Hello to all readers!
I've always wanted to write a gender-bender story. They make laugh too hard. And although the summary says Hitsu/OC, I am still debating whether it's going to end up as romance or not...we'll see how it goes...
Anyways, enough with the author's ramblings. Enjoy! I'll be adding in lots of humor!
Breathe in, breathe out… Breathe in, breathe out…
Hiiragi opened her eyes. She ripped open the letter and scanned through the contents.
Kyouka High: REJECTED.
Yumei Academy: REJECTED.
Nito High: REJECTED.
And the list goes on and on, with the word "REJECTED" on everything.
She stared dreadfully at the paper, her hands trembling, lips pursed and sweating uncontrollably.
"This…" she muttered. Then, in a loud scream, she cried out in agony, "THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!"
The impact was so large that the house trembled that a bird couple jumped and scrammed away.
Fujisaki Hiiragi slammed her head on the desk, a river of tears flowing down her desk. "This can't be true…" she mumbled.
Then a girl with long caramel brown hair that reached her waist came up to her. "Hii-chan?" she had a Kansai accent to her. "What'cha cryin' for?"
Hiiragi forced her head to look at her friend. Gah it was creepy! She was bawling her eyes out so hard that her eye was a creepy red, which some tears got into her dark hair and glued to her face, and her nose was dripping snot and red from sniffing too much!
"A-Aya-chan…" she sniffled.
"There, there, let's clean up your face," said Aya, who took out her handkerchief and started to wipe her friend's face like a mother.
"T-Thanks," Hiiragi said. Once Aya was done, she put her handkerchief back in her pocket and sat there comfortably, a sign that Hiiragi knew that she's listening. "I-I…" she sniffed and hung her head. Aya nodded, sipping her juice. "…I didn't get accepted into any high schools."
Aya blew her juice out comically.
"A-Aya-chan!" the dark haired girl exclaimed.
"I-I'm fine," Aya said, wiping her chin. "But that surprised me! How did you not get accepted?"
Hiiragi replied shamefully, "They were full," in a low voice that Aya could not hear.
She leaned closer. "What did you say?"
"They were full," she said in a louder voice.
"What?"
"I said they were full!" Hiiragi yelled, which echoed in the entire classroom. All the students were staring at her with wide eyes. Her face flushed with a pink red, and sunk deeper into her seat, avoiding their eyes.
"B-But," Aya stammered, trying to change the topic. Luckily the classmates went back to doing their own business. "Hii-chan, you applied for almost every single school there is, includin' the two towns next to this one! How can all of it be full?"
"Well…" the girl scratched her head. "Some I didn't pass because of my score, and I didn't go to the interview…because I forgot."
Aya's head crashed into the wall. Ah, she should've known…her friend would never do something to troublesome…
"Besides… I don't really have anything in particular I want to do when I grow up…so I applied for all the schools!" she exclaimed cheerily.
Aya started to banging her head on the wall dramatically until it bled (of course, comically). I-I should've known… This girl is an idiot; she's lazy but works hard…but she's the type who studies all night and forgets it all the next day! (And sometimes study the wrong things.) Aya turned to Hiiragi. "B-But there has to be at least one school you didn't get rejected by, right?" she said.
Hiiragi's jaws dropped dramatically after hearing that.
"E-Eh? Hii-chan?"
"T-That's right… I-It was that school…" she muttered dreadfully.
"THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!"
Hiiragi gulped. Luckily there was one more school left! But…
Her eyes twitched as she trailed her eyes over to the only option left:
Karakura All Boys' High.
Aya's jaws dropped as the juice box in her hand slipped out.
Hiiragi fainted just from telling her the story.
"No…" Aya murmured. Her eyes widened as the seconds slipped by… And then finally, the whole school shook, with just one single scream: "NO WAY!"
"…so, that's how it is, Mom, Dad," Hiiragi said.
Her parents gasped as if they've been struck like lightening.
"R-Really!" her mother shrieked.
Then her father stuttered, "H-Hii-chan, t-there must a-another school, r-right? I mean, you can't get into an all boys' school…"
"But Dad," Hiiragi argues back. "I want to go to high school! And that's the only school left, even though I don't like it…"
Suddenly, her father's glasses flashed and glinted. "Papa… PAPA WILL ALLOW NO SUCH THING!" he suddenly shot up in his seat with rivers of tears flowing down from his glasses. "PAPA WILL NOT ALLOW HII-CHAN TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH BOYS!"
