Hello eveyONE! This is probably my first time writing a fan fic for the Total Drama Series! *Fanfare* This is only the first of three TD fanfics I plan to write. Starting with ROTI, then going on to All-Stars and we'll see where it goes from there with the last one. Thanks
I don't own the Total Drama
Enjoy!
"We've been on a movie set, we went on a world tour! Now on this season, were gonna go right back to the beginning! Back to Camp Wawanakwa, where it all began!"A man with slightly tanned skin and hair walked onto the rickety dock of the crummy island behind him, "What's up? The name's Chris McLean. Quite a bit of things have changed since we've been gone. Heheh. By changed, I meant gotten insanely dangerous." An intern with black hair coming his right eye handed him a drink and was smashed by a large tentacle, destroying part of the dock in the process. Chris laughed, "Awesome."
"The only thing that's still the same is the rules. A handful of unsuspecting victims will battle with other ignorant strangers, speak their thoughts in our Total Drama Confessional. Patent pending. They'll participate in deadly challenges all over the island and risk being voted off by their peers. Last one on the island wins the prize of ONE MILLION DOLLARS! Speaking of our new cast, here they are now." A boat full of the old contestants from past seasons was speeding towards and right past the island.
"WHAT?! NO! TURN AROUND!" Owen yelled in shock.
Chris snicked in amusement at his dismay, "No. Definitely not them. Not this time. This season, we've gotten all new players from all over Canada competing for the prize. And here they are now, the real cast this time for real." A different boat, headed for the island came into view from a different direction.
"Introducing Jo!"
A aggressive-looking tomboyish girl scowled deeply and folded her arms. She had short dirty blonde hair and wore dark colored sweats, "You all better keep out of my way. Unless you want a fist in your face." She said, clenching her fist.
"Scott!"
The fairer skinned ginger boy she was threatening stood up from his position leaning on the rail of the speed boat. He glared at her, "Back 'atcha, G.I Jane." he responded before taking a large whiff of his own arm pit. She shook her fist angrily at him.
"Why you-"
"Zoey!"
A friendly looking girl with dyed red hair, looked excitedly at the island. She wore a red halter top and brown Capris, "I cant believe it! The Total Drama Island! We're actually here! Isn't it beautiful?"
"Mike!"
A tanned boy with black hair turned to the girl who was speaking to him, "Yeah, it's pretty... Pretty. So pretty." He was wearing a teal short sleeved shirt with a white longer sleeved shirt underneath along with a pair of jeans pants.
"Lightning!"
A dark skinned muscle-bound jock in a navy blue jersey that had the number one printed on it, slammed into them, separating Mike and Zoey from each other, "Ain't they?" He kissed his muscles. "Stunning!"
"Brick!"
The black haired guy with light colored skin who caught Zoey immediately dropped her at the call of his name and saluted. "Brick MacArthur, reporting for duty." He had a buzz-cut hairstyle and a military green short sleeved shirt with cargo shorts.
"B!"
A dark skinned heavy set man put up a 'Cool guy' sign with his index finger and thumb, saying nothing. He wore a black jaket with a mauve colored sweater underneath that and a white shirt underneath that.
"Dawn!"
A mystical-looking pale skinned girl with light blonde hair sat in a 'meditation position' with her legs crossed on the edge of the rail, "Oh, Your aura is a lovely green with a dash of yellow." B gave her a confused look "That's good, It fits you quite well."
"Dakota!"
"Hey, there!" A slightly tanned blonde girl with white framed sun glasses greeted energetically. She was wearing a cherry blossom pink halter top and darker colored pants. You could almost hear generic pop music playing as she spoke, "Dakota here! I'm here to-"
"Anne Maria!"
A Hispanic heavily tanned girl sprayed her big poofy brown hair with a hair spray, "Oh yeah, three more coats outta do it." She was a magenta crop top and light blue jeans pants.
Dakota pushed Anne Maria out of the frame, "Hey! Who said you could pan away?!" In retaliation, she sprayed Dakota in the face with her hair spray angrily. "Who're you pushing, Blondie!?"
