I slightly changed this chapter and the next two because I realised that in the actual episode they called Xander Alex, this is just for people who read it before and noticed my mistake.

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I sit up looking around, screaming a little when I see a guy next to me with his arm around me. Looking down I sigh as I realise my clothes are still on. "Hey." He seems familiar but can't remember who he is. Actually, I can't remember anything.

"Hey?" I wonder if he knows who I am. Our heads whip around when we hear a scream followed by another, more feminine scream. A guy, who also looks familiar, fell of a counter onto a girl, about 15 years old. Looking around the room, I see that there's other people who look confused and like they've just woke up.

The 15 year old is the first to speak, "Who, who are you guys?"

A blonde girl tries to comfort her, I frown staring at them they look similar to each other. The blonde says, "Hey, don't worry."

The younger one shrinks away, "Please don't hurt me!"

"It's okay, I don't know anyone either."

"Yeah? Who are you?"

The question seemed to catch her of guard. Hmm, maybe I'm not the only one who doesn't remember anything. Suddenly, the boy next to me stands up. "Who are you freaks?"

"You don't know me?" I ask confused.

"I don't have a clue."

"But you just acted all "hey.""

"Yeah, 'cause I thought you were a girl and I'd remember in a second but-"

"I am a girl!" I say offended, "I'm... not sure who I am."

"Okay... why was I on the ground? And why are you all staring at me? Is this some kind of psych test? Am I Getting paid for this? Is this a bad dream?" He pinches himself to check. "Yow, okay, no. Am I in trouble? I didn't do it! And if I did, it was an accident."

A man a bit older than the rest of us said to the "hey" guy, "It's not just you. Does anyone remember anything?"

A blond guy with a leather jacket speaks up, "nope." Both him and the older guy have British accents. Hmm

We all gather round a table as the older Brit says, "Perhaps we all got terribly drunk and we're having some kind of black-out."

The youngest stuttered, "I don't think I d-drink." I feel sorry for her, she's almost crying.

"I don't see any booze; I don't feel any head bumps; and I don't see Alan Funt." Another girl says.

"Okay... I'm not panicking, I'm not, I'm not. Stop looking at me like I'm panicking." And there's "hey" guy.

Something in the corner of my I catches my attention, "look at the the things on these shelves: weird jars of weird stuff and weird books with weird covers 'magic for beginners' oh."

The only person who did say anything finally says, "A magic shop. A real magic shop." I smile, she's pretty.

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Finally, we decide that magic is the thing that caused us to lose our memory. We know all our names apart from Joan, who obviously decided to call herself Joan. My names Willow. Joan and Dawn are sisters, Rupert and Randy are father and son, Anya's engaged to Rupert an I'm dating Alexander (or just Alex). Also, Tara and I are study buddies. I couldn't help feeling disappointed when I found out I was dating Alex. Tara's hot. Stop thinking that, you're straight!

We open the door to go to the hospital and scream as we come face to fangs. Vampires! We slam the door in there face. "Send out spike!"

"They seem to want spikes." Apparently Rupert's good at pointing out the obvious.

"Oh, I saw some!" Randy picks up some spikes, "Let's give 'em these!"

We try to escape through a sewer but one of the vampires grab Joan. She manages to fight back and kill it. We stare as it turns to dust, but we don't have long as the other attacks her. This time Randy grabs his head and twists, it collapses to the floor into another pile of dust. When he turns back towards us I feel my heart jump. Vampire! But he seemed so nice. Pooh.