Author's note: This chapter was originally VERY hard to read, because of
the formatting, so I fixed it!! And I fixed quite a few spelling errors
that I missed..*blushes* Anyways, enjoy the new and improved chapter one!!
Authors note: I've been having a bit of writing block with my other story, so I'm writing this one until I get inspiration. This story was inspired during Science class. (What, you expect me to actually pay attention to the muggle version of Potions?!?!?!) Things in { } are Hermione's thoughts. Author's notes are in (( )),
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Magical Me, a test on Gilderoy Lockhart
Name: Hermione Granger House: Gryffindor
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color? Lilac {Hmmm. . .I wonder if mum would send me a few lilac head bands.?}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition? To rid the world of evil, and market his own range of hair-care products {oooh, I hope he makes a range of hair products! One of them would be bound to help with my hair!!!!!}
What, in your opinion, is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date? Banishing the Bandon Banshee using only a simple levitating charm {he is so wonderful-not even I could do that!}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite animal? The unicorn {Oh, that just shows how sensitive he truly is!}
How many times has Gilderoy Lockhart won the Witch Weekly's Most-Charming Smile Award? 5 {He should have won it every year. . .-_-}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's shoe size? 10 ½
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's preferred type of quill? A large peacock quill {I've seen his peacock quill, its truly marvelous! I wish I'd thought to buy one in Diagon Alley.}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite book? Gadding With Ghouls, by Gilderoy Lockhart {That's my favorite too!! I simply loved it! All of his books are marvelous!}
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite author? Himself {Isn't it wonderful at how much self confidence he has!}
Which was Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite book to write? Magical Me {Oh, that one was truly Magical! He has had such an interesting life so far!}
How old is Gilderoy Lockhart? 38 {Oh, but he only looks 20! Hmm, I wonder if it would be wrong for a 12 year old and a 38 year old to get together. . .its only 26 years apart!}
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite relative? Rita Skeeter, his reporter cousin {Oh, I want to read some of her work sometime! She must be wonderfully kind!}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's house elf named? Plunky {Oh, what a sweet name! I wonder if he named her?}
What is the name of Gilderoy Lockhart's cat? Banshee Why did Gilderoy Lockhart choose this name? To remind himself of his heroic defeat of the Bandon Banshee {*Sigh*}
Where is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite vacation spot? Paris {Oh, mine too!! My parents and I go there almost every summer. . .maybe I'll see him there sometime! *giggle giggle*}
Where does Gilderoy Lockhart call home? London
Where did Gilderoy Lockhart go to school? Hogwarts
Which house was he in? Hufflepuff {He should have been a Gryffindor, he's marvelously heroic!}
Which house does he feel he should have been in and why? Gryffindor, because he's very heroic and brave!! {So true. . .}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's mother's name? Blondelle Lockhart {Hmmm, if she were to become my mother in law, do you think I could call her Blondie?}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's mother's maiden name? Skeeter
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's father's name? Gilderoy Lockhart IV {I wonder how many people know that his name is really Gilderoy Lockhart I I I? Hmmm, that does sound dashing!}
Who cuts Gilderoy Lockhart's hair? Plunky, his house elf {I wonder. . .maybe, if I asked Plunky nicely, she would give me a lock of his hair!!!!!}
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite Greek god? Narcissus {Ok, so that's not really a god.but anybody could make that mistake!} ((hehe Narcissus was this guy who was madly in love with himself, and one day, as he stared at his reflection, he was cursed by the gods, and he got turned into a flower on the spot, so he could always admire himself. Very vain, Narcissus was!))
Which is the most frightening magical creature, in Gilderoy Lockhart's opinion? None! Gilderoy Lockhart is brave and fearless! ((Except around Cornish Pixies. . .))