"Stacy!"
"My great aunt Millie invented suntans, before people just smeared themselves in clay." The brown haired, heavy set girl in the pink track suit said, before she too was sprayed.
"Cameron!"
The dark skinned, scrawny boy with glasses and a red sweater looked around in excitement, "Crisp outside air and not bubble air! A real life ocean! And Avialae!" A small flock of birds flew in his direction, knocking him down to a lower level of the boat.
"Sam!"
The slightly chunky boy with curly brown hair played is game, unaware of Cameron, who fell close enough to him to see, "Oh, Score! Level 100 Blaziken with Speed Boost and Flame Plate! Finally, I can use my Megastone!"
"Violet!"
A girl with blue eyes and long wavy black hair hair with two Violet streaks in the front noticed the boy's fall and helped him up, her general expression was nonchalant and her eyes were half lidded. "Uh... you okay? That was a pretty hard fall you took there." She wore a light blue sweater with connecting pockets, jeans shorts with a violet flower design on the left leg, peach colored socks and light blue sneakers.
"Yeah, thanks a lot." Cameron thanked.
"No, problem."
"Nikolai!"
"Uh, hey that was, uh, pretty nice of you." The flustered green eyed blonde boy said. He wore an open red flannel button up shirt with a white short sleeve shirt underneath and dark jeans pants.
"Thanks. It was nothing." Violet said.
"Cleo!"
A girl with shoulder length bright blonde hair scoffed, "It really was nothing. Anything you could possibly do will pale in comparison to me, Cleo the vampire queen." She wore a sleeveless Purple and black, Gothic Lolita like dress that reached above her knees, black and white striped stockings and black pumps. She held a black umbrella tightly over her head.
"And Jean."
A boy with brown hair and black glasses, "Um...Vampire queen...?" She asked shyly. He wore a striped beige and red shirt and jeans pants.
"That's right! I'm a decedent of the King of Vampires, Dracula. Aren't you impressed?" She said, expectantly.
"Oh, yeah, that's... pretty cool." He said, quietly.
"Glorious!" She clapped her hands together, "I usually don't fraternize with humans, but you are an exception!" She said, petting his head.
"Thanks?"
"Yep. It's our roughest, toughest, most explosive season ever!" Chris said, pulling out a remote with a single red button and pushing it. The boat blew up, throwing the contestants into the water. "Right here on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!"
Cameron landed harshly on a rock, "Is this what agony tastes like?!"
Anne Maria was angrily swimming past the injured boy, "Chris is SO going down for this!" she yelled.
Jo competitively swam, pushing Zoey and Stacy out of her way. She flipped off of Sam's head, "Out of the way! Athlete coming through!"
Cameron, taking in the pain, slid into the water and began flailing around, calling for help.
"Loser." Scott insulted.
"I've got you, Kid!" Lightning yelled, carrying the poor nerdy boy with one hand out of the water
"We're all the same age!" He corrected.
Dakota lied on her stomach with her feet in the air on an inflatable life raft while she pretended not to notice another boat next to her. It was filled with paparazzi taking photo of her as she sat. "Hey, you guys!. I'll never know hoe you guys keep finding me!"
"Uh, Chica? you texted us to come all the way over here." a Spanish photographer responded. "Remember? Your papi paid us?"
"For crying out loud!" Chris yelled from his seat in front of the screen showing the new competitors, "Uninvited guests, over." He spoke into a walkie talkie.
Chef, a burly dark skinned man, planted a bomb with Chris' face on it on the back of the boat, blowing them sky high, including Dakota who landed in the hand Lightning was using to hold Cameron, knocking him into Maria's metal-like hair.
"Ay! Keep ya hands off the hair, Four eyes!" She said, before swimming away. Cameron fell into the water in pain yet again.
"This is ridiculous." Violet said as she stood on a flat topped rock, completely dry. She folded her arms. "Chris could have killed us."
Nikolai swam up next her and held onto the rock, "How are you not wet?"
