Her Dreams and Her Reality

Disclaimer: The Harry Potter characters do not belong to me, they belong to J.K. Rowling.


Mrs .Granger: Hermione honey, this is your big day!

Hermione: What big day?

Mrs. Granger: Your wedding day silly!

Hermione: MY WEDDING DAY!?

Mrs. Granger: Hermione this is serious, now you're going to be late…my little girl is getting married to another wizard! THIS IS SO EXCITING!

Hermione: WHO AM I BEING WED TO!?

Mrs. Granger: Oh that cute little boy from Hogwarts…it's -

Poof went her dream

Hermione awoke in a cold sweat still trying to figure out her dream. She was still in Hogwarts…of course still 15 years of age…unmarried and happy.

Hermione: Wow…that was a crazy dream, but who was I going to be wed to? Ronald? Harry? Seamus? Draco? WHO!!

Hermione's screaming awakens Ginny who is a light sleeper.

Ginny: Hermione are you okay?

Hermione: Oh Ginny! I'm sorry, I was just thinking about this weird dream.

Ginny: Well what was it about?

Hermione: I…I was going to be wed…

Ginny: WED!?

Hermione: Yup, W-E-D, Wed.

Ginny: But to who?

Hermione: That's the part where I left off so… Good Night Ginny.

Ginny: Good Night Hermione, and when you find out who your wed to, please tell me.

Hermione: Okay!

Hermione falls back to sleep trying to follow her dream.

Mrs. Granger: Hermione are you listening?

Hermione: WHO AM I BEING WED TO?!

Mrs. Granger: Hermione SH!!!


Hermione whispering: Why?

Mrs. Granger: We're walking down the aisle now!

Hermione: Oh…WAIT!! IM ONLY 15!!

Mrs. Granger: You seem odd Hermione, you're 21!

Hermione: Really!? This is like that movie you showed me…13 going on 30 ©!

Mrs. Granger: Shush Hermione! It's my turn to walk down.

Hermione: Sorr- HOLY CRAP I'M WEARING A WEDDING DRESS!! …OOOH! It's flowy and pretty.

Mrs. Granger ignores Hermione and walks down the aisle gracefully.

Mr. Granger: Hermione… I am so proud of my beautiful, little girl.

Hermione: Thank you dad.

Mr. Granger: Now I want my daughter happy okay?

Hermione: Yes daddy.

Mr. Granger and Hermione start walking down the aisle. Looking for her husband-to-be. She finds Harry and Ronald as 2 of the ushers, Cho and Ginny as 2 of the bridesmaids, but is the groom here?

Hermione: Daddy, where is my husband-to-be?

Mr. Granger: Hermione be patient. He's right over there.

(Mr. Granger points at some guy)

Hermione: WHO THE BLOODY HELL IS THAT?!

Mr. Granger: Hermione such langua- oh I'm sorry, that was your cousin Daniel.

(Mr. Granger points at a dashing, white-blonde haired young man)

Hermione squints her eyes trying to see her groom's face. IT WAS-

Poof went her dream

Hermione gets up and runs to Ginny's bedside.

Hermione: GINNY GINNY GINNY!

Ginny: Who? What? Huh? HERMIONE!

Ginny falls out of her bed.

Hermione: Sorry Ginny but I found out my groom!

Ginny: Really? (Yawns) Who was it?

Hermione: It was DRACO!

Ginny: FERRET BOY!? IT CAN'T BE!

Hermione: Well I feel a bit scared about it too…but he looked quite dashing in his tuxedo.

Ginny: YOU'RE FALLING FOR HIM!

Hermione:…I am not… I'm just analyzing his tuxedo…

Ginny: That's what they all say.

Hermione: Well he was acting quite strange yesterday.

Ginny: How so?

Hermione: He kept on staring at me…and he "claimed" that origami crane/love letter he sent to Harry was for me…

Ginny: He's GAY!?

Hermione: I don't know…but I'm going to straighten things out.

Ginny: (Yawns) Well you go and do that (Yawns again) Good Night Hermione.

Hermione: Good Night Ginny.

Hermione falls asleep again without a dream and wakes up the next day for class.

Hermione: Hi Ron!

Ron: Oh hi Hermione.

Hermione: Where's Harry?

Ron: Still getting ready…he slept in.

Harry shouts from inside: IM COMING!!

He hops with one shoe on and the other still trying to be tied.

Hermione: Good morning Harry.

Ron: Ello Mate.

