The Real Slim Shady, Harry Potter style.....
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Harry Potter please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Harry Potter please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a famous wizad before
Jaws all on the floor like Ron, like 'Mione just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Malfoy said... nothing you idiots!
Now Malfoys dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Harry {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Harry Potter, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Voldemort to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth Year
They got the Broomsticks and shit without beer
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)
I'm Harry Potter, yes I'm the real Potter
All you other Harry Potters are just imitating
So won't the real Harry Potter please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
[Harry]
Fred 'n George don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell thier records;
well I do, so fuck them and fuck yall too!
You think I give a damn about a house points?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, while I smoke some joints!
"But Harry, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Dumbledore?
Fuck that! I've already met him before!
so I can sit next to Ron and Hermione when im cursed?
and hear 'em argue? Shit I was already there friends first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Cho, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Harry Potter VD {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Chorus
[Harry]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when while im sixteen
While your the only person flirting with Dean
Slapping girls asses while they aint lookin, What? You think im a mother-fuckin virgin?
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Harry Potter lurkin
He could be workin in the kitchen, spittin on your fuckin chicken
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Potter please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Chorus 2X
[Harry]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Harry Potter in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Disclaimer:Hey, if you have listened to "The Real Slim Shady," by Eminem, you would probebly notice that I only changed some of it. So most of this song belongs to Eminem, as well as Eminem belongs to.........what the fuck am I sayin....Eminem belongs to his own fuckin self...........EMINEM RULZ!!!!!!!!!! Keep cool......stay alive....and if you want another song of his made to Harry Potter style, just say so in your review........AND BRING IT ON YOU MOTHER-FUCKIN FLAMERS!!!!!*ahem*Bye!
-DracoGranger
Ps.I dedicate this song to Regeane Silveria, for giving me the idea in their review.......c-ya!
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Harry Potter please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Harry Potter please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a famous wizad before
Jaws all on the floor like Ron, like 'Mione just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Malfoy said... nothing you idiots!
Now Malfoys dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Harry {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Harry Potter, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Voldemort to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth Year
They got the Broomsticks and shit without beer
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)
I'm Harry Potter, yes I'm the real Potter
All you other Harry Potters are just imitating
So won't the real Harry Potter please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
[Harry]
Fred 'n George don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell thier records;
well I do, so fuck them and fuck yall too!
You think I give a damn about a house points?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, while I smoke some joints!
"But Harry, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Dumbledore?
Fuck that! I've already met him before!
so I can sit next to Ron and Hermione when im cursed?
and hear 'em argue? Shit I was already there friends first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Cho, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Harry Potter VD {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Chorus
[Harry]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when while im sixteen
While your the only person flirting with Dean
Slapping girls asses while they aint lookin, What? You think im a mother-fuckin virgin?
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Harry Potter lurkin
He could be workin in the kitchen, spittin on your fuckin chicken
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Potter please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Chorus 2X
[Harry]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Harry Potter in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Disclaimer:Hey, if you have listened to "The Real Slim Shady," by Eminem, you would probebly notice that I only changed some of it. So most of this song belongs to Eminem, as well as Eminem belongs to.........what the fuck am I sayin....Eminem belongs to his own fuckin self...........EMINEM RULZ!!!!!!!!!! Keep cool......stay alive....and if you want another song of his made to Harry Potter style, just say so in your review........AND BRING IT ON YOU MOTHER-FUCKIN FLAMERS!!!!!*ahem*Bye!
-DracoGranger
Ps.I dedicate this song to Regeane Silveria, for giving me the idea in their review.......c-ya!