Violet looked at her surroundings, not looking at him, "I landed onto this rock after the blast."
"Well, uh... You can ride on my back or something, y'know if you don't want to swim... or whatever." He offered rubbing the back of his head in embarrassment.
"Hmm? Oh, no thanks. I'm fine. Thanks for the offer, though." She said simply before, diving in and swimming away.
"Man, she's good." He said, impressed. "And... so cool."
TD Confessional:
Violet looked around unimpressed by the lighthouse, "So this is confessional. It's pretty nice that I'm on TV and all. Definitely wasn't expecting to be blown from a speed boat on the first episode, though." Her eyes suddenly became a tint of yellow and her calm demeanor shattered immediately. She held her arms and went into fetal position, "Is Chris crazy?! We could have died! W-What if they're all trying to kill me?! Agh! Too much pressure!" Her eyes changed back to blue and she was calm again. "Wait- what was I saying? Why was I all hunched up?"
"I cant believe I'm here. Like, I'm really on Total Drama!" Nikolai sighed a bit, "Violet... She seems really nice, pretty, and they way she was all calm even though were were blown from a boat is so cool! I only thought girls like that were in those drama shows...! Or anime. But, She'd never go for a guy like me. I have no real redeeming qualities. I've never really talked to a girl before, either. Last time I did I almost wet my pants! Oh... God. I should have... said that. Anyway! I'm pretty good at... puzzles? But, I doubt I can impress a girl that way. I wonder what I can do to get her attention."
"Oh, I wish my cousin Geraldine, three times removed was here to help. He invented inflatable life preservers and floatation devices!" Stacy said before sinking into the water.
"Hold on I'll save you!" Mike and Zoey said simultaneously.
"Oh, no. Ladies first." Mike said trying to be a gentleman.
"No, please I couldnt! You can save her." Zoey insisted.
"Well, I mean if you insist." Mike said,
"If someone doesn't save her, she'll drown." Violet said, swimming past. Stacy grabbed Mikes head dragging him down with her.
"Hold on!" Astonishingly Zoey was able to quickly pull them both up.
"Thanks. I owe you one." Mike said, in relief.
TD Confessional:
Mike spun the toilet roll and rested his hand on his lap, as he sat in the confessional, "Okay, first confession. What to say? So, um, that Zoey girl. She... Nice. Okay, really nice." He gushed. "But, I doubt she'd give a guy like me the time of day. I kinda have this... habit. I just hope wont mess up my chances with her."
"Wow! I'm gonna say it again! I cant believe I'm actually here!" Zoey said excitedly. "It's the Total Drama Confessional! I cant wait for the teams to be picked! Everyone here seems to be pretty nice! I wonder if I'll make some new friends or even a best friend! But, I'd have to have friends in the first place to make new ones." She thoyght for a moment, " Oh, no. What if everyone hates me? Maybe, I should tone it down? Was the flower too much? I thought it was pretty!"
"How dare Chris throw a superior being like myself into the ocean!" Cleo yelled as she swam angrily, "He will pay dearly for this! I may go as far as to bleed him dry!"
"I-I cant swim!" Jean tried to yell as he began to drown, Cleo noticed this and grabbed his hand, the only thing above water.
"You're quite lucky my supernatural hearing picked up on your mewling." She said as she pulled him up out of the water, "Or else you would have been shark food."
"T-Thanks..." Jean said.
"You must learn to speak up if you're going to be my henchman." She said, pulling him towards the shore.
"Henchman?" He asked.
TD Confessional:
"I usually would choose someone more... physically fit to be my henchman. But, I suppose John will do, or was it Jean? Whatever they sound the same. Besides he seems to be the only one who actually respects my status as queen. I'll definitely take him to the finals with me. Unless I find someone more capable. But, then again I could use more henchmen. Especially, when the merge commences. The more the merrier!"
