The Story of Caboose
I was a very fun boy. I liked me a lot … people… Also.
My mom said that I was a big boy, because she accidentally let go of me when she was walking… and I was dropped… very painflulishy… on the head.
I was taught by a person… he was blue… and funny. He called me moron a lot. That was… not nice… he was mean only to me… not other people!
He taught me that… thumb-finger and first –finger make an… 'L'…on a hand. I don't remember what one… I think it was… the 'light' hand…
One day, I was talked to by a nice man in a uneemaform. It was blue. I thought he was in the blue scouts. But really, he sent me to a mean camp where I learned to be mean with metal things that shoot crayons…crayons that hurt lots…
I also learned things from my dad… he was full of fun things to repeat after him… like "why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free?" I like milk. It is tasty and white and smells like cows! Cows are fun to point at…
Then I was put in a planey-thing, and I went to a big hole with a nice man… who was mean. He was taking a tank… and I said "why not put guns on this plane and use that instead?" I also suggested making ME a gun and using ME!!! Why not? He was really mean. And… he gave me cookies.
Then… I went to the hole… and shot things… along with blue gay robots… and a poomah. And met Admiral Pippin' Fresh… he was fun… I could talk to him about doughnuts and muffins…
i… had a girlfriend. Her name was Sheila. WE LOVED EACH OTHER!!! Until that Mexican Came along… he didn't like her. I did. He only liked her treads. I like all of a people. Not just their most distinguishing feature.
Oh Oh! I also played a game… it was about states. There was a girl… she always was Texas. And a guy… he was Wyoming. I was Connecticut and Massachusetts! It was fun. If it was a real game, I would've won.
Oh yeah!!! I met a Atomic SMS messaging bowling ball. He was Andy. He was a blowing up person. He blowed up a person… she was Tex.
We are still in that hole… it is very hot. And not fun… Church the Mexican-spottie-ghost-robot is mean to me… he is a meanie. I like my mind-Church better… he is my friend. We do friends stuff together.
I cant feel my torso! I think I will stop standing up now.
THUNK