KLOFFEE. A beautiful fic.
Coffee. So simple. So beautiful. So… delicious. Just like his boyfriend.
Blaine was amazing in every way. His eyebrows were acute triangles, his outfits always fit perfectly, he had eyes like melted pear juice, and his very being radianted like a greek statue (or Edward Cullen).
But all was not well. At the coffee shop there was a curse. All couples to drink coffee at 1:30.14 on a Wednesday would be faced with misfortune. Kurt and Blaine did this. NOW THEY were CURSED.
"Dumb gay people." Karofsksi came in the door with his girlfriend (Satan) Satana.
"LOL you are gay Karroffsky and Satana."
"NO. I took a class. Now Im not."
Santana and Karrrofsky used ninjustsu to attack Klaine.
"NO!" Klaine shouted in unison. Then they realized!
"THE COFFEE!" They grabbed their coffee cups happily and threw them "KLOFFEE ATTACK!"
Santana and Carofsky were scared off.