This is the Non Judging Breakfast Club. =) enjoy! Based off 'The Mallpisode' from The OC
"Ow…what the hell?" Blair woke up in a tangle of limbs, rubbing her groggy dark brown, doe like eyes. She swatted the dark blue blazer clad arm right next to her. The body stirred and grumbled. "CHUCK. WAKE UP!" Instead of him waking up, Serena woke up pouting. "Ow…what's going on?" She ran a hand through her blonde wavy hair. "S, it looks like we're in a storage closet…for Bendels?" She glanced at all of the Bendels signs on the walls and nodded. "Yeah Bendels..." Serena shook her head, covering both hands over her face. "Oh no…how did we end up in here?" Nate sat up rubbing his bright blue eyes, his golden hair was disheveled, yet still falling into his eyes. "What's going on?"
"Um…well we've been trying to figure that out. I have no idea, maybe this stupid mother chucker would know!" Nate laughed rubbing the back of his neck groaning a little. "I think we all fell asleep…what time is it?" Serena pulled out her blackberry and frowned. "It's dead." Blair pulled out her zebra print Sidekick 08 and pouted, "It's 11:40. Somebody wake this idiot up please?" He turned over revealing his irresistibly sexy dark features and she smiled softly. Serena noticed this and shook her. "Wake him up!" Blair sighed a little and shook her head. "Fine…" She shook his arm and he sat up smiling a little admiring her not so subtle cleavage. "Chuck…ew. No. Stop. What are we doing here?" Serena asked glaring at him, while crossing her arms.
Blair began to blush and grinned at the floor, as he cleared his throat. "Well little Miss Jenny-" Nate shuddered a little causing Blair and Serena to burst into a fit of giggles. "-was showing Blair over here her new dresses, and she must have let us stay in here over the time limit, and didn't think to wake us up. So we fell asleep, now we have to wait here until opening." "Which is?" Serena cut in waving her hands in the air frantically. "Well I would think 10:00, considering Jenny used to leave Dan's-" Now it was Serena's time to cringe. "-house early to get to work." Nate said standing up and dusting off his Armani custom made blazer. "Oh well that's just great! Now I'm stuck with this Basstard over here. Somebody kill me now." Chuck sneered. "Well I would kill you, but who'd be there to satisfy all of my nee-" Serena cut in waving her hands dismissively.
"Okay stop there please. I'd rather not know about my best friend, and her lover's sex life." "HE'S NOT MY LOVER." "Oh so you're not denying the sex life right?" Nate asked jokingly, winking at a grinning Chuck as Serena fake gagged. Blair slapped Chuck's shoulder again and stalked off to the racks of clothing. "So which dresses did she show us? Because all of these are hideous." Nate sighed and walked over to Serena helping her up. Serena giggled at Blair's comment and started pulling out random dresses. "We should take these!" Blair's eyes bulged out. "Umm…Serena? Grand theft dresses is not going to happen." Chuck walked over to Blair and rubbed her shoulders. "You really need to relax Queen B."
She turned around and glared at him. "Don't touch me, don't call me that, and don't even look at me ever again." Chuck feigned a look of mock hurt, and smirked. "Whatever princess. I don't need your company." "Then why are you still talking to me, and looking at me?" Nate and Serena exchanged a look of knowing and started to laugh. "WHAT?" Chuck and Blair yelled in unison, causing the two golden haired ex lovers to burst out in hysterics. Chuck rolled his eyes and sat in the corner ignoring them all. Blair rolled her eyes and crossed her arms. "Please tell me what's so funny." Serena shook her head and took Blair's hands into her own. "You two are perfect for each other."
Both of their eyes widened and Chuck stood up marching over to his best friend. "Nathaniel, do not tell me you think the same thing." Nate patted Chuck's shoulder and laughed. "It's true. It's like watching an old married couple." Chuck grunted and glared at Blair. "Don't even think about us getting married Blair." "As if! Are you kidding me? That thought never crossed my mind. I'd rather vacation in Brooklyn than marry you." Serena looked down. "Blair…not Brooklyn. Pick another place." "Fine…the Ozarks." Serena nodded triumphantly and glared at Chuck. "I would never want you two to get married anyway." Nate backed away holding his hands up in defense.
