Disclaimer: Note I do not own Gilmore Girls. I do not own the diner. I do not own any of the characters (although I wish I did own Jess. Hee hee.) I do not have any relationship to the song Sweet Child of Mine by (I think) Guns N Roses. I just thought the title was fitting. Don't sue me I am in college and have NO money and I'm going to be a teacher, so I won't have money in the future. Thanks.

Author's Note: OK so I heard there is going to be a spin off with Jess about him and his Dad. Yet we know nothing of his father. So I decided to tell the story of Jess finding out who his father is. If ya like it please review. If I get a couple of reviews I will post the shocking ending tomorrow probably. So lemme know your thoughts! Thanks. Peace out! hc
(PS: Read my buddy Jamie's story Second Chances. I have been collaborating with her on chapter 11 (I think it's 11) when Lane goes to NYC. It is a great story. She's written 99% of it, I'm just now joining the team.)

Child of Mine

It was another day at Luke's. Lorelai and Rory were once again arguing over Lorelai's secret love for Barry Manilow. Lorelai, of course, denying that she had any such feelings for Barry, the man who writes the songs that make the young girls cry.

Jess came bursting down the stairs from the apartment above the diner. "Luke, my mom just called. She said she's in town."

"What? She's in town? She's stopping by? Don't people use the telephone anymore!" Luke replied, astonished that his sister was being a responsible adult and actually checking in on her kid.

"Well, ya see Luke, so many places do not allow the use of cell phones. Maybe she couldn't call sooner because the bad man told her to put her cell phone away," Lorelai replied in her sweet, sarcastic tone. "See maybe you should rethink your policy."

"Nice try, but NO," Luke said firmly. Cell phones will be the death of us all.

"Anyway," Jess cut in, "she is coming because she says she has news about my father. To think all these years never knowing who my dad was. Just another number at the bank."

"The bank?" Rory questioned. "Is he very wealthy or something? Why is he at the bank?"

"Not that kind of a bank, Ror. I think he means the sperm bank," said Lorelai in a hushed tone.

"It's no big secret. I was a sperm bank baby. But who knows maybe my mom has some news on who my father is."

End Scene

Setting: Luke's dinner, after school.

"Jess, I've been waiting." The woman at the counter stated in a slightly agitated tone.

"Well, sorry, Mom. I kind of have this little thing called school. When you didn't show up this morning, I decided it would be a good way to pass the time."

"Well, I've only got a few minutes before I have to leave. So I thought I'd let you know what I've found out about your father. You know that I used to live in Stars Hollow, right?"

"Yeah, before you moved to New York. So?"

"Well, the truth is you are not a sperm bank baby. Your father lives here in Stars Hollow."

Luke who had been silent up to this point cut in, "For the love of God! Please tell me it's not Taylor."

Jess and Luke shuddered at the thought of Taylor having sex with Jess' mom. The thought of Taylor having sex alone is disgusting, but with my sister? Gross! thought Luke.

"Of course not Taylor. What do I look like? Desperate? Not that much. Gross," She responded, relieving both of them. "Actually, here he is," she pointed.

Everyone turned to see who the mysterious father of Jess was. Their eyes widened at the sight.