Xemnas suppressed his laughter as he took in the sight before him.
As punishment for wrecking his lab, Vexen had discreetly slipped them all a surprise inside of his 'I forgive you' cake.
The idiots were stupid enough to fall for it.
"Dudes, this bod is really killing me bro, You are redunkulously short Zex. Like, I can't reach anything!" Xigbar voice sounded. From Zexion's body.
Suddenly Marluxia glared at the pirate, rolling his eyes, but didn't say anything. He was to busy being angry at how much easier things had gotten once he was tall.
"I look sexy, angry!" Marluxia's voice sounded from Xigbar's body. Then he remembered who's body he was in, and started crying. Again.
"It's okay Marly, you'll get your body back." Roxas voice consoled from Axel's body.
"I hope I don't get mine back" Axel said, checking his new body out. He was in Roxas body.
"Don't touch me, Axel!" Roxas warned. Axel put on an innocent look.
"I'm not, your over there." Axel said. Roxas glared.
"You know what I mean!" The younger said.
"How long does this last exactly?" Larxene said, glaring at her own body, which was 'Lexeaus'. She would cry if she wasn't so livid right now.
"That's what I'm wondering, and I fail to see why I was involved In your revenge, Vexen, if all you planned to do was get back at those who destroyed your lab" Luxord said. He did not exactly like being in a womens body.
" You know there are smaller words for what you just said. So wasteful." Axel said, rolling Roxas eyes.
Luxord glared.
"I'm not taking this any better than you Axel, I have breast!Breast! And I refuse to use the bathroom, for the inevitable breakdown that will ensue!" Luxord yelled.
Axel suddenly took on a very serious look.
"There are less intelligent people in the world, who don't know those words, and your just throwing them out like cards."
Luxord nearly strangled him.
"Now, now everyone calm down. This will wear off eventually." Xemnas said, smiling evilly.
Vexen was too busy inspecting his plans, marveling at how well it worked.
"Your not getting out of your missions, and I still expect you to do your chores. Now go" Xemnas said finally.
They all groaned, walking away, and suddenly Axel stretched, and smiled.
"Well I gotta use the bathroom, I'll be right back" He said leaving the room.
" Just hurry up Axel, we have another mission to do this afternoon." Roxas said, worried about how he was gonna fight in Axels body.
Then something occurred to him...
"AXEL DAMMIT, DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!" Screamed Roxas, running off after Axel, before his body was violated.
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Not the most crack-ish, but stil. It was just a random movie in my head, and I had to write it.
I can haz review?