"Not getting involved." "Why not?" Chuck asked facing Serena. Blair put her hands on her hips glaring at Chuck. "Why do you care? What, do you want to get married to me someday?" "No…" Nate stepped in and nodded. "Yes he does." "Nate shut up." Chuck said clenching his jaw. Nate shook his head and grinned a little. "C'mon man…" "Let's see who gets some of my herbal pleasure the next time I'm lighting up." Nate frowned a little which caused Serena to giggle and skip over to Nate whispering in his ear. He nodded smiling a little, and whispered back into her ear. "Oh real mature." Chuck said crossing his arms. Blair glared at Chuck. "Chuck shut up. S, what did he just tell you?" Serena stuck her tongue out mockingly at Chuck, and skipped over to Blair. "Nothinggg. Just a good bit of info."
Nate nodded and went over to the racks looking at the colorful, designer dresses. "This one fits you." Nate said holding up a dark green strapless, mini bubble hemmed cocktail dress. "Who?" Chuck asked touching the silky material. Serena cocked her head to side and Blair tapped her finger to her chin. "Serena. Purple's more of your color Blair." Chuck shook his head and thumbed through the dresses passing a red plunge line Dolce and Gabbana dress. "No red is." Serena raised an eyebrow amused and watched Nate and Chuck dispute over which color fits Blair. She smiled with an amused expression riding across her gorgeous features. Why were they fighting over this…better yet. Why did Chuck care? She knew why Nate cared; he needed to be right all the time.
"Blair which color do you like better?" Serena asked holding up the dresses. Nate's choice was simple yet model like, super short. She figured he was more of a leg guy. And then she gazed at Chuck's choice. A red dress, with a plunging neckline, ruffled off the shoulder sleeves, and tight around the waist. It cinched on the sides where the thighs would settle. Basically Nate's was a normal cocktail dress, but Chuck's would make her shine. Plus it revealed everything possible. "Chuck you just picked this dress out because it shows off every body part possible." Chuck winked holding up the dress. "Not every." Serena rolled her eyes and grabbed the green dress holding it up to her body.
"I'm taking this dress. And Blair you should take your dress. It's payback to Jenny." "But you love Jenny!" Nate rolled his eyes and exchanged murmurs with Chuck. "Well actually I love Dan." Blair's eyes widened. "FINALLY! You admit it. God I thought you never would." Serena shrugged and stared at the dress. "Whatever B…anyway I think we should take them." Blair nodded and high-fived Serena giggling. "We're partners in crime!" Serena nodded and hugged Blair tucking their dresses into her oversized blue Kate Spade boho purse. Blair looked at her dress and smiled at Chuck who was looking at the scarves. She strode over to Chuck grinning, and leaning in close.
Trying to ignore the body heat he smiled, and tried to remain cool. "Yes Blair?" "What, you don't want help on searching for a new scarf?" "You know Blair, I could make fun of you and your stupid headbands but I don't, do I?" He asked narrowing his eyes at her. She pouted and touched her gold headband. "You don't like my headbands?" "I like them just about as much as I like you." Nate and Serena were too busy flirting in the corner to notice the argument that was bound to occur any moment. "Listen I don't criticize your lame scarf. So don't criticize my headbands. God…I wish I could just strangle you with that stupid scarf!" Chuck grabbed Blair's wrist before she could walk away.
"Blair…listen." She turned to him and frowned. His face softened a bit, and her eye's widened. "I do like you…a lot. You know that." She shook her head. "You don't show it." She said teasingly. "Blair…c'mon seriously. You know I envied Nate, that lame Lord Marcus…" Blair grinned and traced her finger down his jaw line. "You were jealous?" "I said envious." "Same thing." "No. It's not." She shook her head. "Whatever Chuck. I know you don't want to play games, but I love games." The word love. The word they could never say to each other, because of their fear…God. How pathetic. He traced his thumb across her hand while holding onto the other hand. "I do as well, but I don't feel like playing them. It's either… being extremely mean to each other, or be together. And obviously we're not ready for that second option."
