Hi, this is my first fanfic, so please be nice and read and review!
She was unhappy. It wasn't that she was poor, or stressed, or even wrongfully married. She was just bored.
Bored of her pompous way of living. Bored of not being allowed outside of the castle. Bored of doing the same routine every single day.
She wanted adventure, tragedy, and romance! She wanted to leave her boring old castle behind and find something fun for her to do!
But no, the only time something even remotely fun for her happened, it always ended up with her being trapped in a dungeon, waiting for the Hero of Time to rescue her.
She didn't see the point of staying in a castle. No matter how many guards they sent to protect her from the evil clutches of Ganondorf, he always, always, managed to get his grubby claws on her once again. It wasn't that the guards were bad at their job, it's just, Ganon was always better at stealing her. The only one who could stand up to him was the Hero of Time.
And she was tired of that. She wanted to be able to do it herself. She wanted to ruthlessly stab Ganon through his heart, if there was one, and violently massacre his remains.
But no. She was the delicate princess. She was the king's pride and joy. She could only be whatever a princess should be. She was never allowed to pursue what she wanted; to get a working NAA .22 Magnum Mini Revolver. But it wasn't lady like. So the king instead hired the best mercenaries and warriors a king could buy. He could never let anyone harm her.
Yet around every two years, the security get lax enough so Ganon swoops in and steals her.
Didn't he ever get tired of the same routine, too? Why didn't he ever steal anyone like Ruto? Or the Deku Princess? Maybe even Midna? (Well, to be fair, Midna would beat the shit out of him before he could even try.)
Maybe if she did something unpredictable, something so daring, so bold, she might break the routine that has been haunting her, and all the other past Zeldas.
Like run away.