Mello VS Near
by ~cherrywolf99
I DO NOT OWN DEATH NOTE
I don't have the beginning of the convo, sorry
Mello: ...
Near: Why answer a question with a question?
Mello: There was no question.
Near: Yes, there was.
Mello: Where is Matt?
Near: With peach.
Mello: Peach, from that video game?
Near: Yes.
Mello: He left me for a woman from a video game?
Near: That's awful.
Mello: Yes it is. How do you know where he is?
Near: I recognise your accent.
Mello: What!
Near: I'm a human, I know I think, can't be sure that you do though.
Mello: Shut up Near!
Near: Don't tell me what to do then.
Mello: I didn't tell you what to do.
Near: Or did you?
Mello: I didn't I would know if I did.
Near: You did.
Mello: No, no I didn't.
Near: Yes you did.
Mello: Go eat your legos.
Near: No. You go eat your face.
Mello: Is that a remark about my burn scar?
Near: I don't know, google it.
Mello: At least I don't still play with toys.
Near: You don't think. You just tinker with my heartstrings.
Mello: Near, you are emotionless, how can I tinker with your heart stings?
Near: Yes.
Mello: So you agree?
Near: No.
Mello: I'm with Matt, deal with it.
Near: Have you ever had a hissy fit?
Mello: How dare you.
Near: No, how dare you!
Mello: Halle likes me better than you!
Near: She is an actress not an actor.
Mello: Are you saying she fakes liking me?
Near: No, but you are a bit stupid.
Mello: You! I am better than you Near! I'll catch Kira. Then I will show you who is stupid.
Near: Have a nice day. I willl catch up with you later.
Mello: I know where the SPK is Near, you can't just disappear.
Near: No its not but thats very clever!
Mello: Yes it is, you moved to Japan.
Near: I didn't move. I've been in Canada my whole life.
Mello: We grew up together in England Near.
Near: I'm not in England, but I want to be.
Mello: That's because you are in Japan.
Near: Well then, no need to insult me!
Mello: How is that an insult?
Near: It wasn't an insult.
Mello: Whatever sheep boy.
Near: Do you have a girlfriend?
Mello: I have Matt.
Near: That's not cool. That's cheating. Cheating is bad.
Mello: How is that cheating?
Near: Because if I told you the answer, you wouldn't be proving it by yourself.
Mello: I didn't ask for help with the Kira case.
Near: I know.
Mello: Then why did you say that. You know I left to prove myself.
Near: You know I know you know.
Mello: I'm not giving you any information on Kira.
Near: Why not?
Mello: Because, unlike you, I work to find my information.
Near: Thats cool. I'm into acting I would love to be an actress one day.
Mello: I never knew that about you 0.o.
Near: There's a lot of things you don't know about me.
Mello: I don't want to know about you.
Near: I told you my name earlier. What was it?
Mello: Nate River.
Near: What do you like about him?
Mello: I don't like you.
Near: You just said you did, though.
Mello: I NEVER said that!
Near: You did so!
Mello: I said I like Matt Not you!
Near: Thats nice but my name is not douglas. Why did you call me that?
Mello: WTF o.0 Did you really eat your legos?
Near: K I'm jake.
Mello:...Lies!
Near: No, you are the liar!
Mello: The gun in my pants says otherwise.
Near: Well don't say something that has nothing to do with the topic out of the blue.
Mello: Near, I am going to go find Matt now.
Near: No you are not we are going to talk about star wars!
Mello: No! I am going to go find Matt.
Near: Ok, that should give me enough time to cook and eat all of the pets in your house.
Mello: What?
Near: You aren't behaving smart.
Mello: And You're behaving like Beyond Birthday!
Near: And you're being someone that is named Prudence.
Mello: I am not a prude!
Near: Yes you are!
Mello: Bite me Near!
Near: Where shall I bite you?
Mello: Do you want me or something?
Near: Like what?
Mello: Like in a dirty way?
Near: You're making no sense.
Mello: Near, Stop eating toys, they are messing with your head. I am going to go find Matt now, so sod off.
Near: Why did you write 'head' in capital letters?
Mello: Bye Near...
Near: Not mars?
Mello: Leaving now.
Near: Yes.