The Following Trailer Is Rated NM For No Mercy!
From J.K Rowling, the author who went from rags to riches faster that you can say, "Holy Shit," comes the 18 hour alternative to reading over 4,000 pages of material.
Harry Potter!
Meet Harry Potter, an mysterious orphan with a facial scar, which automatically means he is bound for greatness. When a retarded humongaloid reveals that Harry is a wizard, destined to be tutored in the magical arts of ass kicking, Harry gathers the required number of sidekicks (remember, the 3rd law of fiction states that a protagonist is allowed at least two sidekicks, provided that he is also a Chosen One) and travels to Hogwarts, the most disgustingly named institution in literary fiction; a magical school with a long, proud history of endangering children, not the least of which is the uncomfortable number of man-eating monsters in close proximity to the little bastards.
Along with his friends, Harry must balance the awesome responsibilities of learning magic and saving the world, while dealing with the same mundane high school bullshit that every student faces, including: bullies that never get punished, asshole teachers, getting a date for the school dance, seeing your mentor killed right before your eye… wait, that's the opposite of a normal high school problem, sorry. And finding out the hard way that getting involved with Asian girls is not a good idea.
Over the course of ten years, watch Harry grow from a nerdy kid into a strapping young man. Watch Hermione grow from a cute little girl into a mature young woman, and watch Ron grow from a goofy redhead into... well… a goofy redhead that gains a shitton of weight at the end of the series. Seriously Hermione, you could have done better.
So experience the worldwide phenomenon that generated a fanbase crazy enough to hold its own with the Twilight crowd, from putting an entire species of owl on the endangered species list, to creating an entirely new genre of music (Wizard Rock), to those annoying bastards known as the Harry Potter Spoiler Crews, and last but certainly not least, that guy who offered to adopt Tom Felton. Tom, buddy, listen to me, RUN!
Starring:
I actually wanted Harry and Hermione to get together!- J.K Rowling
Ash Ketchum- Harry Potter
Bloated Ginger- Ron
What does she see in Ron again?- Hermione
The White Wizard- Voldemort
Hillary Clinton- Bellatrix Lestrange
Nancy Pelosi- Kreacher
Ruth Bader Ginsberg- Dobby
Medium Rare- Crabbe
Got nothin on Shelob- Aragog
Game Of Thrones: PG Edition!
I understand forming an attachment to a franchise, but seriously, people got waaaaaaaaaaay to emotional when this series ended. Besides, now there's a new money making trilogy to fawn over.