"Papa," the mother scolded gently. "If Hii-chan wants to go, then let her!"
"But Mama!" father replied.
"It's better to let our daughter go get an education, right? Besides…" Hiiragi's mother grabbed her daughter's hands, eyes shining with glee. "…if you ever meet someone, please Mama!"
"E-Eh?"
"MAMA!" the dad screeched, tears flying. "HII-CHAN IS STILL TOO YOUNG!"
"What are you talking about, dear? She's in high school now! It's about time she gets a boyfriend! Ah, but Hii-chan, don't worry! If those guys were to ever do anything to you…" she smiled darkly. "Hmm… Maybe I'll make something good out of them…in the kitchen…"
In other words, Hiiragi deadpanned dreadfully in the back of her mind. She'll kill them and then cook them! "It'll be alright, Mom," the daughter reassured. "Nothing will happen. I promise."
"Really?" mother said.
"Yes, really."
"Hmm… If Hii-chan says so, then I can't help it… Oh right, right. Karakura is in the next town, right?"
"Yea, what about it?"
"Are there dorms there?"
"Yes."
Her mother's eyes glinted. "Hii-chan…listen to me carefully, alright?" she said sweetly.
"E-Eh? O-Ok…" Something bad's going to happen…
"Riding back and forth on the train and bus is a pain in the neck, and they've shot up the price of the train tickets and bus…so…" she busted into a smile. "Hii-chan, dorm there!"
Papa froze.
Hiiragi froze to the bone.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" the father screamed, grabbing his daughter by the shoulder. Tears were flying out as he said, "PAPA WILL NOT ALLOW IT! DORMING IN WITH A BOY… AH WHO KNOW'S WHAT'LL HAPPEN YOU TWO AL—" He halted when the mother grabbed his head.
"Dear, please don't say such things in front of our masterpiece."
"Y-Yes…" the dad whimpered, tears still flowing down.
"B-But Mom, l-living in the dorms? I mean, I do want to dorm…but I was planning that for college!" Hiiragi argued.
"Then what's wrong with dorming early? It's fine, isn't it?"
"B-But—"
"It's fine, isn't it?" Her mother made a dark smile while emitting a frightening aura which scared the dad as well!
"Y…Yes ma'am!"
Ahh…her ideal high school life was to hang around with friends, going shopping together and eat sweets together and studying together…is an impossible dream.
Hiiragi is at the train station, along with her parents and Aya, who were going to see her off.
"Hii-chan, take care okay?" Aya said, softening her Kansai accent. "If anything happens, I can't rush over there and save you—if I could, I would—but take this instead of me, okay?" She handed her something circular and smooth in her hands.
Hiiragi took a glance and said, "Eh? Aya-chan this is…pepper spray…isn't it…?"
"That's right!" Aya exclaimed. "If the boys do anything weird to you, you'll have to use this, 'k?"
Hiiragi nodded. "A-Ah…sure…"
Then they heard the train's rumbling.
"Oh, it's almost time…"
"H-Hii-chan…" the dad sniffed. "T-Take care alright? A-And don't forget about papa while you're at it…"
The mother patted her husband on the shoulders. "There, there…" she turned to her daughter. "Hii-chan, take care, okay? And if you're going to act as a boy there, make sure to cut your hair so you don't get exposed."
She nodded. "I got it." The train finally halted and opened the door. "Well then… I'm off!" And so she boarded on the train.
"HII-CHAN~~!" the papa yelled, bawling his eyes out.
The mother slapped his head. "You're embarrassing us!"
"Hii-chan!" Aya called out, waving her hand. "Take care! Mail me whenever you have time, okay!"
Hiiragi poked her head out of the train's window and waved back to them, smiling. She sat back down in her seat when she could no longer see her parents and Aya anymore.
She sighed as soon as she slid down into her seat. Her high school life…is now…dorming with a guy she probably doesn't even know, studying in a classroom full of guys…and the sports are probably a lot harsher…
Ahh… Someone…please tell me this is a dream…
Ahaha... Overprotective characters are always funny...
Anyways. This is my first OC story, so please tell me how you think about it! I'm nervous...since I usually write humor fanfics with no OC...
I'll end this now. Thank you for reading!