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's wand length? 11 ½ inches
What type of wood is used in Gilderoy Lockhart's wand? rosewood
What is the magical core of Gilderoy Lockhart's wand? a strand of flobber worm skin {Oh, but I'm sure flobber worms have some magnificent hidden powers!}
What was Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite school subject? Defense Against the Dark Arts {Oh, mine too!!! *gets a dreamy, far off look*}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite mode of travel? Broomstick, of course! {He hates floo powder. . .it musses up his hair!}
What position does Gilderoy Lockhart play in Quidditch? Beater {Oh, he must have look marvelous in his Yellow Quidditch robes. . .yellow is such a wonderful color on him! ANY color is a wonderful color on him!}
What broom model does Gilderoy Lockhart have? Nimbus 1500 {It may not be the best broom, but Lockhart loves it! I wonder if I could persuade Harry to trade in his 2000 for a 1500. . . . ?}
Who was Gilderoy Lockhart's first love? Sally Brown {grrrrrr}
What happened to Gilderoy Lockhart's true love? She was bitten by a vampire and now lives in Romania with no recollection of her past {On the one hand, HIS LOVE IS GONE!!! BWAHAHAHA! One the other, it caused him pain to lose her. . . .}
What inspired Gilderoy Lockhart to dedicate his life to stopping the Dark Arts? The above story
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's natural hair color? Blonde! {That's a trick question. . . .on page 365 in Gadding With Ghouls, it clearly states that he takes pride in the fact that he has NEVER dyed his hair!}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite holiday? Valentine's Day
Why is this Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite holiday? Because he is a self described romantic {Oh, he is soooo romantic!! *sigh*}
What strange feat can Gilderoy Lockhart do with his tongue? He can turn it upside down {Note to self: learn useless tongue tricks to impress Professor Lockhart}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite drink? Ogden's Old Fire Whiskey {Hmmm. . . .I wonder if they have a non-alcoholic version?}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite food? Scrambled dragon's eggs. {Well. That explains why Hagrid doesn't like him. . . . .}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite candy? Drooble's Best Blowing Gum
What color are Gilderoy Lockhart's eyes? Aquamarine {I should know. . . .I stare deeply into them every day. . . .*sigh*}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite Quidditch team? The Holyhead Harpies {Hmmm,I wonder if they have posters for that team. . . .}
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's idol? He doesn't have, or need one {How can he have an idol, when he's the most impressive wizard EVER?}
What type of spell is Gilderoy Lockhart famous for? Memory Charms {Through out all his books, he gave memory charms to 429 muggles to keep them from remembering his heroic, magical feats!! I feel very sorry for them. . . .}
In what town did Gilderoy Lockhart cure a werewolf? Wagga Wagga
How tall is Gilderoy Lockhart? 6'2
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite music? Anything performed by The Weird Sisters. {They must be amazing. . .lets see what I can recall about them. . . There are three of them, I think. . .one of them was named. . .er, Beth? And another was. . .Tanya, or Taryn, or something like that. . .the last one was. . .oh, I give up! I'll look them up in the library during lunch!}
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's "#1 fan"? Gladys Gudgeon {No, I AM! NOT STUPID GLADYS, ME!!!}
What I Gilderoy Lockhart's ideal Saturday night? Volunteering at St. Mungo's {Awwwwwww}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's most prized possession? His gold edged mirror
When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday, and what would his ideal gift be? His birthday is July 17 {rats, its not during the school year..} and his ideal gift would be harmony between all magic and non-magic people {How sweet!} although, he states that he wouldn't say no to a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhiskey
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Author's Note: What do you think?? PLEASE review!! Next up is Harry's, which should be a bit more funny, as he's guessing on nearly everything.
Authors note: I've been having a bit of writing block with my other story, so I'm writing this one until I get inspiration. This story was inspired during Science class. (What, you expect me to actually pay attention to the muggle version of Potions?!?!?!) Things in { } are Hermione's thoughts. Author's notes are in (( )),
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Magical Me, a test on Gilderoy Lockhart
Name: Hermione Granger House: Gryffindor
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color? Lilac {Hmmm. . .I wonder if mum would send me a few lilac head bands.?}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition? To rid the world of evil, and market his own range of hair-care products {oooh, I hope he makes a range of hair products! One of them would be bound to help with my hair!!!!!}
What, in your opinion, is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date? Banishing the Bandon Banshee using only a simple levitating charm {he is so wonderful-not even I could do that!}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite animal? The unicorn {Oh, that just shows how sensitive he truly is!}
How many times has Gilderoy Lockhart won the Witch Weekly's Most-Charming Smile Award? 5 {He should have won it every year. . .-_-}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's shoe size? 10 ½
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's preferred type of quill? A large peacock quill {I've seen his peacock quill, its truly marvelous! I wish I'd thought to buy one in Diagon Alley.}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite book? Gadding With Ghouls, by Gilderoy Lockhart {That's my favorite too!! I simply loved it! All of his books are marvelous!}
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite author? Himself {Isn't it wonderful at how much self confidence he has!}
Which was Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite book to write? Magical Me {Oh, that one was truly Magical! He has had such an interesting life so far!}
How old is Gilderoy Lockhart? 38 {Oh, but he only looks 20! Hmm, I wonder if it would be wrong for a 12 year old and a 38 year old to get together. . .its only 26 years apart!}
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite relative? Rita Skeeter, his reporter cousin {Oh, I want to read some of her work sometime! She must be wonderfully kind!}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's house elf named? Plunky {Oh, what a sweet name! I wonder if he named her?}
What is the name of Gilderoy Lockhart's cat? Banshee Why did Gilderoy Lockhart choose this name? To remind himself of his heroic defeat of the Bandon Banshee {*Sigh*}
Where is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite vacation spot? Paris {Oh, mine too!! My parents and I go there almost every summer. . .maybe I'll see him there sometime! *giggle giggle*}
Where does Gilderoy Lockhart call home? London
Where did Gilderoy Lockhart go to school? Hogwarts
Which house was he in? Hufflepuff {He should have been a Gryffindor, he's marvelously heroic!}
Which house does he feel he should have been in and why? Gryffindor, because he's very heroic and brave!! {So true. . .}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's mother's name? Blondelle Lockhart {Hmmm, if she were to become my mother in law, do you think I could call her Blondie?}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's mother's maiden name? Skeeter
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's father's name? Gilderoy Lockhart IV {I wonder how many people know that his name is really Gilderoy Lockhart I I I? Hmmm, that does sound dashing!}
Who cuts Gilderoy Lockhart's hair? Plunky, his house elf {I wonder. . .maybe, if I asked Plunky nicely, she would give me a lock of his hair!!!!!}
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite Greek god? Narcissus {Ok, so that's not really a god.but anybody could make that mistake!} ((hehe Narcissus was this guy who was madly in love with himself, and one day, as he stared at his reflection, he was cursed by the gods, and he got turned into a flower on the spot, so he could always admire himself. Very vain, Narcissus was!))
