"Guuhhhh! I can't take it…. Much longer" moaned Pit.
"Just hold on!" screamed Link In reply "It'll begin to feel good!"
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Pit, and he dropped the giant fruit he was carrying. "That lemon was huge. And heavy."
" Yeah, and you would have been real proud and feeling good of yourself if you carried it all the way to the juicer. Here, I'll help." Said Pit.
And so the two swordsmen picked up the giant fruit, and carried it, together, to the giant juicer.
"There's gonna be lemon juice tonight!" chuckled Roy.
"No, get out of here." Said Link.
"Marth's not here, go to another yaio story." Said Pit. Roy ran off.
Not what you were expecting, was it? That was funny, no? You must think I'm a "fruit" if I were to actually write that stuff. Just admit it, you got Albino Rolled. *"Never gonna give you up" by Rick Astley plays in background*