The Not-So-Odd Couple
Author's note: I did use the Total Drama Wiki for reference during the part about birth order; it might contradict one thing, but is completely in keeping with something else.
He's a super-genius;
I'm kind of dumb.
I'm friends with everyone;
He's only with some.
He can speak frankly;
My words are too kind.
I fight with my body;
He fights with his mind.
He's rather tiny;
I'm kind of large.
And while I will follow,
He would take charge.
He weighs almost nothing;
I weigh a ton.
I am the oldest;
He's the very last son.
He's colored quite darkly;
My colors are pale.
I like immature jokes;
He thinks they fail.
He's quite sarcastic;
My words are all sweet.
I have a big shoe size;
He has tiny feet.
He thinks Justin's worthless;
And I think he's hot.
He thinks at great speeds and
I have barely a thought.
I'm not very fast;
He's not very strong.
While he's usually right,
I'm usually wrong,
And one time when we had
A teammate from hell,
He saw right through him
But I couldn't tell,
And that was his downfall.
I promised I'd win
To give to his funding
And possibly kin.
You might think it's an odd one
Because we're nothing the same,
But I'll tell you right now
I think that it's lame
If you don't understand
That our friendship is true:
Noah's my little buddy—
I'm his big buddy, too.