"The TD Confessional... Uh... What should I say...? I... I never thought I'd actually get chosen. And Cleo... She's kinda... Strange? B-But there's nothing wrong with strange. I think she's cool for being able to just act like that without being embarrassed even a little... I wonder if by Henchman she meant friend. I could use some friends."
Jo stepped on to the Island and looked around, "Yeah! Number one! First one on the-" She looked over to Dawn who was sitting on a rock and studying a pink starfish. "How did you- You're not even wet!"
"Hmm? Oh, I used a short cut." She said.
A drenched Brick crawled onto the short, exhausted. "Ma'am." He saluted before, collapsing.
Cameron floated up as he stood on Bea's head and coughed up water.
TD Confessional:
"I'm probably the most qualified player here. What with my military training and all." Brick said showing off his muscles. "But, I'm a team player, all the way. Back in the cadets, I won awards for Teamwork three years in a row, a Chore-doing award, flag waving medal and the letters home to your mom medal. That's not a real award but if it was, I'd always win that one."
"I am popularly known as what you'd call a bubble boy." Cameron said as he, put on hand sanitizer and made air quotes with his fingers. "As a kid my parents were kinda- well extremely over protective. I barely left my house. So, I've never swam before or gone camping. Actually a few hours ago was the first time I'd done anything besides read and sigh all the time." On cue he sighed lightly, "But, that doesn't make me a weak competitor! I have a lot to bring to the table!" He noticed a butterfly. "Woah! A Metallic Wood-Boring Beetles!" it landed on his head causing him to yell, "Too heavy!" It weighed his head down.
"Yeah, and my great, great, great, great aunt Gladys invented speed walking. Before people would just jog and run for exercise." Stacy said, as the group sat on the shore waiting for everyone to arrive. "And then my great, great, great, great-"
"Right, right. That's... Really great." Mike said, gazing at Zoey.
"Does anyone actually believe the things she's spouting?" Violet asked.
"I doubt it." Nikolai said, trying to find something to say to her besides that. "T-The sky is pretty blue today, huh? Y'know really blue. Like... A blue...berry?"
"The sky? Yeah, I guess." Violet said, uninterestedly.
Nikolai laughed nervously before slapped his forehead, "Like a blueberry? Stupid, stupid!" he whispered
"Hi, I'm Zoey. What's your name?" Zoey asked,
Violet smiled slightly and turned her attention to the red headed girl, "My name's Violet."
"Violet? Just like the flower." Zoey commented.
"Yeah, just like the flower. I... like your flower, by the way." Violet said, pointing to the pink flower on her head.
"Really? You do? Well, I like your bow." Zoey said, happily.
"Thanks." She turned to Mike "And you are?" Violet asked Mike.
"I'm Mike." He smiled and held out his hand, "Nice to meet you, Violet."
She took his hand and shook it lightly, "It's a pleasure."
"I hope we all end up on the same team. How amazing would that be?" Zoey asked excitedly.
"That would be great." Violet said. She didn't mind being on teams with them since they seemed nice. 'I could use some allies early on in the game. Even, if we end up on different teams.'
"That would be cool if we were on the same team!" Nikolai said trying to get into a conversation with Violet.
"Oh, uh... Hey, you guys. I'm Nikolai. I see you've already met Violet. She and I, we, uh We're, uh..." Nikolai st
"...We just met." Violet finished for him.
Sam then washed up on shore with his game console up in the air in an attempt to protect it and coughed up a fish.
TD Confessional:
Sam laughed embarrassed, "I should have played that Wii fitness game before I came here," He laughed again, "I hope I don't get voted off first, though. That would be really embarrassing, but if I power through long enough to be voted off sixth or even seventh how cool would that be, huh?" He laughed again before going back to his game.
"So stoked to be here. I've been watching Total Drama forever. Who knows? Maybe I'll even make some new friends." Zoe said.
"Oh, you were an only child so, that's very good for you, Zoey.." Dawn said,
Zoey made a face that was close to utter shock, "H-How did you know about that?"
"I can see straight into your soul. You were so lonely..." Dawn took Zoey's hand. "It must have been so hard for you.." Zoey pulled back her hand.
