I don't own anything. In case you've forgotten, Iris is the waitress in the tavern where we first see Gene and Jim. ^^ Sorry about the late replay to the challenge. also, HUGE thanks to Fatesmon because she wrote a story involving the Anten Seven. ^^
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How the hell had he gotten himself into this? That was the only thing on the mind of Gene Starwind. He nervously tugged at the collar of his tuxedo as he gulped down his nervousness.
His sight shifted to Iris, who smiled obliviously. She didn't notice anybody staring at the piece of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of her shiny white high heels. Or the wrinkle in he snowy white wedding dress. Why was she wearing white? She wasn't even a virgin!
Gene knew that all too well. This was how he had gotten himself into this mess.
His eyes moved over to the audience. (?) Jim looked like he was about to crack up. He was so amused that he had forgotten about the unhappiness of wearing a tux. All guys hated tuxedos, and guys who willingly wore them.
Aisha was too busy staring at the cake longingly to be amused. She had missed breakfast because she slept in. A few of Iris' male relatives were staring at the Ctarl Ctarl's chest.
Fred and Melfina were sulking. They had both wanted to marry Gene. Fred knew it would've been difficult, but he wouldn't let that get him down. Melfina had her lips pursed and looked like she was going to start crying all over Fred at any second.
Suzuka was being polite and calm.
Even the MacDougall brothers were there. Harry was almost singing with joy, now that Melfina was single. He was oblivious to the curious stares of a few girls around him. Ron was being stared at by everybody. He had worn his normal clothes to the wedding, and he was being his usual gruff self.
Yes, even Hazanko and the Anten seven had come to see this amusing show. Iraga was curled up in her seat, asleep and twitching with dreams of killing Kimi and Mata. The two cats and their owner kept glancing nervously at the sleeping werewolf.
Hanmushi was trying to ignore the drooling men staring longingly at someplace on her they shouldn't. Tobeigera kept glancing over at Suzuka and blushing so well that you could see it through his mask. Hitorega was swaying back and forth, bored. Shimi (and Chibi Shimi) yawned in unison as they ate a little snack from Shimi's portable refrigerator (^^;) Jukei was managing to look dark and moody, even though he was snoring.
Hazanko shifted nervously in his seat as he tried not to hit anybody with his giant headpiece or block anyone's view.
"Gene? You with us?" the priest asked, snapping the outlaw's attention back into place.
"Huh? What?"
"Will you marry Iris?"
"Umm.... I....."
He was sweating. A lot. Iris was glaring daggers at him.
"I'm sorry! I don't know!" he said as he ran faster than the speed of light out the door.
The waitress' battle aura flared. Her eyes narrowed. "GENE STARWIND! I WILL KILL YOU!" was her battle cry as she ran after him, dropping her bouquet.
Women swarmed the bouquet, and blood covered the floor as someone emerged victorious. It was...
"SUZUKA?!"
