Hey, lilarino here! This is a Len x Gumi fanfic, though it won't seem quite like it in the first chapter

Reviews are sincerely appreciated and I will consider suggestions for the story~

DISCLAIMER: LILARINOFANFICGODDESS DOES NOT OWN VOCALOID

Well... um this is awkward to start a diary entry...

Erm... how can I begin?

Ah! I'm gonna introduce myself.

Well... I'm Gumi Megpoid, age of 15.

I just transferred from Crypton Y. High School to Yamada C. High.

Well... The new uniforms are. Well. Different.

Let's say, Gakupo (my 'beloved' older cousin/legal guardian) sent the wrong measurements...

Now the skirt is about well...

2 inches above my mid-thigh and I swear if I bend over my 'Fruit-of-Loomies' are clear into the open.

Yeah... by the words being written in you seeming witty, you think I must think I'm open, right?

W.R.O.N.G Totally WRONG. Wrong, like how my first day of school went.

Being in a new school equals starting off with a completely blank slate.

Yours truely never had that big of a social life one or two friends at school.

But that's where I kept them... At school.

Well, unlike my old school Yamada High is walking distance...

Yay. (If you can't tell, that was in a sarcastic manner)

Though, I happen to have the grace of a water buffalo. I even trip on flat ground.

Who else does that?

So here goes this oaf (also known as myself) tripping over almost every single sidewalk crack.

Oh, what a sight THAT must have been! (Again, with the sarcasm)

Once your gracefulness arrived at the first few steps of the entrance to a jungle (or the synonym of highschool)

guess exactly what she does.

Falls flat on her face while everyone else is watching.

Is there anyone to offer her a hand? No.

Anyone to ask if she's ok?

No.

Anyone who laughs at her?

Unfortunately, yes.

Well, I just hope with all my might this impression of me doesn't last

Of course, with my luck it absolutely HAD to be the rage of the school.

"Oh, have you heard about that klutzy green-haired freak? Green is SO Miku's color anyways!"

Or, "Geez, loner alert strong at 4 bars!"

Yup. Nice welcome. I feel the love. (Am I just in a sarcastic mood today, or what?)

My schedule reads-

*1st period- Math (Great, adding gibberish to gibberish makes PERFECT sense!)

*2nd period- English (Hmmmmmmmm... if my brain doesn't shrivel up of boredom, it's not THAT bad)

*3rd period- Physical Education (Why should P.E even be in school, the only thing I come out with is the B.O of sweat)

*4th period- Lunch (Macaroni slop? I'll PASS)

*5th period- Free-hour (Probably is going to be the highlight of my day...)

*6th period- Science (God PLEASE let me not make anything explode unless it is supposed to!

*7th period- Homeroom (This may not be as bad...)

Well... right now I'm in math reviewing this 'Matrices' crap while some kid next to me is picking his nose...ew.

The girl to my other side is shooting me death glares... Meiko is her name I think...

Well, so far high school here in Yamada is a total drum roll please... FLOP!

P.E was painful.

Physically AND mentally.

With me having the physical capability of a goldfish it was a no-brainer that the other team would be proclaimed victorious!

The sport was dodgeball. The thing about highschool dodgeball or highschool in general is that it has a dog-eat-dog mentality.

The other team had Luka Megurine, tall, tanned, with silky salmon hair and is athletic to the C!

Our team was decreasing like a bug swatter against helpless fruit flies (yes, thats how bad it was).

"What is that?" Teto Kasane pointed out at the girls' locker room as you slipped out of my bag.

"Aherm... n-nothing j-just my r-r-reading log...heh heh" I stuttered.

Wink, wink ;) yup, reading log!

"O...kay?" Teto responded with an expression saying 'psh, she is as bad as the rumors, after all'.

I mentaly facepalmed myself, why can't I make friends?

GAH. Lunch was HOR-RI-BLE!

I'm furiuosly scribbling into balancing on top of a toilet in the girl's bathroom.

It smells nasty.

Like 'Twilight Woods' perfume from 'Bath & Body Works' and fresh tampon.

FYI: NOT a pleasant scent.

Lemme tell you, they won't be making that into an air freshiner anytime soon!

Now, back to what happened at lunch.

So, carrying my 'slop-on-a-tray' I headed to the loners' table.

So the most popular girl in school *cough cough* Miku trips me.

Now, can you guess where the slop lands?

Of course, with the impecable luck of yours truely the macaroni & barf lands on the head of Len Kagamine.

Len is one of the most popular guys in Yamada from what heard, at least recieving 3 love letters at his locker a day.

After that happened the whole cafeteria went silent and I ran as fast as my legs could take me before tears would show up.

I swear 'Gumi Megpoid- Died of embarassement will be on my tombestone.

Ah ha! There's the bell!

Finally! School was a TOTAL nightmare!

Gah... people keep on calling me four-foot now...

That prick Gakupo is STILL making me go to school tommorow

Utterly exausted,

Gumi

Hoped ya liked it ;3

Remember, REVIEW!

Also, if you want to see a character in a specific role, lemme know! (Example: Miku as the bitchy prep)

See ya!

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