"And you, Violet. Your aura is so mixed and muddied I can hardly read it clearly. Your childhood must of been dreadful, what with your family and your special case Mu-" Violet quickly covered Dawn's mouth with her hand.
"No, no. None of that." Violet said, 'How does she know about that?' Violet thought.
Feedback could be heard over the loud speaker followed by Chris' voice, "Attention fresh meat. See the trail leading into the forest? Race to the end of the trail and do not disturb the wildlife. That would be bad."
"Heh! Yeah right. I guess we shouldn't bother the deers and " Lightning said mockingly, nudging Sam's shoulder.
"Even the smallest bit of noise" A loud alarm exploded from the loud speaker through the forest, in the distance a roar resounded and trees were knocked over, causing the teens to run quickly through the trail.
Joe and Lightning made it first, Lightning being second. "Yes." Jo cheered. "Sorry, you had to lose to a girl."
Lightning looked around, "What girl? I didn't lose bro. Lightning never loses."
Chris arrived on an ATV, "Captain Show off, take two steps to your left. No... you're left. You're on team A. Yo, G.I Jo. You're on the right and Team B." Scott arrived. "Stank Pits you're on Team A. Corporal Brick house you're Team B."
Brick saluted, "Sir yes sir!"
B arrived knocking Brick over, "Silent Giant, Team A." B turned to show Cameron hanging on his hood, "Bubble boy, Team B."
"Alrighty, then.." Cameron said, running over to Jo's side. Zoe and Mike arrived next,
"Zoey the Only, you're Team B."
"I'm just an only child." Zoe defended. "Seriously."
"Miss Clairvoyance, Team A." Dawn arrived quietly, scaring Mike, "Saved by a girl, you're Team B." Nikolai and Violet arrived next, Nikolai was heaving and Violet barely breathing hard.
"You okay?" Violet asked.
"Yeah... I'm good... Just not in the best shape..." Nikolai said, still heaving.
"King Awkward, Team B. Stoic Violet, Team B." Chris said. (As opposed to Shrinking Violet. Get it? Get it? ...Sorry, I'll leave now.)
"Yes!" Nikolai cheered. "Pretty cool were on the same team, huh? Violet?" Violet had already went over to the team.
"Aww..." He groaned
"Wallflower, Team A, Blood sucker, Team A."
"How rude!" Cleo responded, but quickly discarded it, "But, magnificent! My henchman and I shall be on the same team." Cleo said grabbing Jean's upper arm and pulling him over to their team, "Let's go!"
"Thanks goodness." He said quietly.
"Princess wannabe, Team A. Jersey, Team B." Sam dragged himself over the finish line, "Yo game nerd, Team A."
"My great, great, great, great Uncle Marth, won the first Marathon so they named the race Marathon and they've been won by my great, great great..." Stacy collapsed before she could finish.
"And Bigmouth Stacy, Team A."
"What was making that noise in the forest!?" Scott asked.
"I'm pretty sure that was the cry of an animal from no known species." Cameron said.
"Relax, It'll make sense eventually." Chris began to laugh maniacally, "Now, this season of Total Drama will be a little different. For example, in every episode, someone will be eliminated." Everyone gasped.
"Every episode?" Cleo exclaimed. "Why every episode?"
"It's never been that hard before." Zoey said.
"I know, right. How will I ever top myself." Chris said, smirking. "But, because you're all greenhorns, I've decided cut give you a break and hide this somewhere on the camp grounds." He held up a mini bust of his head, "A wooden McLean brand Chris bust. Your pass back into the game if your teammates vote you off. Whoever finds this bad boy will have the most power then any other player in Total Drama History! "Moving on, Time for the team names." Chris said, choosing to ignore the comment.
"Oh, oh! We'll be named Team Lightning!" Lightning yelled. "Wait no, Lightning squad."
"Great suggestions but I have already been chosen the team names. Team A you shall forever be known as, the Toxic Rats." Chris said.
Sam chuckled, "Awesome!"
