Hey! I know there are TONS of Naruto highschool fanfics out there but I wanted to do my take on it with light-hearted humour and lots of drama.

Pairings:

NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaTemSaiIno?, NejiTen, KakaAnko, ShizuGen, AsuKure and barely there GaaMatsu

Disclaimer: Nuf said. Darling, I wouldn't be writing a fic if I OWNED Naruto.

Konoha Highschool

Chapter 1

New year, new beginnings, new people~

Temari rolled out of bed and hit the floor with a thud. She winced and muttered curses under her breath as she slowly stood up. "Damn new places."

She turned as she heard a knock on the door, "Yo, Temari. Get your ass out here, we're gonna be late."

She rolled her eyes, "Oh gee Kankuro, have you forgotten who's older?" She heard a snort and the sound of retreating footsteps.

"Asshole."

She stumbled over to her closet and checked the time, awesome, late on the first day, she mentally groaned. She shrugged on a black thigh length skirt and a mesh tee, with a black crop top over. She pulled on a pair of red sneakers and grabbed her pre-packed school bag.

She washed up hurriedly and headed out the door to grab some cereal and a glass of milk for breakfast.

As she headed to the front door, and past the kitchen, she felt a violent shove and she stumbled out the door awkwardly. She glared up at Kankuro, who was smirking at her, "What? Can't I push a slow assed sister out?"

She elbowed him and asked, nudging her head towards the door, "Where's Gaara?" He shrugged, "Coming."

She sighed.


Sakura brushed out her soft pink hair and sighed in satisfaction. She pulled on a red tee with a white, denim vest over. She then slipped into a soft pink skirt and stepped into some black converse.

As she headed to her bedroom door, she grabbed her phone and dallied Ino's number. "Ohayo!" A cheerful voice answered. Sakura grinned, "Oi, Ino, meet you at the coffee shop in ten."

"You got it."

She snapped her phone shut and grabbed at bagel from the fridge before banging it shut. "See ya Mom!"

"Bye sweetie!"


Tenten savored the smell as she inhaled the heavenly goodness they called coffee. She leaned against the red brick wall and stared down at her red sneakers, black shorts and plain white button down, rolled up to her elbows.

A little under-dressed maybe? She wondered as she took in the skimpy outfits and exaggerated dressing of the rest of the female student body.

"Eh, whatever," she mumbled. She frankly didn't care how she looked.

She sighed at she stared at the students milling about the front porch of the school.

Good God, where are they? She readjusted the bag on her shoulder and sighed again, tapping her foot against the floor impatiently.

"T-tenten-san." She turned at the call of her name and grinned down at Hinata.

"Oi, Hinata! How are you?" she squealed as she warmly embraced the girl. Hinata smiled softly at her friend,"Hai, I'm good."

"OIIIIII! HINATA! TENTEN!" The two swiveled around to see two idiots running towards them.

Sakura and Ino, the said idiots, halted once they reached them and panted heavily. Ino was clad in a black spaghetti strap with fishnets clinging to her elbows. Her purple skirt had ridden halfway up her thighs from the running and she had lazily thrown up her hair in her usual ponytail. On her feet was a pair of black ballet flats. She grinned at the two and threw her arms around the three.

"WOOOOO! All back together again!" She yelled excitedly, gaining a few strange looks from the students nearby. Tenten sweatdropped. Hinata blushed. Perfectly normal reactions...except for... "YEAHHHH! CHAAAA!"

...Moving on.

"Will you chill out!" Tenten snapped at them, shrugging Ino's arm off. "Would you join in?" They chorused evilly.

Tenten sighed and muttered something along the lines of "hopeless idiots".

"HINATA!" Ino yelled, practically bursting Hinata's eardrum.

Hinata blushed even harder, "W-what's wrong, Ino-chan?"

"YOUUUU! YOUUUU OH YOUUUU!" She babbled on in a melodramatic voice. "Get to the point would you?" Tenten grumbled and smacked her palm over Ino's mouth. "Mmmph mmm ummm nnnnnh wannnhhh sunnnnmm cloooonnmmm," Ino muffled out.

