/authors note/

Moral of the story: people should write more suicide fanfics.

So there I was in horse land and I was thinking to myself "why am I here? I fucking hate this place" so I decided to fucking kill myself. Then I walked over to the purple horses house and I yelled FUCK YOU PURPLE HORSE I WANT TO DIE" then purple horse gave me some rope and told me to go fuck myself. So then I went over to the blue horses house and I yelled "BLUE HORSE I WANT TO HANG MYSELF FROM YOUR CLOUD HOUSE" so she told me that I could but I wouldn't because I had no balls so I told her to suck multiple penises and then I hanged myself on the cloud.

THE END