xXIssho ItsumademoXx Chapter 1: Annoyingly Random Girls, a bleach fanfic

Together Forever

Annnoyingly Random Girls!

Disclaimer:I don't own Bleach just Yumi and Kaoru and their zanpaku-to. Minako belongs to my friend.

Kuchiki Yumi - Heiress to the Kuchiki family if something happens to Byakuya. Formerly the heiress of the forbiden Takamori clan before her sister Rukia found her . Her noble name is Yumiko. Mostly seen picking flowers and singing. Semi insane type person. Third Seat Tenth Division. 5'2 Zanpaku-to(s): Hikari and Yami

Tsukiyomi Minako- Head of the Tsukiyomi family. She is mostly hitting people in the head with her zanpaku-to. Sane type person. Third Seat Ninth Division. 5'8 Zanpaku-to: Mizu-yume

Hinawari Kaoru- Head of the Hinawari family. Mostly seen doodling and bouncing. Insane and crazy type Seat Eighth Division. 5'5 Zanpaku-to: Kamikaze-Reppu

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"WOAH WATCH OUT!!!!!!! UKI-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", Yumi shouted as she, Minako, and Kaoru danced around.

Well only Yumi and Kaoru, Minako clung on for dear life. Ukitake really didn't know what was about to happen. He turned aound and saw the three run straight into them.

BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ukitake was sent spiraling on the floor as the three flew into random places. "WHOA!!!!!!", Minako shouted as she flew into Ukitake's office. "COWABUNA!!!!!!!!!", Yumi screamed as she began to laugh, flying through the open door, plunging into the lake outside. "I'm ok!", she shouted.

"I believe I can fly!", Kaoru sung as she hit the wall.

After a moment of spiraling and confusion, Ukitake looked around. "Is everything alright?", he asked.

"Oh care about your things but not us!", Minako shouted. "Mama I want some ceral", Kaoru said as she slid down the wall. Yumi came in the room soaking wet, shaking off the water.

"So it's to the point where you don't give a care about us no more Uki-kun", Yumi said with a pout.

"After all the things you did to my office everytime you came there was no reason to care. But can't you go... you know... bother someone else", he said politely careful not to hurt their feelings. An awkward silence passed and Ukitake looked at them. He expected the worse, crying,pouting, whining.

They smiled wickedly. "OK!", they said as they shunpo'd away in different ways.

"Oh kami the other taichos will hate me", Ukitake muttered.

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"Shiro-Snowflake!", Yumi shouted as she walked in her division's office. "It's Hitsugaya-taicho Yumi", Hitsugaya said in annoyance.

"Aww Toshiro is upset", Yumi cooed as she ruffled his hair. He glared with irritaion. "Yumi don't think I won't-", he started. "TAICHO!!!!!", a bubbly voice called out. "RAN-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!", Yumi shouted as she saw the bubbly big ya know fuku-taicho.

Immeadiately she was glomped by the taller woman. "YUMI-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! You look so kawaii", she shouted as she squezze Yumi's petite body with her assests. "Rangiku! I'm dying! Ack... ugh... suffocating", Yumi said turning blue. Rangiku appearantly didn't hear her. "Rangiku!", she muttered.

"Matsumoto...", Hitsugaya said. Rangiku still hugged the petite girl. "Matusmoto!', Hitsugaya said louder. Rangiku continued her hug.

"MATSUMOTO RANGIKU!!!!!!!!!!! LET GO OF HER!!!!!!!!", Hitsugaya shouted. Rangiku loosened her grip. Yumi crumbled to the floor. "Arigatou", she mumbled weakly. "Yumi-chan are you ok?", Rangiku asked.

"What do you think", Hitsugaya said dully as he directed his attention to his paperwork. "Matsumoto do your paperwork", he added. "Well I think that she-", Rangiku started. "Ran-chan it was a rhetorical question", Yumi explained before Hitsugaya had a chance to say anything.

"Thank you. Matsumoto I won't repeat myself again do you paperwork", he repeated. Rangiku looked at Yumi with pleading eyes. Yumi nodded. She pranced over to Hitsugaya's desk.

"Don't even think about it", he said. "I didn't even say nothing", Yumi whined. "She wants to leave and you're gonna beg or flirt to get me to let her leave", he simply stated. "Meanie!",Yumi huffed. Yumi sat in deep thought as Hitsugaya worked. "Toshiro Toshiro Toshiro Toshiro Toshiro Toshiro Toshiro Toshiro Toshiro Toshiro. Snowy Snowy Snowy Snowy. Shiro-chan Shiro-chan Shiro-chan Shiro-chan. Yuki-kun Yuki-kun Yuki-kun Yuki-kun. Toshiro Toshiro Toshiro Toshiro. YUKI-KUN!", she squealed as Rangiku snuck out.

"WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!", he shouted.

"Hi Toshiro", Yumi said as she kissed his cheek and shunpoing away. Hitsugaya sat dumbfounded as he looked around finding himself alone.

"MATSUMOTO!!!!!!!!!! YUMI!!!!!!!!!!!!", he shouted.

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"REN-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!", Kaoru shouted before the 6th division.

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"Abarai get your girlfriend", Byakuya said annoyed.

" Dammit! She's not my damn girlfriend!", Renji shouted at him regretting it. Byakuya looked up at him with a burning gaze. "I'll um go see what she needs", Renji said as he shrunk.

Renji made his way outside as he peered out the gate to see no one. "She left?!", he shouted. "Look again Ren-chan!", Kaoru shouted from the trees as she jumped down preparing to land on her feet.

"Kaoru?", Renji asked looking up but soon regretting it as Kaoru's zouri came into contact of his face.