"Team B, you shall be henceforth known as the Mutant Maggots."
"Why are we named after vermin and larvae?" Violet asked.
"I'm more worried about why there are so many references to chemical waste." Mike added.
There was another loud roar coming from the distance, "It's the monster!" Cameron yelled, covering his head
What came out of the bushes leaving a path of destruction was a small hairless squirrel. "It's just a dumb old squirrel!" Jo said.
"A hairless squirrel?" Nikolai asked, "Gross, Is it sick?"
"Aw..." Dakota cooed before she saw it's eyes blink vertically instead of horizontally, causing her to scream.
"Oh, no! What happened to it?" Dawn asked.
"While we were gone, I rented out Wawanakwa to a Bio hazard waste disposal company. Nice people." Chris said. "But all that waste is a bit of a effect on the plants and animals." The squirrel used its frog tongue to eat a butterfly.
"Cool." Sam said.
"I hope there aren't more of them." Jean said, worriedly.
"Don't worry, Henchman. Since you're still green, I'll protect you." Cleo said, before lowering her voice. "Then, you can help me make it to the finals."
Dakota walked over to the mutant squirrel and knelled down next to it, "Weird... I want one." the squirrel roared and shot lasers from its eyes. She ran and jumped into Sam's arms.
Chris laughed, "AHAHA! SO Much danger!"
TD Confessional:
Dakota sat in the confessional, fake sobbing, "Chris is so mean! Oh, wait a minute." She checked her make up, "Perfect, Okay. Take two." She went back to fake sobbing.
"Now, lets give out some rewards before we begin. Jo, your team gets gets a trampoline since you made it up here first! And Lightning for coming in second, the Rats get a hacksaw." Chef fell off of the trampoline, causing Lightning to laugh and Chef to hit him in the face with the saw. Jo laughed and was hit by the trampoline.
"So... I bet you're wondering what this What do the item's have to do with this bomb?" Chris asked, rhetorically while holding a time bomb.
"A bomb?!" Nikolai exclaimed.
"Um... He wont blow us up again would he?" Mike asked.
"Heheh... Wouldn't I?" Chris asked, looking at the camera, "Find out after the commercial break!"
"These are your team totems." Two huge totem statues hung from trees above them. "You need to get them down from the rope, get 'em in the river, and ride them back. First team to the camp gets priority pick of the cabins. But you'd hurry up, your totems are rigged with time bombs. In about seven minutes or less those bombs explode if you don't put them outside your cabin. Starting... now!" the clock began to count down.
"Okay! Let's do this!" Jo jumped onto the trampoline and went flying into the river.
"Well, that didn't work." Violet said.
"I can see that!" Jo yelled from the river.
"Stand back, y'all! Lightning's here!" he yelled, climbing the tree and quickly sliding down. "Whoa, this tree is slippy! But, Lightning never surreders!"
"It's oiled so you cant climb it at all." Jean said.
"What was that?" Lightning asked, because he couldn't hear Jean's small voice.
Jean shrunk in intimidation, "N-Nothing, I said nothing."
"Alright, then. Sha-Lightning!" He yelled before climbing again.
"Boy, I sure wish my third cousin twice removed, Melvin was here. He invented bare handed tree climbing. He could totally give some tips." Stacy said,
Cleo rolled her eyes, "Sure, whatever."
On the Maggots side,
"Okay, with with fifty pounds of pressure per square inch, Jo has to land in the the center of the trampoline to-" Cameron started before Anne Maria aggressively pushed him out of the way.
"Outta the way, Short Stuff! I wanna try!" She said.
"Wait, Anne Maria I have to re-calculate for your weight!" Cameron tried to warn. She jumped off of the rock onto the trampoline and slammed into the bottom of the totem repeatedly.
"Uh... Shouldn't someone help her?" Violet suggested.
Jo then kicked the trampoline out of the way and she hit the ground.
TD Confessional:
Anne Maria sat crossed legged "Yeah, I wanna win that million bucks but, messing up my looks ain't worth it. Check me out, I'm perfection! The hair, the tan. I'm work a billion, at least."
