there was once a school for ppl with talent. they called it hopes peak academy. it was where all the bad bitches went. if u didn't go to hopes peak academy u weren't a bad bitch. that's why emily was the president of hopes peak.

but one day the principal fucked up like the dum bitch he was and sent makoto naegi, a normal student, an invitation. the schoolboard punished him by sending him to space lol that was a good ass day. we got so high after we sent him 2 space i swear we were higher then him. o shit i'm switching pov thats not a good thing to do in a story okay let me get back to this story.

so naegi got invited to the school for bad bitches and he was so excited. the day he got the letter he was so excited that he called all his friends and then realized that he didnt have any so he was excited to make friends at hopes peak. and then he realized that he wasn't a bad bitch so he got scared.

when the first day of school came he looked at the school. it was a big ass school omfg. like it was so big. bigger then chihiro fujisaki's ding a ling which is huge. it was so big just omfg you cant even describe how big it is omfg it was just so big. bigger than nicki minajs ego.

okay im lying it was only kind of big but that isn't the point. naegi realized that he needed a hip funky title if he wanted to fit in. he decided on Super high school level lucky person thing

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL LUCKY PERSON THING- MAKOTO NAEGI

so then naeg entered in the school. he was scared.
"i'm so scared" naegi said. he was so scared. the moment he closed the door behind him he felt like he was tripping on acid. he could also hear nicki minaj's part from y u mad in the background which was weird. "oh lawd" naegi said before passing out

"what is this" naegi said whenever he woke up in the classroom. "why was there nicki minaj playing in the background im in japan why do i listen to that shit" he asked himself. lol it was crazy. so he looked around the room for a bit. all he saw was that the windows were bolted shut. he searched some crates. all he found was a note, a map with a hidden tunnel that the headmaster left so nobody would die, and a cheeta girls album. he threw all that away because it wasnt important. "what do i do now" he asked.

nicki minaj then popped in the room. "boi u needta go to da cafeteria." she said and then she disappeared. "oh i think i need to go to the cafeteria" he thought to himself. "thanks nicki minaj" he said.

so he went to the cafeteria. nobody was there. "nicki minaj lied to me i'm so hurt imma cry."

naegi ran off to the gym crying. his feelingz were so hurt. and as soon as he opened the door he heard people scream at him "SUPRISE!" they screamed. Naegi screamed like a girl and peed his pants lol it was so funny.

"hi i'm hagakure how are you."

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL 420- YASUHIRO HAGAKURE

"hi im makoto" naegi said
"i know my magic weed told me" hagakure said. "da magic weed knows all. praise 420"
"what"
"my religion is 420 i worship the halloween bunny she gives out the good weed every 420 hallaluyar." he said. naegi walked away.

"hey sexy how r u" he said as he approached a girl with long curly pigtails
"my name is celestia ludenburg no i meant taeko yasuhiro no i mean lolita rihanna how r u" lolita rihanna said

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL DEFINITELY-NOT-LYING-ABOUT-HER-NAME- LOLITA RIHANNA

"hey lolita rihanna r u into anal sex" makoto asked her
"yea bend over" lolita rihanna said. makoto ran away like the lil bitch he is lol

next up he approached a boy.
"hey how r u what's ur name i'm makoto"
"my name is kiyotaka ishimaru, how r u."

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL DEFINITELY HETEROSEXUAL- KIYOTAKA ISHIMARU

"makoto i want 2 make out with u. no homo tho." ishimaru said. "i also like to follow the rules but i don't mind if u don't."
"what"
"don't worry its not gay cuz i said no homo." ishimaru said. naeggi walked away

He approached an it next.
"hey i'm chihiro fujisaki how r u" chihiro asked

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL PIMP- CHIHIRO FUJISAKI

"i'm a pimp" chihiro said. "i got ho's in all 69 states and tennessee" he said as she pulled out a bunch of pictures of gardening hoes taken in all 50 states.
"wow i thought there were only 2 states in america tho" naegi asked chihiro
"no u dumb ho there are over 6 states in the us. don't u kno basic world geometry."
"o" naegi said walking away.

next naegi walked up to a girl who was brushing her teeth wiff a bottle of jack and jill.

"hi i'm mukuro ikusaba o shit i wasn't supposed to say that i'm junko enoshima oh wait no i'm ke$ha."

$UPER HIGH $CHOOL LEVEL DRUNK A$$ BITCH- KE$HA

"o hey ke$ha i'm a big fan of ur song take in on" naegi said blushuuing at ke$ha. ke$ha passed out. "o" naegi said, walking up to a guy with corn poop hair.

