Disclaimer: I do not own Little Red Riding Hood
A/n: Thanks to Sarah for Little Red Thug in the Hood and Thanks to Michael Boy for Gangsta Grandma
Once there was a girl named Red. She went to the hood to see her Gangsta Grandma. A gangsta dude saw her and was like Hey Bitch! Where tha fuck ya going? She was like to my Gangsta Grandma's house! He was like hey go the long way so I can beat you there, slut! She was a dumb shit and was like whatever you say dude! He got to Gangsta Grandma's house and shot her. Red showed up and was like Hey fucker! You shot my Gangsta Grandma! He was like fuck yea Ima take her money too! Then she straight up jacked his gun and shot his ass. Then she became Little Red Thug in the Hood. The End!
Happy Banana Goku!