Nate and Serena stopped and looked over at Chuck and Blair. Was this it? Were they finally going to admit their love for each other? Blair's phone beeped disrupting the silence that just spread throughout the storage room. Nate sighed in defeat and started whispering to Serena again. As Blair checked her phone, Chuck continued to search through the rack trying to ignore the pang at his heart. "So, how are you and Vanessa?" Nate nodded smiling widely. "We're really good. We had a date tonight but obviously I had to cancel. She understands though." Serena nodded and hugged Nate quickly. "I'm so proud of you Nate. Finally settling down… with the right girl this time."
Nate smiled at Blair who was staring at Chuck while talking to what seemed to be Dorota. "Yeah… Blair and Chuck…who knew? They're perfect together. I just wish they could see that." Serena nodded and pouted a little. "My little B…I think they do see it. They just will never admit it. They're like the same person." Nate shuddered jokingly and started looking at all of the ties. "Yeah…it's scary. I wish they were together from the start." Serena nodded sadly. "Me too…" "So do you miss Dan?" "All the time…hey wanna ask Vanessa if he misses me?" She asked jokingly punching his shoulder. He laughed a little and nodded. "Will do."
Chuck was trying to ignore the fluttering in his stomach. The smell of her perfume and even the proximity of her body were giving him heat all over. It made his knees buckle, and his head spin. What could he say? He was in love. With…none other than, Blair Cornelia Waldorf. But he would never admit that. What if she was just playing him? What if didn't work out? No one could ever love him anyway. He stopped on a black and red striped scarf, with the initials "BW" on the bottom in gold tiny script letters. He didn't care who it was made by he wanted it. For some reason he had to have it. She came up behind him and rested her head onto his shoulder. "What do you have there?" He hid the initials quickly and turned his head slightly to smile at her, their cheeks almost touching.
"A new scarf." She smiled and grabbed it out of his hands wrapping it around her neck. She giggled as he chased her around the storage room. "Hey give that back!" Serena and Nate turned to look at them chasing each other around, and rolled their eyes playfully, continuing their conversation. "Bla-" "Owwww!" Blair cried as Chuck landed on top of her, and a box full of shirts. He leaned in grabbing the scarf, and slinking it off her neck. She smiled teasingly and grabbed the end of it looking at the initials quickly. "Is this the reason you settled on this scarf?" He shrugged. "Maybe...why do you care?" She didn't answer she just reached into her blue pleated skirt and pulled out a tiny gold heart.
She unclipped the back and grabbed his scarf pinning the heart next to the 'B'. "There…now you'll think of me when you wear it." He grinned and played with the heart looking back into her eyes. "I already was." She touched his cheek softly and pulled him in for a kiss. He responded softly touching her thigh and moving up to her waist. She let him flicker his tongue into her mouth before she moaned and ran her hands through his dark brown hair. Nate raised an eyebrow. "Was that a moan?" Serena giggled and as they sneaked around to the corner their eyes widened. Serena playfully covered Nate's eyes, and once he swatted them away playfully they started hysterically laughing.
Chuck stiffened and immediately jumped to his feet. He avoided Serena and Nate's gaze and helped Blair to her feet. They smiled at each other a little embarrassed and pretended to fix their hair. "Wow…if you just lessened your clothes it would've been a full on porno in here." Nate said softly hitting Chuck's shoulder. Chuck grinned and took Blair's hand pulling her to the opposite corner. Serena shook her head. "My goodness those two…really need to get together." "What time is it?" Nate asked looking at Serena's phone. "It's dead… remember?"
"It's 2:35." Blair answered before reverting back to making out with Chuck. Nate sighed. "Only eight more hours…can we do this?" Serena slumped to the floor digging through her purse. "Let's try." Nate nodded and slumped next to her feeling slightly tired. "I'm about to pass out again." Serena nodded resting her head on his shoulder. "Let's take a nap. Hopefully it'll be around 10 when we wake up!" He nodded against her head and closed his eyes. "It'll give those two somewhat privacy if we do…" They laughed and drifted off to sleep…This night was far from over.
So what'd you guys think? I hope it's not boring, or confusing!! R&R. I tried to make it different more humorous than anything =) hope it worked! Any suggestions for the next chapter?