My first Hidan story, short first chapter , but later will have longer chapters, maybe a whole page :-) . This is more of a warm up, lets you know abit more about the immortal killer we know, all love and all wish was freed from his rocky prison.

Chapter 1: The Mistake.

While walking in a forest Hidan and Kakuzu were attacked by Sound nin. Hidan and Kakuzu had agreed on a battle plan, I get this one and you get the next, this time was Hidan's, much to Kakuzu's dislike. The immortal killer looked at the 50 Sound nin and thought: Jashin I offer these filthy mortals to you.

After 45 were killed Hidan decided to use the circle of voodoo pain.

DRAWS CIRCLE AND STAB.

Nothing happened.

Stabs himself 22 more times, suddenly Hidan starts to feel weak.

"What's happening, I am immortal."

TOBI appears from a small butterfly, "Hidan do you want these beads back?"

"What you took some beads, you will pay!"

Hidan falls to the ground with blood all around him.

A bright light… could this be heaven, could Jashin have left me, could I not have killed enough innocents?

"Hidan shut up!"

'Zetsu what are you doing in heaven?"

"This isn't heaven, it's your room, Tobi took some of your beads and you stabbed your heart 23 times, so you nearly died, I got you back to base and saved your life."

"TTTTTTOOOOOBBBBBIIIIII!!!! I must kill Tobi!"

"Shhhh you will make him cry; Tobi's very sensitive."

Hidan cuts his own head off

2 minutes later, after Hidan had been brought back to life again.

"Hidan why did you do that?"

"Put the beads back on, I like not dying when I do that."

"Hidan have you tried not killing yourself when you fight?"

"NOPE" (Gives an innocent child like smile)

Zetsu (Sigh) I am going to have to put a seal on you that prevents you from killing yourself.

"You can't do that, I'm telling leader!"(Runs away, crying like a scared Tobi)

"Why are they all like little babies, and why am I the mother figure in this "FAMILY."

"Hidan I need you to go and find the other jinchūriki, the nine-tails will have to wait." said the shadowed leader Pein

"Fine where is it, and-wait, Kakuzu is off with Kisame and Itachi, am I doing this alone?" said the Jashin worshiper with a glint of joy in his eyes.

"Yes your doing it alone, the reason for that is because it's in your home town of-" "LEADER-SAN CAN TOBI GET A COOKIE!!!?!??!?!?"

"Tobi go away, (mutters something about hating Zetsu for letting him join) I'm very busy! Well Hidan you know where it is now, so go."

"1-2-3-10-na-ha-na-yes all my beads, stupid Tobi, Im' ready."

And thus the immortal killer sets out on his quest for the jinchuriki.

Please review, and if you want give ideas for the next chapter... it already has an old childhood friend of hidan...