Disclaimer: I do not own any Kung Fu Panda Characters
My Interview
Chapter One: Meeting the Cast
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages, welcome to My Interview Story. I know the title sounds a bit odd but let me explain what this story is about. Standing before this very curtain are my guests. They are all from the movie Kung Fu Panda. Let's meet them my friends," I said as I jumped on stage just as a red curtain was being pulled up. "Allow me to introduce the cast members of Kung Fu Panda, "I said. "Here is Master Oogway, Master Shifu, Po, Mr. Ping, Tigress, Mantis, Crane, Viper, and Monkey. But that is not all folks here is Tai-Lung. And don't worry folks Tai-Lung will not harm anyone because apparently he wants to be on my show so let's be nice to him and make him feel welcome," I told the crowd. The crowd cheered loudly as Tai-Lung who was a great villain blushed a bit.
"Thank you for allowing me on your show Ms. Shadow," Tai-Lung said politely.
"Anytime Ti-Lung and please call me Shadow everyone else here does," I told him. Then I faced the audience as I revealed another shocking thing. "Now I know most of you have seen the sequel so to be fair I brought some guests from the sequel to be interviewed. Please welcome Po's parents, the Soothsayer and hold on to your seats folks but Lord Shen," I said as the new guests were put on stage. Shen was chained up and the Five along with Po watched him like a hawk.
"This is an outrage why am I chained like an animal but that Tai-Lung person is not?" demanded Shen.
"Because he promised to behave you however threatened to kill Po on the spot. So, if you want to be on my show you will follow my rules," I told him firmly. Shen growled at me and I growled back causing Monkey to laugh.
"I like her that Shadow has spunk," he said softly.
"Excuse me um Shadow exactly why are we here?" Tigress asked coolly folding her arms.
"I am glad you asked Master Tigress. You see I am a big Kung Fu Panda fan. I like all the movies and like most can't wait for the third movie. I do watch the Legends of Awesomeness on TV and I read stories on fanfiction about Kung Fu Panda. The reason you all are here is that your fans. Yes, even Shen and Tai-Lung have fans. They all have questions they would like to ask you all so, here you all our. I will interview you all separately that way you all get your own time to answer questions. But if one question seems too personal just say pass or I rather not answer and you won't have to answer. This show is all about having fun and letting your fans get to know you better," I told her smiling.
Tigress nodded her head and said," I am not sure I like this idea. No offense to you Shadow,"
"Oh come on Ti, it will be fun," Po said smiling at her.
"I agree with Po, maybe having people know us better can improve things and our image to young minds," Shifu said smiling.
"This will be fun but I am so nervous," Viper said.
"Easy Master Viper just relax and have fun with it," I told her.
"Finally the people will learn how I was robbed and deserve to rule all of Chine!" Shen exclaimed.
"Oh shut up feather head," Tia-Lung told him.
"Looks who talking don't you think you deserve to be Dragon Warrior?" Shen asked Tia-Lung.
"Look I learned my lesson and I don't need a title to prove I am strong. After the movie Po and I became friends and I realized I was behaving like a spoiled brat and I refuse to make the same mistakes twice. Unlike some people I learned my lesson," Tai-Lung told Shen.
"What is that supposed to mean fuzz face?" Shen demanded.
"Okay security mind taking Lord Shen to one of the private rooms," I said and Shen was carried away. After that the crowd calmed down.
"I wonder if I can talk about noodles." Mr. Ping asked as he wondered if he looked alright.
"Oh Po, looks so much like you Xavier," Po's mom said happily.
"Yeah but he has your heart my love," Po's dad whispered. Po smiled at his parents and squeezed his dad's hand. He was happy he had his dad and his parents in his life.
"So, who is going to be interviewed first?" Mantis asked.
"Glad you asked Master Mantis I shall draw a name and whoever's name I pick is the one I interview," I told them. I showed them a black top hat and drew a name. "Master Oogway shall be first so if you all will go backstage and wait your turns. I shall ask Master Oogway some questions. Everyone got up and left as Oogway remained seated.
"I hope I can answer your questions the best I can," Master Oogway said smiling.
"I am sure you will be able too," I told him. "Alright folks I am interviewing Master Oogway so if you have any questions for him send them to me now," I said. And then we went to commercial as I gathered up questions from the fans.
Author's Note: So what do you all think. Hope you all liked it and please review and send me some questions to ask Master Oogway.