Harry James Potter and Ronald Bilius Wesley were, to say the absolute least, galvanized by the release of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, an electronic video game released for Microsoft Windows, Xbox 360 and Playstation III.
Though they spent copious amounts of currency on it, they were unequivocally positive that it would be the most inordinate of excesses to be released in the electronic video game industry.
Upon retrieving the object of their desires, they immediately returned to Ronald Bilius Wesley's household, where they placed the copy of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim into Ronald Bilius Wesley's Xbox 360.
Indeed, Harry James Potter and Ronald Bilius Wesley promptly found that The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim was indeed the single most gratifying electronic video game they had ever interacted with.
Approximately.
Indeed, the singular element keeping them from an immaculately superlative experience was that Harry James Potter and Ronald Bilius Wesley were disconsolately incompetent at The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
"What ever shall we attempt to rectify this predicament, Ronald Bilius Wesley?" Harry James Potter questioned, his tone despondent, yet continuously optimistic.
"I am not aware of any solution to our current quandary regarding our inability to succeed at playing the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Harry James Potter... Unless, of course, the two of us were to utilize our magical abilities taught to us by Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to transfer our physical forms into the electronic video game's programming!" Ronald Bilius Wesley stated, his voice slowly evolving from a state of melancholic despair into absolute excitement.
"Of course, Ronald Bilius Wesley! A plan of this magnitude is deserving of some variety of award ceremony!" Harry James Potter exclaimed.
And so our story commences.