AuThOr'S NoTe I was watching Robin hood Men in Tights (VERY funny movie) and this idea
sorta popped up in my head
Hope ya like it!
-Moony :)

DiScLaImEr I OWN NOTHING (except my character Rose Black!) J.K Owns the rest!

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Robin Hood- Preformed by your very own Marauders! (And Lily and Rose!)

Robin Hood- Remus Lupin
Little John- Sirius Black
Friar Tuckman (Tuck) and A Merry Man whos name will be James- James Potter
Maid Marian- Rose Black
A Merry Man and Person in the Town- Peter Pettigrew
Sheriff of Natingham- Lucius Malfoy
Price John- Serverus Snape
Maid Marians best friend Whos name will Lilian- Lily Evans
The crowd and some other Merry Men- Gryffindor students
The people with The bad people- The Slytherins

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*Curtain Opens*


*Old Time Music Plays in Background as Robin, Little John and James walk in*

*Little John is laughing at something he's reading*

Little John- Hahahahahaha

James- What be so funny Little John?

Little John- These scripts did you read these!

*James whispers something in Little Johns ear that sounds like 'Sirius stuff it' and Little John
throws James a look*

Robin Hood- Guys stop it come on we are nearing the cit- Sirius your right who did right these
scripts!

*McGonagall enters on stage right*

McGonagall- BOYS! GET ON WITH IT!

James- But-

McGonagall- DON'T BUT ME JAMES POTTER!

James- Y-y-yes mam.

*McGonagall exits*

Robin- Now where were we ahhh yes....ON TO THE CITY!

James and Little John- TO THE CITY!

*They walk to the city that seems to be helplessly in poverty*

Robin- What happened here good people of this er...town?

Person in the town- Prince John came and collected our taxes which was also all our money!

Little John- I don't get it...

Person in town- WE HAVE NO MONEY...WHAT DON'T YOU GET!!

Little John- The no money part...

James- I'll explain it to you later John.

Robin- *rolls his eyes* Why would he want to do that and...who is Prince John?

Prince John- *swings in from a rope and crashes into empty wine kegs and stands up, brushes him
self off* I am!

All them- *gasp* IT'S SNAPE!

Little John- AHH HE...MUST...DIE!

Prince John- *rolls his eyes* I am NOT Snape..well I am but I'm not in this play...and you can
NEVER kill me *laughs evilly*

Robin- You will pay for this Sn- I mean John!

Little John- What did I do *frowns*

James- Not you Little John...he means Prince John.

Little John- Ahh I see...

Prince John- As I said you can NEVER kill me...because I have THE SHERIFF OF NAT..um
NAT.. what is it again?

Everyone- NATINGHAM! (A/N Did I spell that right?)

Prince John- Yes yes thats it...well anyway here he is...

Sheriff- HAHAHA yes it's me THE SHERIFF OF THAT LITTLE TOWN HAHAHA!

Robin, James, and Litle John- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Sheriff- *confused* What? Whats wrong?

James- your.....your wearing...TIGHTS!! HAHAHAHAHA!

Sheriff- *embarresed* Y-yes but...but SO ARE YOU!

James- AHH I AM! WHOS THE COSTUME DESIGNER HERE!

*Lily walks on stage*

Lily- I am and I think you look cute in tights! So deal with it Jamsie!

*Lily walks off stage*

*James' face turns bright red*

Robin and L John- Awwww cute little JAAAAAAAMMMMMSSSSSIIIIIE looks so cute in his
little tights!

James- *Still bright red* Well you guys are wearing tights too....

Little John- I can take care *transfigures tights into dark green leather pants and shirt into a half
open blouse and a leather vest over it with a small green hat on with a red feather in it*

Robin and James- What about us! *frowns*

Little John- OH! Sorry... *does the same to them*

*Lily walks back on stage*

Lily- I like these pants a lot better! W000 H000! *kisses James*

*Lily walks of stage*

James- Woo....hoo..yeah! *faints*

Robin- He..he...ON TO ACT TWO!

Little John- TO ACT TWO!

*Curtian falls*