Note: I wrote this while taking a break from my Buffy fanfic but I hope to get back to it soon.
A Stinger in the Heart:
The crew of planet express were using the what if machine and Zoidberg got the chance to answer it.
Zoidberg:What if Mom and Farnsworth got married?
Everyone else except Farnsworth:Gasp
Farnsworth:That's the worst idea I have ever heard after hearing Taylor Swift's head deciding to build a ship to the feline planet of Thuban 9. There, she was brainwashed by the felines.
Zoidberg(Screaming): Please do it or I will cut the power with my claw.
Farnsworth reluctantly set it into motion .
In this universe, the city of New New York is nothing more than a pile of charred ruins as is the rest of the Earth.
At the wedding, everyone else of the Planet Express Crew was tied up by Mom with the exception of Bender. He was in a corner, rusted and unable to move given he was denied alcohol. This was done to stop resistance.
Farnsworth:Mom, will you take me as your beloved for the rest of my life.
Mom:Yes, I do!
Mom then slapped him and kissed him after dropping an F-bomb.
The honeymoon was to the space bee hive.
Mom: I want to harvest the honey and watch you get stung by a space bee.
Farnsworth: I need this anti-bee gear to minimize the pain.
Farnsworth tried to put on the bee gear, but discovered it was too small since it was made for earth bees to wear to keep the owls away.
Farnsworth was then stung by the bee and died while Mom cackled.
Farnsworth: This is why your ideas are terrible Zoidberg!
Zoidberg then ran off crying.
The end.