Lightning was still trying to climb the tree and failing miserably,
"And my great, great, great aunt Dora was actually an explorer who founded the Native American tribe that made totems. She made them famous." Stacy said, before B grabbed her arm and dragged her away from the group. They all sighed in relief. He had her stand on a end of a makeshift see saw.
"Oh, you want me to stand here? Okay." She asked.
He moved Sam over near the base of the tree, "You want me on this thing? Sure?" B ran over the the see saw and launched Stacy perfectly on top of Sam. The team 'oo'd' and 'aa'd' in amazement.
"Amazing." Cleo said. "I'm sure with time the Vampire queen could have thought of it."
"It's you're a vampire, then why don't you burn in sunlight?" Scott asked, sarcastically.
"I don't have to tell some mortal human the secrets of my species." Cleo said, folding her arms.
Scott scoffed, "Whatever."
Lightning once again fell from the tree.
TD Confessional:
"First of all, that dumb tree was covered in some kinda grease. Besides, tree climbing ain't an actual sport." Lightning said. "And If Chris is trying to make Lightning look bad, he'll have to try better than that. I never give up and I never surrenders! Sha-Lightning!"
"Let's get to winning this thing!" Brick yelled, jumping off of the trampoline and grabbing the axe. When it didn't come out he hung there, panicking and calling for help.
"Good grief." Jo complained.
Anne Maria followed Jo's example, "Ugh, what a big wuss."
"And he was so confident." Violet said.
"Oh! This is never gonna work!" Mike took a deep breath and his face screwed up like that of an old man. "Gosh Darnit! Hurry up and cut the rope!"
"What does it look like we're tryin' to do here, Mike." Anne Maria asked.
"Me? Mike? My name's Chester, little Missy." Mike said.
"Um, I'm sorry?" Zoey asked.
Violet raised an eyebrow, "Chester?"
Nikolai snickered at the old man voice, "What the heck?"
TD Confessional:
"Mike is really sweet but, I don't get his old man impression. It's probably more funny if your from America or something?" Zoey said. "Maybe Nikolai's American?"
Brick kept trying to pull the axe out as he hung upside down. The mutant squirrel from earlier ran out of a hole in the tree and onto a branch right next to Brick. "G-Go away! Shoo!" That angered the squirrel and it growled at Brick, scaring him.
"You kids with your fancy saws and axes. Back in the day we were fine with stones to cut ropes!" He threw the stone and it hit the squirrel in the face, enraging it. The squirrel shot Lightning from it's eyes at the group.
"Whoa!" Violet's eyes became yellow, she jumped for cover and curled up into fetal position, "Oh god! We're going to die! There's no way we'll survive on this Island! Not with all these crazy mutants around! Too much pressure!"
"Violet! Are you okay?!" Nikolai asked, before having to run due to the squirrel. It continued to attack the Maggots and in the process broke the branch holding up the totem and it fell down.
"Yes!" The cheered.
"Mission complete," Brick saluted, before the totem fell on top of him.
"Violet, we have to hurry up! Violet? Are you okay?" Zoey asked.
"I don't want to die..." Violet's eyes became blue and she looked around, "Yeah... I'm fine. Why?"
"Um... Nothing?" Zoey said, "But, we have to go now!"
"Right." She said, getting up from her sitting position.
The Rats got their totem down and went to go ride it down the river.
"They're gonna catch up to us!" Jo yelled.
"Ma'am, It's my duty to inform you that we have bigger problems." Brick said pointing out the waterfall in front of them.
"Oh, come on! A waterfall?!" Nikolai yelled.
"My first time riding on a waterfall!" Cameron cheered.
They all yelled as the impact of the waterfall threw them on course for the camp and throwing Zoey to the edge of the Totem log.
"Back in my day we didn't have crazy log rides. And we didn't need 'em!" Mike said.
"Mike!" Zoey called. She was clinging to the edge of the rail for dear life.
