Ok, I would like to start out by saying that this is my friend's story whic I have editted and changed slightly. WE DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS!!!!!! Lauren and Bella are ourselves so technically they are not Harry Potter characters. Enjoy~
Voldemort smiled as he thought of his next evil plan to kill Harry Potter. Yes, this one will work; now all he needed was his evil monologue. That was when he heard it, the sound that scared him more than Albus Dumbledore's robes. Sounds of two pairs of footsteps heading towards him with laughter that sent chills down even the devil's spine. With a crash, the door to his meeting room burst open and all heads turned to look at who dared disrupt the Dark Lord's evil planing session.
"Hey V-man!" two voices cried. Both of the speakers had brown hair with brown eyes, though the shorter of them had lighter hair. "I think we scared them, Bella." the taller said in a stage whisper.
"I think Lucy wet his pants, Lauren." the one known as Bella 'whispered' back. She then turned to face Voldemort. "Wow! What happened to your face? You are such an effing follower, can we sat Michael Jackson?"
"They do have plastic surgery, you know?" Lauren continued.
"And spray on tans!" the two finished together.
Then, Bella spotted Snape. "Sevvy!" she cried, launching herself at him. He simply opened his arms as if this were a common sort of thing to occur. "How are you?" Bella asked, but did not give him time to answer as she pressed her lips against his with a passionate kiss.
"Lovely." Lauren said, not the least bit fazed. "Now, onto business. Let's see you plans!" she cried as she snatched the plans off the table. "Torture, kill, torture, kill, evil monologue.... Whet the hell is this crap?!" she exclaimed, shaking the plansin disgust. Voldemort felt a pout come on to his face. "You have no originality and you will lose, you idiot! I mean how effing stupid are you? An evil monologue? THAT is your reason he always escapes! You spend the time you could be killing him freaking tell him your sad life story!" Lauren screamed at him.
Things continued like this for hours, Lauren yelling her head off about idiotic wanabe evil overlords and Bella alternating between annoying random death eaters and kissing Severus or Bellatrix. Soon, the strain was too much for Voldemort; he pulled out his own wand to his head and "pulled the trigger", then fell to the floor with a 'thump'. "Time!" shouted Bella. "How long, this time?"
"5 hours! WE WON!" Lauren replied.
"Come on Severus!" Bella sang dragging him behind her as they left the deceased Dark Lord's headquarters.
Later at Order of the Phoenix Headquarters
"They killed him in five hours and we have been trying for how many years?" asked a stunned Remus Lupin.
"We did not kill him. W simply used psycological war fare to make him kill himself." Lauren explained while Bella just nodded all the while.
"I'me surprised he lasted so long!" Bella added in an after thought.
"You're crazy! Both of you!" Molly nearly shouted.
"Very much so, yes!" they both replied happily.
Lauren spotted Fred and sat in his lap, giving him a kiss while Bella did the same with Snape. The Order looked at them, then shook their heads. 'I am so glad they were on our side', was the thought that went through everyone's heads.
FIN
Bella: i would like to thank you all for reading my friend's story and I hoped you like it. I would also like to point out that my other lover, Bellatrix, is no where to be seen and that I will probably add another story similar to this about her where-abouts. byebye!