E.A: This is my first fanfic be nice! First off this is a Sasuke and Naruto fic any Sasuke and Sakura lovers can stop reading! I'm a yoai lover all the way. I'll make exceptions for certain couples. However, Sasuke and Sakura are not ONE! Better, put that bitch with Ino! (No Offense) In addition, two people meaning that it has two authors will write this fic. Ex: Stands for executive author and like always A.N: Stands for Author's note.
A.N: She basically said it all, but let me put my two sense in…HELL YEAH!
Chapter 1: Introductions
It was a peaceful morning in Konoha with the birds chirping and the sun shining when all of a sudden, "OH MY GOSH! I'M GOING TO BE LATE!" Morning joggers hopped into near by bushes, venders hopped onto to their carts, and shopkeepers held on to their shelves for dear life as a blur of orange and yellow went flying the now empty streets and parks trying with all his might to beat the bell. Keyword trying Naruto Uzamaki stood outside his advisory class with the pure look fright painted on his face. This was his third time being tardy to Iruka-sensi's class. Now you see the rule was if you were late to Iruka's advisory, you HAD to play simmon say's with Iruka in front of the whole class until advisory ended and advisory was an hour long.
Moreover, believe me Iruka took personal amusement in this game. He got very personal when he it came to Naruto, which is why Naruto always tried to skip his class. Once again, the keyword is tried. Naruto always seemed to make it in on the last thirty minutes. However, this morning he did not hear the steady tempo of Iruka's pacing, instead it sounded like someone was talking? Mustering any balls, he had left Naruto quietly slipped into the classroom. What stood before him was a boy with short black hair and eyes, he had a small muscular build with a peachy colored complexion, also he seemed to be a good head taller than Naruto, and what was really creeping him out was that the guy seemed to be staring intensely at his southern region. To be nice Naruto held out his hand and said, "Hi! I'm Naruto Uzamaki and you are….?". Shaking his hand the boy replied in deep, silky, bedroom voice "I'm Sai Connors. Do you have a big penis?".
Naruto stood there shocked and a little miffed that someone would ask such a question! By the looks of things, he could tell Sai was one strange cookie. Nevertheless, what he didn't know was that he was shaking hands with his worst nightmare.