Harry: Sorry guys… I had a weird dream I was catching up on.

Hermione: ME TOO! Well what was yours about?

Harry: I was getting married…

Hermione: ME TOO!

Harry: Who were you getting married to?

Hermione:…You guys are going to laugh…

Harry: I promise I will not laugh.

Hermione: Ron…?

Ron: (sighs) I promise I will not laugh.

Hermione: Well in my dream I was getting married to…Draco…Malfoy…

Ron bursts out laughing with tears in his eyes.

Hermione: I knew you would laugh.

Harry tries to keep in his laughter but his face turns all red and he also bursts out in laughter.

Hermione: Why do I even bother telling you guys?

Harry: Sorry…

Ron: MALFOY!!! HAHAHA! FERRET BOY!

Hermione crosses her arms.

Hermione: Ahem…

Ron: Sorry…I couldn't help myself.

Hermione: Well Harry…your turn

Harry: For what?

Hermione: Who we're you being wed to?

Harry: Wha- Wel- Wha- Well…Ummm…You see…you guys will laugh.

Hermione: Well I need laughter in my life don't I?

Harry: Fine, Fine, Well…I was being wed to…

Ron: WHO!?

Harry: Pansy…Pansy Parkinson…

Ron: MALFOY'S GIRLFRIEND!!!

Ron bursts out with laughter.

Hermione: Well I think it's sweet.

Ron: Well…these…were tears…tears of joy!

Hermione: Ron…don't be a booger…

Ron gives her the mischievous look.

Hermione: Ron…I know you're giving that look…

Ron: Are you sure?

Hermione pushes Ron.

Harry: Shouldn't we get to class?

Hermione: YES WE SHOULD!

They all run to class and find Ginny and Draco there.

Hermione: Ginny!

Ginny: Hey Hermi-

Hermione pulls Ginny.

Ginny: Ouch! Watch the skin!

Hermione: DID YOU TELL DRACO ABOUT THE DREAM?!

Ginny: Well…Uh…It leaked out…

Hermione shakes her head and walks up to Draco.

Draco: So Granger, when's the wedding…?

Hermione: She told you, didn't she?

Draco nods his head up hand down with his little smirk.

Hermione: Draco…

Draco: Yes?

Hermione: Are you gay?

Draco: WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?!

Hermione: Um…I was just wondering.

Draco: I'M NOT GAY!

Hermione: Okay…whatever you say…

Draco: I'M NOT!!

Hermione: Geez…I already said okay…wait…how would I know you're not gay?

Draco: Because I like someone…who is not a male…

Hermione: Really? WHO?!

Draco: You'll see…

He gives her another smirk then leaves.
Hermione runs back to Ginny.

Hermione: Okay Ginny, he's not gay.

Ginny: Well that's nice to know.

Hermione: I wonder who he likes…

Ginny: Maybe…we should find out-

When suddenly Draco comes behind Hermione and kisses her.

Ginny: Whoa I did not see that coming…

Draco: Hermione… I wasn't lying…

Draco runs away, skipping class.

Hermione: Wow…

Ginny: Well I guess we know.

Hermione: But…But…He couldn't…he…he…

Ginny: Well

Professor Dumbledore comes inside the classroom.

Dumbledore: Hello Minerva.

McGonagall: Hello Albus. What brings you here?

Dumbledore: I need to talk to Ms. Granger for one second.

Dumbledore: Well take all the time you need.

Dumbledore and Hermione step out.

Dumbledore: I'm sorry Ms. Granger…

Hermione: What is it?

Dumbledore: You have failed all your classes.

Hermione: NO! THAT'S A LIE!!!!!!

Dumbledore reaches into his pocket and brings out a piece paper with Hermione's name on it.
Hermione starts reading the paper.

Hermione: But…I…I…NO! WHERE'S MY GROOM?!

Dumbledore: Hermione…you are only 15…and you aren't getting married.

End of Daydream.

Ginny finds Hermione screaming on her desk.

Ginny: Hermione! Hermione! Are you okay?

Hermione: GINNY I'M A FAILURE!

Ginny: What are you talking about? You are the smartest witch I know!

Hermione: BUT- BUT DUMBLEDORE TOLD ME, THAT I FAILED ALL MY CLASSES!

Ginny: But that can't happen!

Hermione: Well not in my books.

Suddenly Professor Dumbledore walks into the classroom.

Dumbledore: Hello Minerva.

McGonagall: Why hello Albus. What brings you here?

Hermione: My nightmare has already begun.