I am writing this while watching South Park. The episode where Butters watches 'Lord of the Rings' Which is just really awesome porno Lmfao One of my most favorite episodes XD What's yours? (:

"Fuck me..." Stan whispered into my ear as he draped his arms over my shoulders and pressing his lips against mine. I hungrily kissed him back, pushing him back against the wall and lifting up him shirt and feeling his built form.

This is all because I died almost a decade ago, when I was diagnosed with that stupid muscle illness. It was because Stan never said goodbye he was able to see past my curse. A month after reappearing he kissed me out of nowhere, claiming he knew I was an angel. Angel, my ass.

I picked him up and threw him onto his bed, breathing hard I pulled off my shirt and climbing on top of him, managing to rub the growing member in my pants against his, making him cry out pathetically. I tore into his exposed neck, feeling ever muscle in his body tense up. I wanted more.

At first I thought him confessing his love for me was just bullshit and he'd forget about it all within a week, but it carried on for a couple years. Secretly pulling me away to kiss me and holding my hand under the lunch table. It wasn't too bad except for the fact he pretending like we were nothing around everyone else. He didn't even break up with Wendy! I was about done with his shit last year by the end of my freshman year so I snuck into his house one night to end it.

"K-Kenny..." The ebon haired boy moaned as I slipped my hand into his pants, pulling them down slightly and stroking his dick slowly.

"Jeez Stan," I whispered in his ear huskily. "I thought I was the whore here." I smirked as he glared at me, but before he could punch me, I squeezed his member making him cry out.

I didn't end it that night. I managed to tell him I didn't like how things were before he told me to fuck him. The first time was agonizing, we both had no idea what to do and I made Stan cry. After I left him in a crying ball of cum, I figured we weren't going to speak again, but here we are.

We both tackled each other, fighting to get each other's clothes off in a hot scene of bites, moans, and scratches. I laid on top of Stan, breathing into his mouth as he does mine. He slowly wrapped his arms around my neck, preparing himself as I slowly slide myself in. I pushed my tongue into his mouth before he could cry out.

He's still with Wendy and I still get girls lining up to blow me. We both decided to keep it just between us and continue on with life outside his bedroom like the man whore I was and the courter back star his is. Life was sometimes so cruel, but such a fun roller coaster.

I pounded in and out of the boy beneath me as he begged for more. His back was arched and his fingers buried themselves into my shoulders. I reached around his legs and started to pump his dick while I continued to pound into him.

"Kenny-oh fuck, shit" He gasped and gritted through his teeth as pre-cum spewed out onto my fingers. I grinned and used my free hand to pin his hands down above his head. His body tense and stiff as he moaned and gasped. I lifted my hand from his wrists and trailed my hands all over his body, slowly, soaking up every sensation of this moment as he called out my name.

No, sometimes life is just cruel.

"Hey, Stan, the Jew-" My eyes shot toward the door along with Stan's to stare at the paralyzed fatass. We looked at each other for awhile in complete silence, until Cartman regained his senses "K-Kenny?" His voice cracked.

Shit.

A_N: Yummy. Kenny is such a whore. Should I make this a story? It'd probably be a short story. I don't yet. Sorry it's so short.