Poker Games
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Short messed up humour fic. Poor Anakin.. always getting into trouble... R&R!
Obi Wan watched as Anakin played poker with a bunch of people on the planet Earth. They had been sent there on a peace-keeping mission and Anakin found this boring. He was going through his 'Let's see how much patience Master Kenobi has before he gets really ticked and slices off my hand' stage.
Anakin had decided that dragging Obi Wan off to a club would be fun, so here they were, Anakin betting everything he owned in a game of poker.
His padawan wouldn't give up, Obi Wan knew that, but this was getting ridiculous!
Anakin bet everything he had on a pair of two's. Of course, he lost.
"Anakin… that's not gonna…" Obi Wan began, looking at his hand.
"Shut up Obi Wan" Anakin replied, glaring at his cards with a look of satisfaction on his face.
"Ha!" Anakin said proudly, "I bet my lightsaber!"
"Uh… Anakin?" Obi wan protested.
"And his!" Anakin added, pointing at Obi Wan.
"What's a lightsaber?" A woman with long black hair asked curiously.
"A deadly weapon" Anakin said, slicing through a nearby table.
"Wow" They all stared at the weapon with determination.
"What do you have?" A man wearing glasses asked.
"4 of a kind" Anakin said proudly.
"Royal Flush" The woman with black hair said, lying down her cards.
"Pair of sevens" The man said, scowling.
"I win!" The woman said with glee, grabbing the lightsabers.
"Anakin, you idiot!" Obi Wan said, standing.
"What?" Anakin asked, apparently thinking that losing your lightsaber on a foreign planet was normal.
The woman had gotten up and ran off, waving the lightsaber around proudly.
"This planet's done for" Obi Wan said, putting his hand over his face.
"What? Why?" Anakin asked, totally clueless.
"How stupid are you?" Obi Wan was getting ticked with his padawan's behavior.
"They're just lightsabers" Anakin stated, shrugging his shoulders.
Obi Wan smacked him across the head, "You're an idiot, Padawan."
"Ow! That hurt!" Anakin complained, rubbing the side of his face.
"The council's gonna kill you" Obi Wan sighed.
"Me? It's your fault!" Anakin said bluntly.
"My fault! How's it my fault!" Obi Wan protested.
"I don't know… I'll just tell them you were drunk" Anakin said, grinning.
"ANAKIN!" Obi Wan shouted, smacking him again.
"Well, what do you say we go find those lightsabers?" Anakin said, still grinning.
Obi Wan followed Anakin outside the club, still mumbling about how stupid he was.