Author's not: dadicated to my betas notanakin and noteasyramen you rock!
"Synthia Alderaan Meta Jayde Dagobah Sydious, get youre butt inside this verry instant!"
"Cumming, muther!" Synthia tossed her golden blond hairs nd blinked her crystal blue eyes in the sunlight. it was verry hot outside because she was on Tattoo Nine which is verry hot butt she wasnt sweeting cause sweeting is gross. she put down her moister farming tools and skipped inside her parnts moister farming hut.
"good evaning, mum and dad." She said in her brittish accent. "how are you on this good evaning?"
"sit down, synthiq, we have something verry important to be telling you!" her mother said. Her face was verry serious and so was her dads.
"Okey, wat is it?" synthia said curiousity.
"i am nit actually youre dad," synthia"s dad said.
"Gasp!" Synthia gasped. "Wat do you mean? why arent yo my dad?"
"cause youre real dad..." synthia"/ mom said dramaticaly, "...was Empoleon Palpatine!"
"Gasp!" Synthiq gasped again. "You mean that im really an Emprincess?"
"yes." her mom and dad said. "you are Emprincess Synthia Sydious, the secret daughter of Palpation Sydrious. that means you are a sith jedi, and cani use the Power of teh Force."
"Gasp!" Syliva gasped in amazement. "teh Power of the Force!" She pointed at a lamp and used the Power of teh Force. The plamp started floating. "Wow! i used it!"
"you did verry good!" Said her mother. "Butt you still need to train sum more. we are going to send you to the last sith jedi lord, Darh Snope, so you can becum a dark sith jedi like youre father and rule the galaxy."
"but wat if i dont want to be a dark sith jedi!" synthia said sadly.
"two bad," said her mothr. "we our sending you away tomorow."
"I HATE YOU!" screamed saliva, then she ran way to her room to cry.