Here is another rp fic between Seliphra and me. It is complete, so expect regular updates whenever I get enough reviews. Mostly, I'm putting this up because I am horrible with updates of other fics and want to give you guys something to read. Enjoy~
Izaya smirked as he nodded once, "Mika-chan, you're brother was a good man! It's a terrible loss for the Yakuza that he's gone~" He said, but he didn't really give a damn.
"Oh... you!" She scowled and tried to slap him but he dodged back easily and smirked.
"Now now, let's not make a scene at a funeral~" He purred delicately before skipping back into the crowd but he thought he felt something splash onto his back. He frowned, hand checking the back of the suit he only wore to these occasions to find it dry and he shrugged, heading home. That night he felt hot though... so hot... he didn't no how but he managed to wander from his apartment almost all the way to Shinra's, certain he was sick or something... he never made it though, passing out in an alleyway.
Shizuo scowled as he started to head home from work. It stank. It stank like Izaya. The stupid flea just didn't learn, did he? Well, as long as he didn't pop up, it was fine. That's when Shizuo passed out in the alleyway Izaya was in. It stank a lot more. Shizuo growled and turned into the alleyway, only to find the male passed out. "This is different..." He poked the male, only to get no response. Feeling his forehead, he found Izaya seemed to have a fever. "We're close to Shinra's...so the flea was heading there..." Shizuo looked down at the unconscious raven. One time. He picked the male up, throwing him over his shoulder and heading to Shinra's. Knocking on the door when he arrived.
Shinra was flabbergasted when he arrived at the door and ushered Shizuo in with Izaya but the change had begun.
"Hey... is Izaya getting... shorter?" Shinra asked, noticing the informants shoes, pants and shirt were getting baggier by the minute.
Shizuo shrugged. "Dunno. I found him passed out." He didn't seem to observe very much, at least about Izaya. "Just take care of him. I'm heading home."
"Alright... hang on, no, look, he's looking younger too..." Shinra frowned a little. Already Izaya looked more like he did when he was twenty and the change was happening faster now too, "He's lost three inches in five minutes..." Shinra explained then.
Shizuo turned, frowning. "What do you mean?" But know, he noticed it too. His clothes were becoming too large at an alarming rate as Izaya kept shrinking.
"What the hell is this?!" Shinra exclaimed as Izaya lost more than inches now... his legs and arms disappeared right into his sleeves as he shrank and his face began to get rounder, childlike before finally it stopped... leaving them with a five year old version of Izaya.
Shizuo just stared. As Shinra had asked, what the hell was this? The flea was mini now! A kid? Or just shrunk?
"Interesting... he looks very young... I suppose we will have to wait until he wakes up to see if he's just small or what..." The feverish heat had left him it seemed.
Shizuo frowned and crossed his arms. "Fine. Guess I'll stay here then. Cause now I'm curious."
Izaya stirred soon enough, yawning cutely, small tears beading in his eyes and sitting up, his shirt becoming an over sized dress as he looked around curiously.
Shizuo frowned as he stared at Izaya. He didn't seem to be himself. He seemed to be young. But still, he didn't know.
"Who're you guys?" He asked then, his eyes widening with a genuine innocence that neither Shinra nor Shizuo would have seen on his face before.
Shizuo continued to stare at Izaya. It really didn't seem like he was faking it. And he had seen the flea shrink in front of his eyes.
Shinra knelt down in front of the mini informant. "Izaya. I'm Shinra Kishitani. And this is Shizuo Heiwajima. We're both," he glanced at Shizuo for a moment, "friends."
"Fwiends?" He mumbled, looking around, "Where's Mommy and Daddy?" He squeaked. "Where am I?"
Shinra bit his bottom lip for a moment before getting an idea. "Your mom and dad went on a vacation, and left you here. This is my house, Izaya."
Izaya blinked at Shinra then at Shizuo and then grinned widely, "Okay! So youw my new fwiends then?" He bounced in place, clearly excited by the idea.
Shinra grinned as Shizuo just stood there still, wrapping his head around the fact that Izaya had somehow reverted to being a little kid and didn't know who they were.
"Yeah Izaya. We're your new friends." Shinra ruffled his hair.
Izaya nodded and then started looking around, "Is dis where I'll be stayin'?" He asked now looking between the two.
"Ah. Just a moment Izaya. Then I'll answer your question." He pulled Shizuo to the side. "Shizuo. I think he should stay with you."
"What? Why?"
Izaya watched them curiously but he got bored quickly and hopped off the couch to explore, his shirt sleeves dragging and his shirt hem down near his ankles.
"Because I don't have any guest rooms. Only patient rooms. He can't stay in my room and certainly not Celty's."
Shizuo frowned.
"Besides. He doesn't remember you. Meaning he won't try to piss you off. And he's five. Five, Shizuo! I'm sure you can deal with it until I find a way to reverse whatever it is that happened to Izaya."
"...Fine."
They both turned around to get Izaya to see that he wasn't there.
Being five he was exploring now, though for a five year old he was touching nothing.
Both Shizuo and Shinra sighed as they started to look around for the male until, eventually, Shinra found him. "Gottcha." He grinned as he lifted the other up.
Izaya squeaked and flailed his tiny arms and legs but then giggled happily. "Sowwy~" He mumbled sheepishly.
Shinra smiled. "No need to be sorry. Just don't wander off again if I say that it'll only take a moment." He set the other down. "Let's go get Shizuo now."
"Okay, pwomise," Izaya held onto Shinra's hand and tottered beside the doctor until they got to Shizuo. "Sshizssuo-san~! ...hi" He grinned happily at the other.
"Uh. Hi." Shizuo didn't know exactly how to act around the mini flea.
"You're gonna be staying with Shizuo, Izaya." Shinra grinned.
Izaya looked between Shinra and Shizuo and then released Shinra's hand and grabbed onto Shizuo's, smiling happily at the other.
Shizuo rubbed the back of his head before lifting the raven up so that he was carrying the other. "So, Shinra, what do I do to care for him?"
"Well you know... feed him, give him baths... dress him... and do not leave him unattended! Children get in to things!" He warned and Izaya wrapped small arms around Shizuo's neck smiling happily.
"Uh. ALright." He turned his head to look at Izaya. "Ready to go?"
"Uh huh! Ano... when do Mommy and Daddy come back this time?" He asked, pouting a little bit.
Shinra rubbed the back of his head. "A couple months."
"Oh... they been gone longer so that's okay... and this time I get fwiends so I don't get lonely~" he grinned, hugging SHizuo's neck again.
Shizuo frowned a bit as he waved Shinra bye. His parents had left him alone longer than a couple of months before? And he's five? After a bit of a walk, they arrived at Shizuo's apartment. He unlocked and opened the door before walking in.
"Alright. We're here." He set Izaya down.