Hello Everyone and I have returned, sorry for my long absence. I was busy and going through some hard times.

Anyway, here is Ed Edd N Eddy X Sujinara. There are four things to keep in mind.

1. I don't own any of the characters. They belong to Cartoon Network. The OCs (Sarah Ketchwood, Star Yumigon, Tenn Malloy, Joshua, and Juli) in the story belong to my friend InvaderAlexKagamine. There will be A LOT of crossover elements in this series.

2. This is a sequel to Ed Edd N Eddy's Bizarre Adventures. If the characters don't act like their bizarre universe counterparts, it's because the universe got rebooted at the end of it...it also altered their personalities and thinking patterns.

3. I haven't written in a LOOONG time, as a result please go easy on me.

4. Please read Sujinara and Adventures in Peach Creek, both are really great stories by InvaderAlexKagamine

Creepy Basement, day, inside

(We see Sarah K. and Star in a basement. They have someone strapped to a hospital and we see pink liquid stained on the walls of the basement.)

Star: Hey Sarah, when can we get rid of this guy. He's been insulting us for a long time.

Sarah K.: We can't do it until our friend gets in here with the sedatives.

Star: What's taking that skinny guy so long. He said he'd get me candy.

(We see the door to the basement open...it's Double Dee dressed as a medical doctor. He's carrying a suitcase full of odd lab equipment.)

Double Dee: You're candy Miss Yumigon.

Star: Thanks Double Dee, what took you so long.

(Double Dee puts on a surgical mask as he fires gas out of a device.)

Double Dee: Simple, I had to get the right amount of gas so you guys could do your Bully Hunting. Keep in mind, to sedate a person you need the right amount of drugs. Any less would be ineffective and any more would kill the Bully.

(Star is eating the candy and smiling.)

Star: That's really nice.

Double Dee:...You weren't paying attention, right?

Star: Yep, I didn't understand anything you said.

Double Dee: I'm morbidly curious, which bully did you capture today?

Sarah K. and Star: Shovel Chin!

Double Dee: Who?

(Sarah K. shines the light on the hospital stretcher and we see Kevin on the stretcher. Double Dee looks shocked.)

Double Dee: Sometimes I wonder why I help out Maniacs like you guys out.

Sarah K.: It's called Friendship, you should embrace the madness inside you Double Dee.

Double Dee: I'd rather not...

(Suddenly Kevin breaks out of the stretcher with little to no effort. Everyone looks shocked.)

Double Dee: H-how'd he do that!? I gave him the right amount of sedative to knock out a grown elephant! How'd he survive that!?

Sarah K.: Quick grab the weapons!

Star: I'll get the Candy.

(Sarah K. and Double Dee take out weapons to fight Kevin with. Double Dee has a giant scalpel and Sarah K. has a giant baseball bat with nails in it. They eventually fight Kevin. Star runs and grabs the phone as she hears it ringing.)

Star: Hello?

Eddy (On Phone): Hi Star, it's me Eddy. Did you see the comic I wrote today?

Star: Eddy, I hate to break to you. But your comics are Garfield knockoffs, if Garfield was written by a guy who didn't know anything about a Cat. Also it has the same art style as Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.

Eddy: What can I say, I'm a dog person.

(Star turns around and sees Kevin is about to use a powerful energy attack on Sarah K. and Double Dee. Both dodge it and managed to finish Kevin off with their Scalpel and Baseball Bat.)

Sarah K.: Whew, that was close.

Double Dee: Where should we hide the body!? I don't want to get caught for this!?

Sarah K.: Hmmm.

Eddy's house, day

(We see Juli and Marie waiting outside and the door opens they walk inside...only to see a massive and badly drawn mural of the "Last Supper" by Leonardo da Vinci...only it has Eddy in place of Jesus.)

Juli: What the!?

Marie: Wow, Eddy's more insane than I though.

Eddy (Voice Off screen): I've never heard of a wicked awesome Messiah who wasn't arrogant!

(Juli and Marie turn around and see Eddy standing behind them. He's wearing sun glasses and admiring his mural.)

Juli: Ok, Eddy, I hate to break it to you, but you aren't the new Messiah.

Eddy: Hey! I had a noble birth. There was a rainbow that showed up when I was born in the hospital. Plus my mom had a vision of an elephant when she had morning sickness.

Marie: Even then, they have to preform Miracles to get acknowledged! Anyway, have you seen Double Dee, Sarah, and Star?

Eddy: Nope. I haven't seen them at all today.

(Eddy smirks as Juli and Marie stare at him in fear.)

Juli: W-what are you thinking this time!?

Eddy: I'm off to preform my own miracles.

(Eddy runs out the door as Juli and Marie stare at him.)

Marie: Hey Juli, there's something I'd like to ask you.

Juli: What is it?

Marie: Would you like to go on a date sometime in the future?

(Juli blushes and looks shocked.)

Juli: Sure thing Marie...

(Marie kisses Juli on the cheek and she blushes even deeper.)

Basement, day, inside

(We see Sarah K., Double Dee, and Star walking to the incinerator in the basement. Double Dee is carrying a garbage bag with pink liquid dripping from it. He looks paranoid as he thinks he saw something dart out of a corner.)

Double Dee: WHAT WAS THAT!?

Sarah K.: What was what?

Double Dee: I saw something dart out of a corner, it was a tall thing in the dark.

Star: You need to eat some candy.

Double Dee: *sighs* Fine, I will.

(As Double Dee eats some candy, he passes the garbage bag full of Kevin's remains to Sarah K.. Double Dee then notices a wooden carving of himself and a big bodied woman with a gemstone on her belly. They resemble Buddhist statues. He drops them in sheer shock and looks up and sees a white gem stone glowing in the dark.)

Double Dee: Look!

Sarah K.: *sighs* What is it this-

(Everyone stops and sees the glowing gem, it's attached to a person standing in the dark. it steps into view revealing it's-)

Double Dee, Sarah K., and Star: PEARL!?

Pearl: Hi guys, how are you doing?

(Pearl picks up Double Dee causing him to blush and look nervous.)

Double Dee: I'm doing good, I just got done helping Star and Sarah with their project.

Pearl: You two may carry on, but I'm taking him.

Star: aww, my Fanfics are coming true.

Double Dee: Sure thing Pearl...wait what?!

Pearl: Come on, we got invited to a Double Date, I'm bringing you along.

(Double Dee blushes)

Double Dee: Thanks for caring about me Pearl.

Pearl: You're welcome Double Dee. You remind me of Rose, my previous lover.

Double Dee: You need to tell me more when we go out on that date.

(Pearl walks away with Double Dee as Sarah K. and Star look confused.)

Sarah K.: That was weird.

Star: Let's see what Eddy's up too.

Sarah: I bet it's a scam.

END OF EPISODE 1

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