Tenten sighed and removed her hand from her mouth. "WHYYYYYYYY-"

The process repeats.

"Why aren't you wearing sexier clothes to show off your..." Tenten started off her translation fine, then trailed off.

"SEXY BODYYYYYYY!" Ino yelled.

Tenten cringed as she could feel the eyes of her fellow students staring at them.

"Uhhh…what she said."

Hinata was clothed modestly in a pair of slim blue jeans and a soft grey butterfly sleeved tee.

She blushed and before it continued any longer, Sakura and Tenten pushed the two through the twin grey doors, signifying the start of their Junior Year in highschool.


The girls entered their classroom, oblivious to their surroundings, chatting and laughing as they seated themselves comfortably.

At the back of room the sat a blue-eyed, blonde-haired boy, who was bothering his desk-mate, a hot, raven-haired chicken - ahem - boy.

Uzumaki Naruto - A tall, blonde-haired 16-year-old, who had a smile that could break an ice block's (nonexistent) heart. His ocean blue eyes always seemed to hold a look of mischief. His usual choice meal was ramen and…ramen. He usually sat next to the cold as ice, Uchiha Sasuke, his childhood friend.

Sasuke held a reputation for a multitude of things. His consistently high grades made him a genius. His good-looks made him a huge (HUGE HUGE HUGE) hit with the ladies. He was…attractive, to say the least. Raven-hair, paired with onyx eyes, and combined with his cold look - to all but a few. He had a muscular build - although not overly muscular - but more than enough to give away the hidden "treasure" inside.

Cue squealing girls.

Also part of their gang was, Nara Shikamaru, Sai and Hyuga Neji. The said few came up to them a short while later, after exchanging a few greetings with the girls.

"Yo," Shikamaru said lazily, as he plopped down on a seat next to Sasuke, who only acknowledged him with a "hn" and a nod. Neji nodded at Sasuke and the two exchanged glares, which did not betray the close bond the two had. Sai engaged in conversation with Naruto after clapping Sasuke on the back, to which he grunted in response.

Kakashi Hatake-sensei walked in reading his Icha Icha Paradise Volume 2.

"Here comes the pervert," Naruto muttered.

"Ohayo, miina. Today, we have a new student. Please introduce yourself," he drawled and gestured to the dirty blonde beside him. She stepped forward, seemingly wary of her perverted teacher. "Subaku No Temari," she said evenly.

He nodded, "Yosh, miina, we have assigned seats, so please be ready to move." There were a couple of groans, but they were silenced as Kakashi pulled out a piece of paper.

"SASUKE-KUNNNN! I hope we can sit together!" Karin, one of Sasuke's many fan girls squealed. To which he cringed. Her voice sounded grating to his ears. Fortunately, for him, she was the only, OPEN fan girl in his year so he was relatively safe.

Kakashi sighed, I swear one day I'll make her die a horrible death.

"Uzumaki Naruto with Hyuga Hinata

Uchiha Sasuke with Haruno Sakura

Nara Shikamaru with Subaku No Temari

Sai with Yamanaka Ino

Hyuga Neji with Inoue Tenten

Ido Mizuki with Inuzuka Kiba

Akimichi Chouji with Rock Lee

Aburame Shino with Matsumoto Rangiku." And the rest of the list blurred into the background as people began to groan, moan and cheer.

Some were happy, some weren't, some really didn't care.

Boy…this is gonna be a goooood year.


A/N There was a Mizuki in Naruto (the bad guy who told Naruto about the Kyuubi) and here it's a girl (actually I borrowed my Japanese friend's name) who is a completely different and original character. She will be a minor character.

Think of Rangiku as the Bleach character with the looks and personality, everything. But just think of her their age(16/17). She will also be a minor character.

Okay if you watch Bleach, you'll notice a few Bleach references. But no I'm not adding Bleach characters just using names and ideas.

A/N I hope this doesn't seem to insane and over the top. Haha, but I like a bang at the start of the year ;)

Don't worry it gets deeper and more serious as it goes, but there's no conspiracy or gore or guns or killing, maybe just the occasional punch.