Okay so like, as we all know, Sonic Boom's game sucked ass. But the show was pretty good, right?

So there's this one character who I think is kinda cool called Dave the Intern who's kinda like evil and he runs a burger restaurant that I can't even tell if people like the food there or if they think it's shit liek Rise of Lyric. Maybe somebody should've turned Rise of Lyrics into a burger adn then sold that as like a prototype becayse lyrics.

Okay so liek Dave the Intern was just sortsa sititng around in his Meh Burger if that's what it's called (left?) and then he saw Sanic approacheding and was liek "okay you piece of shit hedgehog what do you want from my shitty-awesome restaurnt also when is Sonic Free Ridventure 4 coming out."

"Can I just have like a, I udno, a Double Baconator combo?" Sanci is sad.

"I'm sorry ehast…" Davl said. "Thsi sin nto fucking Wendy's you useless blue shit how dare you thihkbn such a thikn."

'Dorp it up" said Egma.

"I have a tooth sticking out a motuht amnd therefore I will have moy refenmge." Dan said. "Look, okay? Write lyrics.;"

Soonic Boom: Rise of Lyrics

So then Dave went home and then like he decided toy write lyrics.

Thjen Knuckles walked in. {knock knock it's knucklesfy}

"Hey loser where's Episode 3" Knoflckes said.

"Actually it's Dave the Intern, not Gabe the Intern." Dave said. "Anyways whadtyac want i'm writing lyrics you dumb pieceo f red shit. Also colors."

Sonic Color

"Actually my nasme is colro." said the beaver in the show who always says actually before every sentence because, y'know, it's still funny after the 47th time.

"What the fuck is this why ios everyubody coming intmo myu house' said Intenr guy I guewss is his name? I dunno.

"Hi can I have a large Baconator-"

"Shut the fuck up" Dave punched Sonic in the troat.

Also what is John Lennon Squidward

"Okay who ever is doing that with the texzt can you please stop" Drive said.

"Actuasly-" wham.

"I've had neoguhb." said Dnav./ "Time ot ASSEMBLE TEAMIFY" So the tream goes like this:

*Darwin Watterson

*Sheevul (Again, I have no idea who that is)

*Sheen

*Francis

*Sonic's voice actor in the Sonic OVA

"BECUASE I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'RE GOING TO DO; STANGE, ISN'T IT?" Said the guy who voice Sonic in the Sonic OVarrrrr.

"Die" said intenr. So the guy died I guess.

But then sduddnely approaching on the horizon was

John Lennon Squidward

"Man fuck this shit are you seriosu" he said as he watched him approachify.

"Ayy fuck you aight" Davl.

"Yeah? You thikn that team is cool watch this yuou juicemesiter~`" And his team wasn't:

*Paramount

*PJ from PaRappa the Rapper

*Eggman going "NOOOOOO" in Sonic '06

*Laduh Paletænuh

*Thom Yorke

This battle continues in the next chapter. Why shouldn't it?