Mike took a deep breath, dropping Chester and went to go save Zoey. "Zoey! Hold on!"
"Okay." she said, wrapping her arms around Mike, "Thanks so much, Mike."
He laughed nervously, "You're welcome..."
"What the? How the heck did they get ahead of us?!" Jo yelled, as the Rat's somehow got in front of them.
"Later, mortal losers!" Cleo yelled, making an 'L' sign with her fingers.
Back at the camp
"Ah, sure is great to be back." Chris said leaning back in his chair as Chef sat across from him.
Owen ran up behind him, "Hey, Chris! What's up? The boat wouldn't stop here."
"Oh, hey look. It's former competitor, Owen. Who's not going to competing this season along with the other old campers." Chris said.
"Yeah, cool. I jumped off the boat to tell you guys that- What?!" Owen yelled. "Not competing?!"
"I'm sad to say that you and the other 'Original cast' competitors have outlived your ability to generate viewers. That, and you guys have had way too much screen time. Chef?" Chris said, before Chef placed a bomb on Owen's face. He ran screaming and Chris set the detonator, blowing him across the island.
The two laughed, maliciously.
The Rat's arrived at the camp ground before the Maggots, "Whoo-hoo! Team Lightning! First place all day!" Lightning cheered.
Chris tapped his watch, "Hurry up!"
"Go! Get the Spa cabin!" Scott yelled. They carried their Totem and placed it onto the stump, stopping the countdown.
The Maggots flew it and they were thrown off the Totem before it launched into the good cabin exploding and destroying it.
"That suck for you. It had an hot tub big enough for eight people and industrial air conditioning." The Rats groaned at their loss.
"Yah, my great, great, great, great, great, great, great uncle Arthur brought up the idea of buildings." Stacy said. "Before him, people only slept in trees and they weren't stable so their families kept falling out all the time. And my great, great, great, great, great, great aunt Merida invented roofs for the buildings, before her people's homes were just walls, floors and furniture. Every time it rained, you had to get a new furniture, so couches were, like really cheap."
"Can you shut up for five minutes?! No one cares about you or your stories!" Cleo yelled. The Group looked at her, surprised. "What? I just said what everyone was thinking."
"Regardless," Chris interrupted, "The Mutant Maggots win the first challenge! Since they're the only team with a cabin."
"Yay..." They cheered weakly in pain.
"Where's Lightning sleeping?" Lightning asked.
"Don't worry, kiddies. There's got another cabin for you and It's just as nice as the one you lost... Or not." Chris said, as the crappy cabin was lowered down a helicopter. "Team Rat, I'll see you at the camp fire for our first elimination ceremony of the season." Chris said before laughing.
"And the votes are in whoever gets a a normal marchmallow can stay for another three days." Chris said, But this season one of you unlucky campers will be getting a very... different marshmallow. And trust me, you do not wanna eat it." Chef walked in a quarantine suit with a black box that held a radioactive marshmallow. "That unlucky person who get the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom is out of the running for the million buck, which mean you cant come back, ever. The following members are safe. Scott, B, Lightning, Cleo, Jean, Dawn, and Sam. And the Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom goes to... Stacy."
"That's... not very shocking at all, really..." Jean said.
"What...? But why? And I was doing so well too." When she took the marshmallow, her hair immediately fell off, scaring the other players. She sighed, "I guess its the dock of shame for me then."
"Oh, not this time. Especially for this season, we came up with an all new form of transportation. I'm sure It'll be a blast!" Chris said. Stacy was put into a giant catapult, "Say hello to the Hurl of Shame! Patent pending."
"Yah, the catapult was invented by my great, great, great, greaaaaaaaat-" She yelled as she was flung into the distance.
"One down, 16 to go! Who's next for the 'pult? Find out next time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island."
So how was that? To be honest I hate Stacy with a passion. Mainly because she's not just stating facts like who invented what. She's trying to play off everything in existence being invented by someone in her family. So yeah, glad she's gone. Don't forget to Review!
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