time Left: 0:37:11
"We still have a chance! Only five other teams have made it so far!!" Said Ness.
Mr. L and Mewtwo
Currently in 6th Place
Headed for Pit Stop
"Heh…almost there!" Coughed Luigi, who was running while pulling Mewtwo's Wheelchair along.
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in 7th Place
Behind 6th by: 1:06 min.
C'mon, Blue-eee Fal-conn!" Then, the 'Blue Falcon' came out of nowhere, and hit R.O.B., as Capt. Falcon leapt inside the vehicle.
R.O.B. held on for dear life on the Blue Falcon.
The Blue Falcon also ran over Mewtwo and Luigi, killing them instantly, BUT, due to the fact there were starving children in Africa, Whiny and Complainy spontaneously combusted back to life. Whoop-de-do.
At The Pit Stop
"Well, well, well, Falcon and R.O.B., you are team number 6!" Said Master Hand.
"Ohhh, man, we could have done better…" Remarked R.O.B.
Then Mr. L and Mewtwo showed up.
"Luigi and Mewtwo, you are team number seven!"
"What!? You're…kidding, right…?" Asked a shocked Mewtwo.
"Yeah Right," Laughed Master Hand.
"It's all your fault, stupid!!" Insulted Mewtwo to Luigi.
"You weren't going fast enough, you CENSORED!!!" Cried Mewtwo.
…
…
Mr. L slit Mewtwo's throat.
Peach and D.K.
Currently in 8th Place
Headed for Pit Stop
D.K. was carrying Peach. On his back.
In the rain. D.K. got hypothermia.
D.K. died. Peach insulted D.K.
Dne (of part)
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Time Left: 0:23:05
"…"
Jigglypuff and Meta Knight
Currently in a coma
Jigglypuff and Meta Knight were in a coma because they caught the stupidity illness. 'Nuff Said!
Leon and Samus
Currently in a 'WTF?' moment
"Let's go drown some puppies!"
"Yay!!" giggled Samus.
All three teams, Peach and D.K., Jigglypuff and Meta Knight, and Leon and Samus were distracted.
Peach was too busy singing, 'A friend with weed, is a friend indeed,'
While Leon and Samus were busy in their 'WTF?' moment, stabbing one another,
And Jigglypuff and Meta Knight were STILL in a coma!
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 8th
"What the heck? What are all those moronic people doing!?" Said Olimar, pointing to Leon, Samus, and Peach.
They tiptoed to 8th.
At The Pit Stop
"Yoshi and Olimar…"
"Jigglypuff and Meta Knight…"
"Leon and Samus…"
"You are teams,"
"8!"
"9!"
"And 10!"
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Time Left: 0:5:06
"We won't make it!!!"
Peach and D.K.
Currently in Last place…OMG!
D.K. came back to life, and slew Peach instantly, saving the world from Peach, the spawn of Satan. Halleluiah!
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
0:0:10
…9…
Meowth and Wobbufett, & D.K. and Peach (Forthe last time, the children!) came up on the horizon.
…8…
…4…
…5…
"WTH!?"
"I wasn't good at counting, alright!?" Cried Master Hand.
Ness thought of something.
"Master Hand, the number after 5 is 0!"
"Oh…0!"
"Ness and Watch, you are team number 11!"
"Yay!!" cheered everyone.
Peach and D.K. were 20 feet away from the mat, with Meowth and Wobbufett
Right behind them. Then, miraculously, thanks to the fact that there were starving children in Africa, Meowth and Wobbufett broke the laws of physics, and warped to the pit stop, thus causing Isaac Newton to cry. Blame the CHILDREN!!!
"Meowth and Wobbufett, you are team number 12!"
Master Hand turned to D.K. and Peach.
"Thank god you two are out! I was going to be very ticked if you guys weren't!!"
"But-"
"'Nuff Said!!!!!" Yelled Master Hand.
Dne. Of Leg.
Finish Times:
King Dedede and Lucas: 4:23 PM
Quinn and Kirby: 4:56 PM
Victor and Lucario: 4:57 PM
Snake and Pikachu: 4:59 PM
Link and Ganondorf: 5:12 PM
Falcon and R.O.B.: 5:14 PM
Mr. L and Mewtwo: 5:16 PM
Yoshi and Olimar: 5:21 PM
Jigglypuff and Meta Knight: 5:22 PM
Leon and Samus: 5:23 PM
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch: 5:30 PM
Meowth and Wobbufett: 5:31 PM
Peach and Donkey Kong: 3:30 AM – Eliminated!
"Next time, on 'The –Extra- Smashy Amazing Race,' Mewtwo walks on water! …using psychic powers!
"Ha ha! I'm walking on water!!!" Yells Mewtwo.
"Also, some teams join forces momentarily…literally!"
"Okay, let's be allies momentarily!" Says Samus.
"Okay!"
…
"Moment's up!" Screamed Samus as she tackled the other team.
"And, can Meowth and Wobbufett get out of the metaphorical pit they have made?"
"Let's get out of this metaphorical pit we have dug…literally!" Yells Meowth.
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