"Ren-chan why are you on the ground?', Kaoru asked obliviously. "KAORU!!!!! I'm gonna kill you!",Renji shouted as he jumped up to see Kaoru shunpoing away.

"I love you too Ren-chan!", Kaoru shouted as Renji chased after her. "Roar Zabimaru!", he shouted releasing his zanpaku-to.

"This is fun we should do this more often!", Kaoru shouted as she shunpo'd away causing Renji to run into a wall.

"Aww too bad Ren-chan maybe next time we can play longer", Kaoru said with a grin. "Oh and I win. Again", she boasted as she shunpo'd away from the unconscious body of Renji.

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"Oi! Byakushi!", Minako called out. "What is it Minako?', Byakuya said with a sigh not bothering to look up at her. "Whatcha doin' ?', Minako asked ignoring the first question.

"Paperwork shouldn't you be doing that for Tosen-taicho?", Byakuya responded. "Um...yeah..nope", Minako said.

"You're going to ask me if you can stay aren't you?", he asked. "You know me like a book Bya-kun!", Minako said with a smile.

"You can if you can find something entertaining for yourself that won't bother me", he said with a sigh.

"Ok I gotcha!", Minako said. She went and pulled out bows and went behind his desk and began to braid his hair and put 60 bows on his hair.

"Minako tell me you didn't just do what you think you did ", Byakuya asked. "Um..uh..no! Buh-bye!", she shouted before shunpoing out the room.

Byakuya looked in a mirror and paled at the sight. "MINAKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", he shouted throughout the Seireitei.

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The three met up later messing with everysingle taicho.

1- Yamamoto - Asked Random questions. Check

2- Soi Fon - Make random buzzing noise. Check

3- Ichimaru - Make fun of his way of talking. Check

4- Unohana - Death hugs (way too nice to annoy). Check

5- Aizen - (He's like our father or brother) Read his 'Evil Mastermind Bastards that are hopelessly single and desprate for life',books. Check

6- Byakuya - Choke him with his own scarf. Check.

7- Komamura - Tap on his helmet with a doggie bone. Check.

8- Kyoraku - Tell Nanao he's drinking sake and watch the show with popcorn. Check.

9- Tosen - Hide his paperwork and watch him try to look for it when he can't see. Check.

10- Toshiro - Spill tea and sake on his paperwork. Check

11- Zaraki - Call him a pirate and pull his hair. Check

12- Kurotsuchi -Mess up his experiments. Check

13 - Ukitake- (We already messed with him XD) Just wait till the taicho's meeting. In progress

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"This taicho's meeting we all know is about the three annoyingly random girls we all know", Yamamoto said rubbing his temples. All the taicho rubbed their heads in annoyance except Unohana.

"The only reason we did is because Uki-kun told us to", Yumi and Kaoru said as they sat down. Everyone glared at them before turning their glares to Ukitake.

"Is that true Ukitake-taicho", Yamamoto asked. Ukitake nodded sheepishly as he rubbed the back of his head. "Well the only suitable punishment is to let them bother you and only you", Yamamoto said. Ukitake paled and felt faint. "I got one thing to say for this situtation! MAN DOWN!!!!!!!!!", Yumi shouted.

THUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yumi shrugged. "I was right", Yumi said. "Z,Y,X ,W,V,U,T,S,R,Q,P,O,N,M,L,K,J,I,H,G,F,E,D,C,B,A", Kaoru sang. "Tsukiyomi! Get your friends out of here!",Yamamoto's voice boomed. "They are Uki's Yamamoto-sou-taicho I can't control them", Minako said looked up at Yamamoto.

"Ay ee ay ay
Ay ee ay ay
Ay ee ay ay
Where's my Samurai, Kaoru started singing.

I've been searching for a man
All across Japan
Just to find
To find my Samurai, Yumi had join in the song.

Someone who is strong
But still a little shy
Yes I need
I need my Samurai, Minako had joined in out of boredom.

Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm Your little butterfly
Green, black, and blue
Make the colors in the sky, Yachiru came in and joined in the song.

Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black, and blue
Make the colors in the sky, Rangiku and Momo found their way in and started singing.

I've been searching in the woods
And high upon the hills
Just to find
To find my Samurai, they sung all together.

Someone who won't regret
To keep me in this net
Yes I need
I need my Samuraithey sung causing all the captain to get major headaches.

Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black, and blue
Make the colors in the sky

Ay ee ay ay
Ay ee ay ay
Ay ee ay ay
Where's my Samurai

Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black, and blue
Make the colors in the sky

Ay ee ay ay
Ay ee ay ay
Ay ee ay ay
Where's my Samurai

Ay ee ay ee ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black, and blue
Make the colors in the sky

Ay ee ay ay
Ay ee ay ay
Ay ee ay ay
Where's my SamuraiAy ee ay ay

Ay ee ay ay
Ay ee ay ay
Where's my Samurai,

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"Did you see their faces!", Yumi and Kaoru said with a laugh after a big pillow fight around their apartment with Minako. "YEAH IT WAS SO FUNNY!", Kaoru shouted. Minako fell back on the couch.

"We got a week of torturing Uki-kun too", Minako said. "I can't wait", they all said together. "We are so fun!", they shouted.

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" Annoyingly Random Girls", Hitsugaya muttered to himself as he cleaned up his office. "Just they wait", he added. "I'll freeze them with Hyorinmaru next time they come around this division.

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"Kaoru is gonna get it", Renji said as he did the paperwork over again. "I'm gonna kill her with Zabimaru", he growled.

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Byakuya tried to get the bows out his hair furiously. "I'm using Senbonzakura next time", he said

"Annoyingly random girls", they muttered.

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