"Sup i'm mondo oowada nice 2 meet u"

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL CENSORSHIP- MONDO OOWADA

"my mommy says i'm not allowed 2 say bad words or be in a gang with my bfffffffls. she's 2 mean 2 me. she also says h8 is a bad word. o wait i said a bad word i'm sorry mommy pls forgive me."
"k den" naegi said, walking away. next he approached a girl. she was fine. finer than a sharpie so u know she fine oh wait fuck that's a man guys narrator is bisexual now.

"narrator u a dumb bitch i'm a woman." she said
oh. narrator said. sorry

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL OH SHIT THAT'S A WOMAN- SAKURA OOGAMI

"blushuu naegg ur 2 cute" sakura said
"i don't like penis" naegi said as he started thinking about penis.
"i don't have a penis" sakura said
"oh but i only like penis" naegi said. walking away. sakura cri
"NAEGG Y U NO LUV ME" she said calmly in all caps.

"who should i meet next." naegi said. he approached a fat boy. this boy was bigger than nicki minajs ego lemme tell u.

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL PROBABLY A BRONY- HIFUMI YAMADA

"i'm not a brony" yamada said as he had his brony shirt on.
"eww furry" naegi said
"no i'm not a brony. clop with me naegi"
"what"
"no I said wop with me naegi" yamada said as he wopped while that wop song was playing. i don't even know what its called i don't listen to that but anyways.

"ooh naegi meet me pls." a boy said.

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL MALE STRIPPER- LEON KUWATA (Stage name: Pounded by Balls)

"o i herd of u i see ur shows every day"
"oh okay u want autograph."
"yea" makoto said
"ok here" loen said as he sign naegi's size D tittiez

next up was a girl that was patting her weave
"hi who are u" she asked

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL HOODRAT DETECTIVE- KYOQUEESHA "Keisha" QUEERIQUEERI

"O sorry I was investigatin the booty" keisha said.
"i know i saw" naeleggi said as he watched keisha investigate the booty.
"so what now tho" naegi said
"we murder" keisha said. "lol jk who would murder anyone that's ratchet."
"yea" then naegi walked away. next up he approached a boy.

"hi-"
"Don't you dare approach me if all you're going to do is talk in improper grammar for such a poorly written fan fiction." he said

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL ONLY LOGICAL ONE IN THIS FAN FICTION- BYAKUYA TOGAMI

"how do u pronounce ur first name that's like trying to rap i dunno how to do that."
"If you would, would you please go away? I don't want your... Improperness to rub off on me."
naegi cri "ur so mean." he said as he ran away and crashed into a girl.

"wow this gives me a new idea for a novel. i'll call it "shaniqua and the bitch who didn't want where the fuck she was going."" the girl said

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL GHETTO DRAMA WRITER- TOUKO FUKAWA

"rude" naegi said
"#uwannago"
"yea"
"pls don't fight in the school friends... kill each other in the parking lots i'll video tape it and get lots of views on redtube." ishimaru said.
"k" naegi walked away.

"oh hi i'm aoi assahina how r u."

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF A TITLE FOR HER SO JUST IMAGINE SHE HAS SOME WELL THOUGHT OUT TITLE OR SOMETHING I REALLY DON'T CARE- AOI ASSAHINA

"wow u got big boobs" naegi said. aoi slap him.
"don't look at my size H-23 boobs." Aoi said. "I like swimming and donuts."
"so do i lol we have so much in common."
aoi look through the hole of a donut she brought out. "look lol i'm keeping an eye out for selener."
"k bye"

naegi looked around there were 1 more student left. it was a girl he recognized. it was sayaka maizono.

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL JAPANESE MILEY CYRUS- SAYAKA MAIZONO

she started twerking.
"hey maizono. long time no see" naegi said. but all maizono did was twerk and stick her tongue out.
"wow that's hot girl shake that booty." ishimaru said for a second and then after staring at maizonos booty he threw up.

"okay lol so now that you guys have met each other orientation can begin." everybody heard a voice from behind the podium. in a flash of light, they saw their new headmaster: it was nicki minaj.

(2 BE CONTINUE)

(not srs AN: wow I worked so hard on that i hope u like it it took hours give me 5 star favorite and review kthxbye)

(Serious AN: Okay it should go without saying that this is intended as a joke. As the storyline progresses things are just going to get even worse. Just please, I don't want people to actually think this was serious. I won't be doing very many serious author notes... I just thought that I should do this one. I hope it gave you a good laugh, though!)