Prologue: "Total Drama Haunted"

Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama or The Ridonculous Race.

Crash!

Bang!

Near a stormy haunted mansion, a camera crew and a host were displayed outside. Inside a truck, a makeup and hair crew were styling up a middle aged man with luscious black hair and black eyes. His aftershave was tickled by the outside weather.

He complained, "Someone! Close that door!"

"Shut it! You baby!" a buff man with a chef hat yelled back.

"What is it Chef? I'm in the middle of something very important."

"The producers want you out in five. You're taking too long," he informed.

"Long? It's not my fault that some people here were wrongfully hired," the makeup and hair crew rolled their eyes.

After five long and grueling minutes, Chris finally arrived outside. Only to have forgotten that it is raining outside and ended up making all of that hard work for nothing.

He sighed dramatically, "You know what, just edit it out."

Chris cleared his throat and the camera records, "Welcome to another season of Total Drama! This time we are going to be in a haunted mansion," he hysterically laughs.

A short old lady went up to Chris, "Wait, you want to record in my mansion?"

"Umm...yeah."

She jumped with joy and packed up her car in a hurry, "See ya later, suckers!" she drove off.

"Okay then, anyways, returning this season is-"

A low budget bus arrived.

"Noah!"

"A haunted mansion? How original for the month of October."

"Ignoring that, Trent!"

"Man, it has been a long time since I was on."

"Duncan!"

"Ooh, what a scary mansion!" Duncan exclaimed sarcastically.

"Hey! Do you want to go back to jail for destroying my cottage?"

"It was a mansion!"

"Also returning, Courtney, who is defending her boyfriend."

"Ugh! Please! I'm not dating that oaf again!" Courtney denies.

"Please princess, we all know you still like me," he teases.

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"

Chris annoyingly cleared his throat, "Also another babe of Duncan's, Gwen!"

"I'm not dating him anymore either," Gwen corrected.

"Whatever you say, also Gwen's rival, Heather."

"This time I better get my million!"

"Heather's rival and lover, Alejandro is also coming back."

"Aww, my dear Heather! We reunite once again," Alejandro sang lustfully.

"Shut it you idiot!" Heather blushed furiously.

"Now from the next generation, Dawn."

She suddenly appeared next to Duncan which made him shrill like a little girl.

"Our hero, Brick, is also making a comeback."

"Reporting for duty, sir!" he saluted to Chris.

"I like that, also his anti-version is here too, Jo."

"That's right and I'm going to win."

"I won't let you!" Brick announced.

"Whatever ya say, Shirley."

"Another super couple that is returning is, Mike and Zoey."

Zoey waved and Mike scratched his head.

"What's wrong Mike?"

"Hmm...I don't know."

"Anne Maria, Zoey's favorite person, is also coming back."

Anne Maria sprayed her hair so much that Zoey fainted.

Mike gasped, "I'll save you!"

As Mike was saving Zoey's life, Chris stepped over them.

Chris scratched his chin, "I wonder what I'm going to have for dinner."

Meanwhile, Mike made a hand motion to the camera that Zoey is okay.

"Lastly from that cast, Scott."

"Thank gosh we're not near any ocean, or Fang would've had me for dinner."

"A nice image is now in my head. From the next cast, Ella. Okay, who brought her back?"

Chef laughed in the background, "It was a nice suggestion, wasn't it, producers."

Ella began to dance and sing with all of the scary animals nearby.

Dawn clapped for Ella's wonderful performance, "You know your way with animals too," Dawn enthusiastically exclaimed.

"Why thank you," Ella replied.

"Enough of you two. I just hope Topher isn't coming back."

"I don't hate you that much," Chef claims.

"Really?" Chris's eyes sparkled.

"Nah! I do!"

Before Topher came out of the bus, Chris jammed the door.

"Aww Chris, you really do feel insecure around me."

"I hope you're off first," Chris snarled.

"Whatever you say, old me."

"Anyways, Max and Scarlett are also returning."

"Bwhahaha! An evil mansion is perfect for my laboratory!" Max said crazily.

"Please, you're not evil," Scarlett rolled her eyes.

"Since this is taking long, Dave, Sky, and Shawn are the last from that cast."

Dave had his hair back and was thoroughly cleaning his hands while Shawn was creeped out by a howl.

"Was that a zombie?!"

Sky went calmly up to Dave, "Umm, hey, Dave."

"Oh hello, Sky," Dave briefly huffed.

Sky sighed.

"Some tension is there. Now time for some new meat. We have some contestants from, 'The Ridonculous Race'. First up, Emma and Kitty."

Kitty took a selfie of herself and the mansion while Emma skipped to Noah.

"Noah! I've missed you so much! Now let's go plan our future lives together!"

Duncan raised an eyebrow, "How did you get a hot girlfriend?"

Noah smirked, "You don't kiss and tell."

"Unless it's on TV," Chris added, "Also from that terrible-I mean perfect show, Devin, Carrie, Ennui, and Crimson."

Devin and Carrie waved to the camera.

"We are so winning this million!" Carrie exclaimed and then high fived Devin.

Chris muttered, "Except for this is not a teamwork show..."

Ennui and Crimson sighed along with him and their bunny, Loki, hopped out of Ennui's shirt and also sighed along with them.

Chris groaned with relief, "Finally! Now let's get down to business."

A/N: This is my first Total Drama Fanfiction, so please go easy on me. I hope you guys enjoy my story. ^_^