Which is the most frightening magical creature, in Gilderoy Lockhart's opinion? None! Gilderoy Lockhart is brave and fearless! ((Except around Cornish Pixies. . .))
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's wand length? 11 ½ inches
What type of wood is used in Gilderoy Lockhart's wand? rosewood
What is the magical core of Gilderoy Lockhart's wand? a strand of flobber worm skin {Oh, but I'm sure flobber worms have some magnificent hidden powers!}
What was Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite school subject? Defense Against the Dark Arts {Oh, mine too!!! *gets a dreamy, far off look*}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite mode of travel? Broomstick, of course! {He hates floo powder. . .it musses up his hair!}
What position does Gilderoy Lockhart play in Quidditch? Beater {Oh, he must have look marvelous in his Yellow Quidditch robes. . .yellow is such a wonderful color on him! ANY color is a wonderful color on him!}
What broom model does Gilderoy Lockhart have? Nimbus 1500 {It may not be the best broom, but Lockhart loves it! I wonder if I could persuade Harry to trade in his 2000 for a 1500. . . . ?}
Who was Gilderoy Lockhart's first love? Sally Brown {grrrrrr}
What happened to Gilderoy Lockhart's true love? She was bitten by a vampire and now lives in Romania with no recollection of her past {On the one hand, HIS LOVE IS GONE!!! BWAHAHAHA! One the other, it caused him pain to lose her. . . .}
What inspired Gilderoy Lockhart to dedicate his life to stopping the Dark Arts? The above story
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's natural hair color? Blonde! {That's a trick question. . . .on page 365 in Gadding With Ghouls, it clearly states that he takes pride in the fact that he has NEVER dyed his hair!}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite holiday? Valentine's Day
Why is this Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite holiday? Because he is a self described romantic {Oh, he is soooo romantic!! *sigh*}
What strange feat can Gilderoy Lockhart do with his tongue? He can turn it upside down {Note to self: learn useless tongue tricks to impress Professor Lockhart}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite drink? Ogden's Old Fire Whiskey {Hmmm. . . .I wonder if they have a non-alcoholic version?}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite food? Scrambled dragon's eggs. {Well. That explains why Hagrid doesn't like him. . . . .}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite candy? Drooble's Best Blowing Gum
What color are Gilderoy Lockhart's eyes? Aquamarine {I should know. . . .I stare deeply into them every day. . . .*sigh*}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite Quidditch team? The Holyhead Harpies {Hmmm,I wonder if they have posters for that team. . . .}
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's idol? He doesn't have, or need one {How can he have an idol, when he's the most impressive wizard EVER?}
What type of spell is Gilderoy Lockhart famous for? Memory Charms {Through out all his books, he gave memory charms to 429 muggles to keep them from remembering his heroic, magical feats!! I feel very sorry for them. . . .}
In what town did Gilderoy Lockhart cure a werewolf? Wagga Wagga
How tall is Gilderoy Lockhart? 6'2
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite music? Anything performed by The Weird Sisters. {They must be amazing. . .lets see what I can recall about them. . . There are three of them, I think. . .one of them was named. . .er, Beth? And another was. . .Tanya, or Taryn, or something like that. . .the last one was. . .oh, I give up! I'll look them up in the library during lunch!}
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart's "#1 fan"? Gladys Gudgeon {No, I AM! NOT STUPID GLADYS, ME!!!}
What I Gilderoy Lockhart's ideal Saturday night? Volunteering at St. Mungo's {Awwwwwww}
What is Gilderoy Lockhart's most prized possession? His gold edged mirror
When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday, and what would his ideal gift be? His birthday is July 17 {rats, its not during the school year..} and his ideal gift would be harmony between all magic and non-magic people {How sweet!} although, he states that he wouldn't say no to a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhiskey
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Author's Note: What do you think?? PLEASE review!! Next up is Harry's, which should be a bit more funny, as he's guessing on nearly everything.